Things you would say to you in the past?

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ProfessorLayton

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Sneaky-Pie said:
Don't trust her.
Same here... I swear, if I would have told myself that, my life would be so much better. Also, I would say "For the love of God, don't use the internet."

And I actually love reading threads like these. Reminds me a lot of Post Secret. [http://www.postsecret.com/]
 

EightGaugeHippo

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"GROW THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE ****!!!!"

I was a brat.
Also

"Put down that razor you fucking idiot."

The mistakes we made at a young age, haunt you for the rest of your life.
 

Yarpie

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I would tell the 15-year old me "Marina actually likes you! You are not as miserably unlovable as you think you are!" (I actually found this out the other week and almost cried because the past suddenly became way less grim)

I would tell the 19-year old me: "Don't just hug her and say good night! Take her to your damn room!" Similarly I would tell myself at the same age "Take the bloody hint!" x3.
 

JackRyan64

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EightGaugeHippo said:
GROW THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE ****!!!!


I was a brat.
This. Also, spellcheck is your friend, gay people aren't evil, and acting like a ponce on your first day of eighth grade is NOT going to get you friends.
 

WOPR

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I'd tell myself

"Kill everyone you come in contact with and save yourself 18 long painful years of being treated like a Jew in Nazi Germany; It'll be loads of fun too!"
 

CompetingMantis

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Don't get ridiculously drunk on absinthe and put your face through a window, yeah?

It may sound like common sense but, well... I don't actually have an end to this sentence.
 

Requx

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"Be less lazy"...I mean I could still use the advice but future me has'nt told me to be not lazy yet :).
 

babinro

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"Don't go to university and take something you don't like simply because you're good at it...it'll be a huge waste of time and money. Even if you do succeed, you'll have money but be unhappy, its not worth it."

and

"Don't wait 10 more years to get your surgeries..it'll save you a ton of unwanted and unneeded pain and agony from dozens of injuries"
 

ElTigreSantiago

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"Keep up the good work, partner, cause you're fucking perfect."

That was a joke.

I guess as of now in my life, the best thing I could tell me is:
"As much as those other people annoy you, swallow your pride and self respect and be nice to them, because later they will make out with you and stuff. Alas, that band tee isn't going to get you laid in this small town."

It's a lesson I have learned, I wasn't too late, but I sure should have learned it earlier.
 

Death God

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Stay active. When I was younger, I was fit, in shape, and ready to go. Now I am nearly 30 lbs. overweight. So, yeah.
 

Death916

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I would tell myself not to get twith that lyin ***** of an ex i fell in love with. But thats just me.
 

Cogwheel

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"You're a real idiot, you know that?"

Two years down the line, I would say the same to myself now.

I basically look back and think "wow, I was stupid back then," only that happens every few years.

On the bright side, since I'm a pacifist, I know I can safely insult myself to my heart's content without any repercussions! Yaaaaaaaaay.
 

A Gentelmenly Moron

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If I could talk to my former self? Hm. My most likely choice of words would be 'hey, remember that trailer for a game called Psychonauts? Work up some money and get it and for god sake's don't just miss out on it and come back years later to watch a let's play by some dutch guy okay?

...sniff...
 

Dango

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"*slaps* Stop being such a disrespectful, arrogant asshole. Stop playing these video games, watch some anime, and become a better person. Seriously, do it. And oh yeah, you're gonna like that girl in the future, so by all means do not be a dick to her. *punches in face*"
 

MrSmish

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Don't be such a pussy.
Lose some weight.
Don't take shit from that fucking mexican asshole.
Get an Xbox.
Finish KOTOR.
Ask her how she felt about you.
That is all.