Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[thahat]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

I'm not sure but that sounds freakishly short

whats that in metric ? 1 meter..30 or something? -has no clue about strange american sizes-

That's approximately 153 cm or 1.53 m.

thats... tiny XD
im 1.92, the girlfriend about 5cm smaller ( heels, she likes them bcause with them shes equally large XD

 

[Michael826]

asks "what are you thinking?"

SHUTUP, IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING I'D BE TELLING YOU ALREADY, AND I REJECT THE PREMISE THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE SIMPLE ENOUGH TO BE EASILY AND READILY EXPLAINED IN ANY WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY SERVE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND, SO LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MY THOUGHTS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THERE IS VALUE IN SILENCE, IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD THEN MOVE ON...

sorry, but i think it's a damn stupid question, and always serves to lower my opinion of anyone who asks it within that context

I feel your pain. If I was able to simply spew out everything that was going on in my mind it would just be one long incoherent series of random meaningless words.

 

[TheColdHeart]

When talking on the phone she has a pretty irritating habit of interupting me mid-sentence to tell me something, or get distracted watching tv and just stop responding other than the occasional chunter at whats happening or singing along to a tv advert.

That and having a complte inability to be the one who makes a decision. Most conversations about going out go like this.

Me: Where do you want to eat?
Her: I don't know, you choose.
Me: I'm taking YOU out for dinner where YOU want to eat.
Her: I don't know, um...you pick I'm not sure.
Me: But I don't know what type of food you want, any preference?
Her: Not really, I think you should decide for me.

Usually we end up looking at menus in doorways until I get so fucking hungry (as it's now 2 hours after we started looking for somewhere to eat) I push her through any door and thats the decision made.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

The thing my girlfriend does to piss me off the most has gotta be.... NOT EXIST

 

[fgdfgdgd]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

oooh this one is famous XD, mine was that way, but i trained her not to be like this XD

i'm not sure using the term 'trained' is acceptable outside of a D/s relationship, better way of saying it is: 'Helped her out of that bad habbit' Makes it sounds nicer...though they pretty much ammount to the same thing.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

My girlfriend can easily start liking other people, and although it doesn't get really lovey and such, it gets close to it, and that bothers me somewhat. Then again, I've always been paranoid and very protective of her, so that'll probably be the end of us X_X. Well. She does like this other guy right now, but if I know her as well as I do, she won't do anything too much...mostly kisses him and such...but she loves me too much to go far with someone else, as I do her...

Wait-Wait-Wait. You're paranoid and protective of her...but it's fine that she kisses other guys because she loves you...The logic there if baffling. Seriously, deserve better, or is this a 'wearer of horns' scenario?

 

[thahat]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

oooh this one is famous XD, mine was that way, but i trained her not to be like this XD

i'm not sure using the term 'trained' is acceptable outside of a D/s relationship, better way of saying it is: 'Helped her out of that bad habbit' Makes it sounds nicer...though they pretty much ammount to the same thing.

you are quite correct XD, since its not a D/s relationship XD, better to say that we both smoothed each others edges off a bit

 

[Justank]

That and having a complte inability to be the one who makes a decision. Most conversations about going out go like this.

Me: Where do you want to eat?
Her: I don't know, you choose.
Me: I'm taking YOU out for dinner where YOU want to eat.
Her: I don't know, um...you pick I'm not sure.
Me: But I don't know what type of food you want, any preference?
Her: Not really, I think you should decide for me.

Usually we end up looking at menus in doorways until I get so fucking hungry (as it's now 2 hours after we started looking for somewhere to eat) I push her through any door and thats the decision made.

I can solve all of your problems. Ask once and have a choice in your head already. You can guarantee she's going to be indecisive about it, and then you go ultra manly and slam out an executive decision. You did ask, so if she isn't just submissive about it and decides to complain later, you get to be smug. It has worked out INCREDIBLY well for me.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

I-i-i-i don't even. *hugs* I'd be destroyed by that, i'm so very sorry you had to go through that.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

I couldn't handle that, my women have to be 5'0" or smaller.

I'm not sure but that sounds freakishly short

whats that in metric ? 1 meter..30 or something? -has no clue about strange american sizes-

That's approximately 153 cm or 1.53 m.

thats... tiny XD
im 1.92, the girlfriend about 5cm smaller ( heels, she likes them bcause with them shes equally large XD

I'm approximately 1.7 so I'm a little shorter. 1.5 is about chin hight to me, which is where I like it. (Shorter is fine too)

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

Dude. That is exactly what I was going to post. Forever alone... together?

 

[VanityGirl]

Hmm, I have a lot of expierence in the dating world, so ladies, we shall have our revengence.

Even as a gamer, I hate when my boyfriend plays a game when we have something we have to do. If I stop playing, you can stop too.

If we're allowed to talk about ex's.

I always pisses me off when a guy tries to make himself look like a big man in front of his friends. This would be the time when he talks about all the girls he knows/has dated. Dude, I'm standing right here.

I hate the ego of guys. Sorry guys, but if I beat you in a video game, it's not luck, lag or me cheating. Wipe your eyes and get over it. I actually dated a guy who got pissed whenever I won at games. It ended up pissing me off because he'd get super mad about it and be a douche to me.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Yup, sure is great being single

 

[Shadows Inc.]

That and having a complte inability to be the one who makes a decision. Most conversations about going out go like this.

Me: Where do you want to eat?
Her: I don't know, you choose.
Me: I'm taking YOU out for dinner where YOU want to eat.
Her: I don't know, um...you pick I'm not sure.
Me: But I don't know what type of food you want, any preference?
Her: Not really, I think you should decide for me.

Usually we end up looking at menus in doorways until I get so fucking hungry (as it's now 2 hours after we started looking for somewhere to eat) I push her through any door and thats the decision made.

I can solve all of your problems. Ask once and have a choice in your head already. You can guarantee she's going to be indecisive about it, and then you go ultra manly and slam out an executive decision. You did ask, so if she isn't just submissive about it and decides to complain later, you get to be smug. It has worked out INCREDIBLY well for me.

The problem with that is that most women actually want somewhere to go to eat, but makes it your job to find out. This is for a few reasons, but one of them is that they regularly check to see if you are making a commitment to learning about them, in this case, what they like to eat and when. They are always paying attention to you and is usually second nature to give these kinds of tests. This is why they're usually unhappy after the conversation and don't like where they are because it's not where they wanted to go. Of coarse telling them that they weren't decisive is an OK comeback, for only one reason if nothing, what is she going to say? "Oh, I was testing you. I do it all the time, pay more attention."? I don't think that's the point of the tests. If you know, the tests are invalid.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

I'll have to concur with the 'non-existence' people.

Sorry guys, but if I beat you in a video game, it's not luck, lag or me cheating. Wipe your eyes and get over it. I actually dated a guy who got pissed whenever I won at games. It ended up pissing me off because he'd get super mad about it and be a douche to me.

Yeah, that sounds really petty. Personally, I'd be rather turned on by it >_>

Unless they bragged about it non stop of course. But that's not gender related.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

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Tell ya what, I'll tell you if she ever does.

 

[Justank]

The problem with that is that most women actually want somewhere to go to eat, but makes it your job to find out. This is for a few reasons, but one of them is that they regularly check to see if you are making a commitment to learning about them, in this case, what they like to eat and when. They are always paying attention to you and is usually second nature to give these kinds of tests. This is why they're usually unhappy after the conversation and don't like where they are because it's not where they wanted to go. Of coarse telling them that they weren't decisive is an OK comeback, for only one reason if nothing, what is she going to say? "Oh, I was testing you. I do it all the time, pay more attention."? I don't think that's the point of the tests. If you know, the tests are invalid.

I guess I wouldn't think of that, I've been with her for two and a half years and we've gotten to the point where we know each other far beyond picking something the other isn't going to like. That aside, she actually is just indecisive and wants me to pick.

Other than that, it's a stupid game to play and women need to stop playing it. If you want something, learn to say it.

 

[JemothSkarii]

My girlfriend can easily start liking other people, and although it doesn't get really lovey and such, it gets close to it, and that bothers me somewhat. Then again, I've always been paranoid and very protective of her, so that'll probably be the end of us X_X. Well. She does like this other guy right now, but if I know her as well as I do, she won't do anything too much...mostly kisses him and such...but she loves me too much to go far with someone else, as I do her...

Wait-Wait-Wait. You're paranoid and protective of her...but it's fine that she kisses other guys because she loves you...The logic there if baffling. Seriously, deserve better, or is this a 'wearer of horns' scenario?

Well, it's really complicated and quite hard to explain, and honestly, it makes her look bad, I...*sighs* I don't know what I'm really saying...'wearer of horns' though, what is that exactly? Anyways, we love each other, and we don't get to see each other much (like....very, very little, it'll be a few years till we can move closer to each other) so as long as she doesn't take it far and I'm first, I'm okay...
...Doesn't mean I want her to or don't get jealous...

 

[GLo Jones]

It seemed there was absolutely nothing sacred in my last relationship. Our sex life, our moments together, things I told her about myself in confidence. None of it was kept secret by her. Everything was simply gossip material with her friends.