Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Death916]

Well right now my girlfriend who Ive been with for a year and love more than anything in the world is pissed at me and wont talk to me and i have no idea why. IT seems like girls are always doing some crazy shit for no reason.

SO i was wondering, What are some things your girlfriend does, or girls in general that piss you off.

EDIT: Sorry ladies, what are some things your man does too.

 

[Hader]

I'm not one to generalize such things. People have their own reasons for things, and are always varied in some way. And it's still bias to look at things just from a standpoint of what pisses you off. I think it's better to try to get both points of view, though that isn't always easy, as I have learned recently.

 

[SadisticPretzel]

We think the same thing about you, dude. It's not just us vagina owners that can be crazy.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Of course it feels like girls are always doing some crazy shit. Your a dude. Anyways, I'm no wise man or mystic shaman when it comes to women, so I'm not going to offer advice. OT though, I always hate going to the airport with women. Simply because, if your late for boarding, you ain't going to make it. I don't know why but "most" girls always seem to do the short step thing.

 

[Death916]

lol i wasnt asking for advice guys, i was just saying one thing mine does that pisses me off. im asking what girls do that annoy you guys

 

[Jack and Calumon]

When I HAD a girlfriend, well...

Spoiler: Cyanide and Happiness has it down to the letter, unfortunately

I got my own back.

Calumon: Uhh... I don't have one, or know many girls.

 

[Death916]

We think the same thing about you, dude. It's not just us vagina owners that can be crazy.

ok my bad, lets say significant others then.

 

[Death916]

Whenever she comes home she wakes me up (usually by turning on the damn light which she knows hurts my eyes and refuses to use the nice shaded lamp I set up for her), makes me go make her dumbass a drink then by the time I get back shes fast asleep.

Thats when you say, you make it your the one up.

 

[Canid117]

Whenever she comes home she wakes me up (usually by turning on the damn light which she knows hurts my eyes and refuses to use the nice shaded lamp I set up for her), makes me go make her dumbass a drink then by the time I get back shes fast asleep.

You could always take out the bulbs to the overhead light and just make yourself a drink.

 

[Death916]

Uhhggg, pretty much everything my girlfriend does annoys me, we have been dating for 2 and a half years, but I love her to much to break it off, I remind her that every day...

*Im not the best boyfriend either obviously*

I'm not very romantic or *loving*...but I talk alot, where shes very quiet..
We don't make the best match I guess.

TRust me its worse to have two people that want to talk alot, this usually turns into arguments cuz talkative people are usually stubborn..like me

 

[fgdfgdgd]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

 

[Antonidious]

Whenever she comes home she wakes me up (usually by turning on the damn light which she knows hurts my eyes and refuses to use the nice shaded lamp I set up for her), makes me go make her dumbass a drink then by the time I get back shes fast asleep.

You could always take out the bulbs to the overhead light and just make yourself a drink.

I like your method a lot.

I don't currently have a girlfriend but I hated when I would tell my ex something and then later she'd say I never told her at all. Made me quite irritated.

 

[Omikron009]

I think the number one thing my girlfriend does that pisses me off is not existing.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Ha! I never need to deal with the potential for female craziness...just the certainty of male dumbfuckery in all it's idiotic "why would you do that?" infuriation-causing.

Speaking of which my boyfriend can be pretty fucking stupid at any given time, with no specific cause for it. He just does stuff that make no sense to anyone but him, and even then it only makes sense at the exact moment he thinks of it.

Case and point: he re-decorated my bedroom for me. Seemed a touching gesture since I was always complaining about hating how my room looked but was too busy to do anything about it. So one day while I was out at Uni, he just randomly redecorated it. Don't even know how he did it so fast. I was very pleased...until I realised that when he managed to replace my chest of drawers he'd left all my clothes in the old one when he dropped it off at the tip. Fantastic brain power on display there...

 

[Nimcha]

Whenever she boasts about being better at games than me.

Even though she usually is.

 

[Patrick Dare]

Take way too long to get ready. Don't try and tell me you don't do it girls, almost every girl I've ever known has taken forever to get ready for shit.