Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Palademon]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

I concur, and I believe you win the thread.

 

[Indignation837]

My one and only complaint about my girlfriend is that after discovering that scratching my head has a strangely calming effect on me, she now does it all the time (including in front of other people). However, she's really nice and freaking awesome in almost every other way, so I'm not about to raise a big stink about that. We can have totally intellectual conversations, our opinions line up on just about everything, and we can sit around and watch each other play video games for hours (which is weird, because I HATE watching other people play video games). But then again, maybe I'm the exception rather than the rule.

 

[fullbleed]

She doesn't exist yet, man that pisses me off!

EDIT: Ninja'd
...
*Runs off crying*

 

[Anah'ya]

Her I want to hurt something mood when she is stressed, which results in evil glares, incoherent muttering and an aggressive body stance that makes the dog hide under the table in fear of the potential catastrophe.

Her social disability.

Her inability and refusal to cook anything but pancakes.

Her phone lying on the bed-stand, where it buzzes and chirps all night long when she gets alerts or work mail.

*thinks*

There might be more. You have to ask my boyfriend.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

Logic doesn't get you laid...

XD

I beg the differ, there was once a time when I "Smooth-talked" (smooth-talked being the layman's way of saying that I said a bunch of things she couldn't quite get a grasp on) a girl into the sack. I didn't talk about the implication and generation of nuclear fusion cores, I just used larger and rather more unused, words to convey a standard and valid point. Before you go on about how, "Girls don't get "jiggy" with that talk in one night!" (or however the hell you might say it) first off... You're right, it didn't take the magical one-nighter, I just acquired her phone number, called 2 days later, had a 3 dates, had sex, then "figured out" that we're just not meant for each other. Which wasn't too much of a problem, since I wasn't looking for a relationship anyway. Overall, it took about a week, but I didn't mind. Mindless beast sex, largely integrated into our society by large "Frat" individuals, isn't quite the saucer of Sake that I like. I like to look my "lover" in the eye, knowing their interests and dreams during intercourse, even though it is inevitably useless. Of coarse I'm not really the one sex - one girl type of guy anyway. I do enjoy relationships.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Complain about me not leaving my wife.

OH SNAP!

OT: My girlfriend inadvertently makes me feel like a dick all the time. She has a few autoimmune diseases and rheumatoid arthritis, and sometimes she just doesn't feel very good because of that. These also happen to be the times that I drug her out with me to go do something fun.

 

[Always_Remain]

Spoiler: Wall-o-text describing a stupid situation (And a good plot for a drama story or something. Too long; didn't read is included )

Well, I am loveless at the moment and I rather not talk about the harpies I've dated in the past. (I SUUUUURE know how to them.) But One of my best friend's(Let's call him Fester) girlfriend(and her Ms. Hates-My-Guts) does this really annoying thing. She hates me for no apparent reason and gets pissed if anyone mentions me or if Fester is hanging out with me. She partially did this BEFORE SHE EVEN KNEW ME. Seriously, I talked to Ms. Hates-My-Guts once before she started dating Fester and it was barely a conversation. All me and my friends can gather is she either:

A) Thinks I hate her best friend. Which is incorrect, see me and her best friend(Call her Potato) used to be real close and she was totally leading me on so I said fuck you to the friend zone and got promptly rejected. Then we just kind of stopped talking. No reason for Ms. Hates-My-Guts to think I hate Potato. Ms. Hates-My-Guts has been told this. Potato might have talked bad about me behind my back but I really doubt it. She's a kind and laid back person.

B) Fester and my other best friend(He can be called Rock) decided to go to the zoo with their girlfriends. (Oh yeah, Potato and Rock happened to start dating a few months after she rejected me. No grudges have been held, AND I'VE MADE IT CLEAR) So Fester and Rock ask me what I'm doing that day. I was doing nothing. They asked if I'd like to come. I figured "Yeah! I could meet Ms. Hates-My-Guts and catch up with Potato plus since I live in the city the zoo is at and they don't, I could be an excellent guide!" Potato even liked the idea. Hate-My-Guts didn't really care. Then we actually met up with them. The atmosphere changed severely. At first, I thought it was nice to see them all together but Hates was showing definite signs of discomfort. Then I quickly noticed she would sadly look at me occasionally and wouldn't really respond to me. I knew I didn't belong. Her eyes conveyed such a desire to have me leave it was overwhelming. I escaped to the bathroom and made my plan. I simply walked away from them. Texted directions to Rock and went to where I belong. Alone. (Not in an EVERYONE HATES ME WAY just a I don't really care for social interactions although I still hang out with Rock and Fester) I feel she thought I was intruding on the date and she maybe thought me just leaving was rude or something but I don't care. From what I heard, they had great fun without me.

All and all, I don't care if Hates really does hate me I just wish she wouldn't get mad at Fester.

tl;dr = My friend's girlfriend hates me for no real reason and to be honest should stop being a *****. I basically have said that to my friend. He agreed.

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

*pats on back* Don't worry Fargo. I know how you feel.

 

[dragonslayer32]

When I was going out with my ex, she cheated on me. That pissed me off somewhat...

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Uhhggg, pretty much everything my girlfriend does annoys me, we have been dating for 2 and a half years, but I love her to much to break it off, I remind her that every day...

*Im not the best boyfriend either obviously*

I'm not very romantic or *loving*...but I talk alot, where shes very quiet..
We don't make the best match I guess.

You kidding? You're perfect; Think of it this way... You're the talker, she's the listener. If you were both quiet, nothing would happen, and if you both talked, nothing would get accomplished through the invalid points trying to be portrayed in either conversation, leaning towards more of a redundant argument, rather than a topic inspired conversation.

I, on the other hand, love quiet women. I'm not sure if it is just that I'm old fashioned, or that it's just the way I think, but something about a woman who is quiet, reserved, and reverend, or even timid and shy, is simply arousing to me as a simple sexual and personal interest in the opposite sex. (here's the ball-buster however, I'm more of a "she has to ask me" type of guy... sucks)

Ahh, see now we might seem perfect for each other, I like being the talkitive one and I like a girl that can listen. She however is so quiet that I might as well just be talking to myself, defeating some purpose in the relationship.

The real kicker however that is the thing that I have the real grip with her, is that when she does actually open her mouth its nothing but a disagreement she has with my lifestyle, or the fact that there are pretty girls in the general public I might glance at longer then a second, things like that are my real problem...

I see how that might be a problem with some people... I wouldn't really be bothered by it too much as long as she is listening, but that's just me.

That's rather unfortunate, and information I didn't have before-hand. That is indeed, a problem. Perhaps you could consult her about this, make your feelings aware. She (like most women) will most likely deny this flaw in her personality, but being as self-conscious as most women are, she will be listening to what you say she is doing wrong. The seed is planted and all it takes to nourish and help it grow, are the waters and sunshine of insecurity. You see, most women like, nay, Need, to be accepted. Some girls may deny this and be angsty saying that they don't care what other people think of them, but even then you could probably look at them and give them a niche to fill or a genre of women that fit her personality type. This is largely because, it's not that she doesn't care about what other people think of her, it's that she doesn't care about what "normal mediocre society" thinks of them. Get the other outcasts to say she's flawed in a bad way, and she'll take it to heart, you see. As long as the seed is planted and treated with indifference, and fed by insecurity, it will grow in the hope of acceptance. This is also only one of the ways some girls get guys to change. Although be it that their method is less complicated, because it doesn't need to be so elaborate.

 

[Terramax]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

Email it to everyone you know (including her mother). That'd make it even, right?

 

[Zaik]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

I wouldn't have be able to keep my cool I don't think, what did you do?

Called up some friends and got blackout drunk.

I like your style.

If you have a sex tape or naked pictures I suggest emailing them to her mother or posting them on her facebook.

or not seeing as how that'llbe likely to get you some nice prison time

Yeah right. What's she going to do, issue a DMCA notice?

There's no criminal law against putting a video you've been provided on the internet, as long as it's not a tutorial on how to break a law or the participants aren't under 18 and engaging in sexual activity or otherwise exposed.

Perhaps if you're in the UK, their anti-trolling law might apply, but outside there it's pretty much open game.

 

[MGlBlaze]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

One of the many problems I had with my Ex back when we were still together.

There is no good reason for it; if something has upset you and your partner is concerned, tell them. Especially if they're the subject of your wrath. Not doing so helps no-one. That's the way I see it, anyway.

 

[Death916]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

I wouldn't have be able to keep my cool I don't think, what did you do?

Called up some friends and got blackout drunk.

I like your style.

If you have a sex tape or naked pictures I suggest emailing them to her mother or posting them on her facebook.

or not seeing as how that'llbe likely to get you some nice prison time

Yeah right. What's she going to do, issue a DMCA notice?

There's no criminal law against putting a video you've been provided on the internet, as long as it's not a tutorial on how to break a law or the participants aren't under 18 and engaging in sexual activity or otherwise exposed.

Perhaps if you're in the UK, their anti-trolling law might apply, but outside there it's pretty much open game.

Except that there is.. why do you think camera crews like cops n the such have to get signed releases. you cant publicly show anyones image like that without their permission. she would have the right to sue. and would win big as long as she proved you did it.

 

[Corpse XxX]

If you die repetedly at a certain point in a game, you feel temper flaring, then your girl comes along and nags about whatever so that you cannot focus on the task at hand.. haha..

Also, that you are supposed to be a mind reader telling whatever is wrong when you have no idea and they refuse to tell..

When they are pregnant and all logic and common sense has flown out the window, making it so that you are wrong no matter what it is you are doing.. Yes, im gonna be a father soon..

When they spend all their money on crap shait stuff they dont need, then when the bills come they come running to me like im some sugardaddy with endless amount of money at disposal..

When they are bleeding flocking ignorant and have the IQ of a Feral Ghoul on jet! And there seem to be alot of them, like a airborn virus it spreads..

List seems endless but am gonna stop now

 

[Merkavar]

when i get angry at my girlfriend its just means im getting angry at my self.


get it?