Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Tears of Blood]

Well, I would tell you guys, but I am pretty sure she reads/posts in this forum. ;]

Just kidding, dear.

>_>
<_<

 

[theseworlds]

The number one thing that annoys me when I've had a girlfriend is the way they see my female friends as a threat to our relationship. Some of my very best friends are women, and they have always been a friend. Nothing more, and I cannot imagine seeing them as anything more. It's just... wrong. But no, any time I have any contact with one of said friends, the whole mood changes between my partner at the time, and I'm put on trial. It's insane and hugely frustrating.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Uhhggg, pretty much everything my girlfriend does annoys me, we have been dating for 2 and a half years, but I love her to much to break it off, I remind her that every day...

*Im not the best boyfriend either obviously*

I'm not very romantic or *loving*...but I talk alot, where shes very quiet..
We don't make the best match I guess.

You kidding? You're perfect; Think of it this way... You're the talker, she's the listener. If you were both quiet, nothing would happen, and if you both talked, nothing would get accomplished through the invalid points trying to be portrayed in either conversation, leaning towards more of a redundant argument, rather than a topic inspired conversation.

I, on the other hand, love quiet women. I'm not sure if it is just that I'm old fashioned, or that it's just the way I think, but something about a woman who is quiet, reserved, and reverend, or even timid and shy, is simply arousing to me as a simple sexual and personal interest in the opposite sex. (here's the ball-buster however, I'm more of a "she has to ask me" type of guy... sucks)

 

[Death916]

The number one thing that annoys me when I've had a girlfriend is the way they see my female friends as a threat to our relationship. Some of my very best friends are women, and they have always been a friend. Nothing more, and I cannot imagine seeing them as anything more. It's just... wrong. But no, any time I have any contact with one of said friends, the whole mood changes between my partner at the time, and I'm put on trial. It's insane and hugely frustrating.

MIne does too.my BEST friend since junior high is a girl and anytime I talk to her she starts saying i''m cheating and stuff like that

 

[Shadows Inc.]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

 

[electric discordian]

Threatens to tell my wife.....

No seriously I have not actually had a girlfriend in about ten years nearly, but the thing that irritates me about my wife is the line "if you don't know I'm not going to tell you!"

But that compared to the fact that she puts up with a bald over weight broke trainee teacher more than outweighs it! So she has no faults!

 

[Death916]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

thats almost too short for me, IM 6 foot and my ex was like 5'3 and there were some complications..if you know what i mean. My current gf is like 5'5 which isnt so bad.

 

[Nimcha]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

I'm not sure but that sounds freakishly short

 

[Justank]

I'm a guy and I take much longer then my girlfriend to get ready

But do you wait so long to start getting ready that you end up being late for things solely for that reason?

thats almost too short for me, IM 6 foot and my ex was like 5'3 and there were some complications..if you know what i mean. My current gf is like 5'5 which isnt so bad.

Haha, I run into that too. I'm about an inch to tall to be able to kiss properly when we're, ya know.

 

[Albino Boo]

Complain about me not leaving my wife.

 

[Nieroshai]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

THISTHISFUCKINGTHIS!!!

Ahem.
/wipes cold sweat from brow

I'm sorry, this made me flash back to when my gf broke up with me out of nowhere a week after Christmas when she was happy as a clam and had no problem with intimacy. Apparently she was mad that I didn't kick out my roommate and his annoying dog. No I didn't have the authority, this was off-campus college housing.

OT: girls MUST have secrets, even though they expect you not to have any.

 

[teebeeohh]

she is on this new-age trip and according to her "we" are on a new-age trip
and whenever i had a brilliant idea it's "our" idea but when she has one...well, you get the picture

 

[Choppaduel]

She keeps being intangible! pisses me right off.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

We will argue about something, then a few days later she will try to initiate the same argument in the exact same way.

After four or five times i just stopped arguing altogether. The only way to win is to not play at all, pretty much.

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

 

[Extasii]

My ex told me to be at her house at 10. I wake up at 8:30 to get ready (y'know, shower, shave, brush)
I get to her house (I'm allowed in whenever), and I find her asleep.
Happened twice.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

I like how you totally stole my thing, but then again this is the internet so I'm sure we can assume whoever on the Escapist who hasn't commented on this, all half a million plus users, are the ones left who DON'T have a girl- or boyfriend. So if you'll excuse me,

*runs off crying also*

 

[Extasii]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I'm so glad I never had that problem with my ex.
She was 5'2", and I'm 6'3"

 

[Tears of Blood]

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

Logic doesn't get you laid...

XD

 

[Shadows Inc.]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

thats almost too short for me, IM 6 foot and my ex was like 5'3 and there were some complications..if you know what i mean. My current gf is like 5'5 which isnt so bad.

No I don't know what you mean... I'm approx. 5'7" give or take, and I never had any "problems". Of coarse I have a "small-type" attraction, that seems to be increasingly hard to find these days.