Things you would say to you in the past?
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Ooh, this! Would have made the last couple of years of my life distinctly more bearable. Maybe even fun!Blueruler182 said:
Alternatively, there is one specific point in my life which I'd like to interrupt by slapping myself in the face, ordering myself not to drink so much that night, and stop being such a dick.
I can probably make plenty of girl trouble for myself even with the ability to time travel - it probably wouldn't help as much as I'd like. Nonetheless, there are many points I'd jump into my own history to offer advice. Hell, screwing with my past self's mind could be quite good fun!
Oh, and don't watch '2 girls 1 cup' for a dare. It's not a good idea...
Don't trust him. Ever. Don't even bother getting mixed in with him. Don't let him get close.
Don't let it get to you.
Learn to not give a crap.
Don't get involved.
Just let it be, let it go and move on.
Along with saying that I would probably also slap myself.
Don't let it get to you.
Learn to not give a crap.
Don't get involved.
Just let it be, let it go and move on.
Along with saying that I would probably also slap myself.
"In a couple of years, you'll have the opportunity to go back in time and tell yourself something useful. Do everything you ever wanted to do now and when you come back, tell yourself about the consequences."
This way I will have lived my life now as it were, then I'll have lived a sweet fun life but with consequences that i won't be pleased with, so I'll go back to fix my life and make it normal so i can go back to tell myself to have fun then go back and tell myself to be normal.
This way I will have lived my life now as it were, then I'll have lived a sweet fun life but with consequences that i won't be pleased with, so I'll go back to fix my life and make it normal so i can go back to tell myself to have fun then go back and tell myself to be normal.
"Wear a condom.
Don't trust 'her'.
And also, the game." I would say, after appearing out of thin air to a ten-year old version of myself.
"What's 'the game'?" he asks me...I ask myself...you get it.
I laugh and pat him/me on the head. "Ha, no one really knows, kiddo, but we both just lost it."
Don't trust 'her'.
And also, the game." I would say, after appearing out of thin air to a ten-year old version of myself.
"What's 'the game'?" he asks me...I ask myself...you get it.
I laugh and pat him/me on the head. "Ha, no one really knows, kiddo, but we both just lost it."
Stop letting your infatuation and desperate-ness make you obsessive about any mildly attractive girl that gives you the time of day. Also it's ok to break up with someone, you will find someone else.
Also stop saying powerful things you don't mean. It will not get you laid.
Seriously if my two or three years ago self had been given this advice and taken it to heart, so many problems could have been avoided.
But what can you do? Shit happens. And you learn from it.
Also stop saying powerful things you don't mean. It will not get you laid.
Seriously if my two or three years ago self had been given this advice and taken it to heart, so many problems could have been avoided.
But what can you do? Shit happens. And you learn from it.
Don't know that one, but i guess that most of my hate towards Sonic Heroes, is the freaking wacky controls and camera angels, it is completely impossibly to see ANYTHING! But all in all, if you can live with these things, then yes, it's actually quite good...Ceress said:
Tell myself to write a screenplay about a clash between two races...the humans and the Navi. Tell myself it's a rip off of Dances with wolves, replacing Indians with blue people, Union soldiers with marines, horses with giant dragons and giant helicopter ships and the main character with a guy named Jake Sully in a wheelchair who becomes one of the natives through something called the "Avatar program".
I think if I went back to speak with a younger me, he'd end up getting older me in trouble. Or drunk. Or both.
But yeah I might tell him -
"Don't carry it on after about 2.5years, it's all down hill from there"
and "if you do keep on after 2.5years, just fuck EVERY other women you can, don't be picky this time, coz the quality talent really dries up around here in about 7years"
and "don't get stoned in the car while parked outside the police station"
But yeah I might tell him -
"Don't carry it on after about 2.5years, it's all down hill from there"
and "if you do keep on after 2.5years, just fuck EVERY other women you can, don't be picky this time, coz the quality talent really dries up around here in about 7years"
and "don't get stoned in the car while parked outside the police station"
