Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Shadows Inc.]

The number one thing that annoys me when I've had a girlfriend is the way they see my female friends as a threat to our relationship. Some of my very best friends are women, and they have always been a friend. Nothing more, and I cannot imagine seeing them as anything more. It's just... wrong. But no, any time I have any contact with one of said friends, the whole mood changes between my partner at the time, and I'm put on trial. It's insane and hugely frustrating.

my BOYfriend used to do this shit every now and again. I'm friends with a lot of girls (the gay best friend is an immensely sought-after accessory) and he knows I have no attraction to them, or any girls at all, but until a month ago he used to get really defensive when I went out with the gals, even though nothing was ever doing to happen.

Jealousy or feeling threatened by an individual (in that sense) is not even close to being defined by a gender. In fact in males, it's primal instinct to be protective of they're mate, due to the fact that it is a competition. In females, it's instinct to stick with what they have in order to provide correctly for an upcoming family. On the womens' part, this is why early and late marriages don't work. Too young and they're not even subconsciously thinking of a family, and too late... well, it's too late. The ones that do work are usually subject to the "Well, I just got to make this work for a while" thought process.

makes sense. i just find it funny that my boyfriend used to think it was possible that, despite me being 100% upfront about my sexuality the first time I met him, I was gonna leave him for a GIRL. if i was hanging out with other guys it might have been cause for his alarm, but girls...there's no chance of that.

Here's the funny part (though most likely, completely irrelevant), I have had quite a few lesbian friends, and had female friends that had lesbian friends too (mostly nice people by the way). I've come to find out that being gay is not a choice, but being a lesbian is. The female body is a beautiful, artfully crafted, wondrous thing that has been depicted as the model of beauty in artwork for thousands of years. Men on the other hand, are quite the mess. Through our rough hairy exterior and the mess of what looks to be inside-out organs with mange in out pants, dirty habits, and insensitivity unless to impress someone, there's no way that a straight guy would look at that in any point of they're life and say, "huh... I could probably get up on that." While there have been women who have done exactly that to other women, and for good reason. I could even get into the history of lesbians and Los Lesbos, but I don't think you would probably care that much.

 

[keyoga]

Take way too long to get ready. Don't try and tell me you don't do it girls, almost every girl I've ever known has taken forever to get ready for shit.

i had an ex who always hated my clothes, damn near everything i wore. but when i said, nicely, why dont you and i go *shudders* shopping and you can help me pick something out. she said i dont really want to go shopping today. she loved to shop, and i mean LOVED TO SHOP, where the hell did this mood come from and how the hell do i get it to stay

 

[Charley]

i had an ex who always hated my clothes, damn near everything i wore. but when i said, nicely, why dont you and i go *shudders* shopping and you can help me pick something out. she said i dont really want to go shopping today. she loved to shop, and i mean LOVED TO SHOP, where the hell did this mood come from and how the hell do i get it to stay

Shopping for you is a lot of girlfriends' least favourite pastime. Sister-in-laws/brothers' girlfriends have tons of opinions though. Be warned.

 

[IAmTheVoid]

My current girlfriend is such a troll and knows exactly how to push my buttons. Hell, she pretended not to like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd for nearly our entire relationship and then revealed she just loved winding me up about them when I put them on to listen to.

Needless to say, I fuuuuu'd.

I love her for it though. :3

 

[Ewyx]

she doesn't exist.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Damn.... It's pretty amazing to see so many guys out there being pissed all the time about their girlfriends, and yet they're still with them.

Sex is that important to you, or is it something else? I don't get it.

Most of these are minor things that come up every now and then, not daily occurrences, and certainly not things worth breaking up over as most of them are very common in the sex they occur in.

I don't know if you have read earlier in the posts, but if you have, you may have read my "How to fix a 'situation'" through "seed" metaphors. I think you might like it...

Not sure how it applies to my post, but yeah I had read it.

It doesn't...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

The number one thing that annoys me when I've had a girlfriend is the way they see my female friends as a threat to our relationship. Some of my very best friends are women, and they have always been a friend. Nothing more, and I cannot imagine seeing them as anything more. It's just... wrong. But no, any time I have any contact with one of said friends, the whole mood changes between my partner at the time, and I'm put on trial. It's insane and hugely frustrating.

my BOYfriend used to do this shit every now and again. I'm friends with a lot of girls (the gay best friend is an immensely sought-after accessory) and he knows I have no attraction to them, or any girls at all, but until a month ago he used to get really defensive when I went out with the gals, even though nothing was ever doing to happen.

Jealousy or feeling threatened by an individual (in that sense) is not even close to being defined by a gender. In fact in males, it's primal instinct to be protective of they're mate, due to the fact that it is a competition. In females, it's instinct to stick with what they have in order to provide correctly for an upcoming family. On the womens' part, this is why early and late marriages don't work. Too young and they're not even subconsciously thinking of a family, and too late... well, it's too late. The ones that do work are usually subject to the "Well, I just got to make this work for a while" thought process.

makes sense. i just find it funny that my boyfriend used to think it was possible that, despite me being 100% upfront about my sexuality the first time I met him, I was gonna leave him for a GIRL. if i was hanging out with other guys it might have been cause for his alarm, but girls...there's no chance of that.

Here's the funny part (though most likely, completely irrelevant), I have had quite a few lesbian friends, and had female friends that had lesbian friends too (mostly nice people by the way). I've come to find out that being gay is not a choice, but being a lesbian is. The female body is a beautiful, artfully crafted, wondrous thing that has been depicted as the model of beauty in artwork for thousands of years. Men on the other hand, are quite the mess. Through our rough hairy exterior and the mess of what looks to be inside-out organs with mange in out pants, dirty habits, and insensitivity unless to impress someone, there's no way that a straight guy would look at that in any point of they're life and say, "huh... I could probably get up on that." While there have been women who have done exactly that to other women, and for good reason. I could even get into the history of lesbians and Los Lesbos, but I don't think you would probably care that much.

That doesn't surprise me in any way. Even I can notice that females have much greater potential for beauty than males. If I wasn't gay I wouldn't be able to find any redeeming quality in guy's looks. Hell even now I struggle quite often, with a large ammount of men just making me think "who would ever wanna get on that?"

 

[0p3rati0n]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

Pfffff you pansy.............. wait for me! *runs off crying*

 

[DP155ToneZone]

Well, it's really complicated and quite hard to explain, and honestly, it makes her look bad, I...*sighs* I don't know what I'm really saying...'wearer of horns' though, what is that exactly? Anyways, we love each other, and we don't get to see each other much (like....very, very little, it'll be a few years till we can move closer to each other) so as long as she doesn't take it far and I'm first, I'm okay...
...Doesn't mean I want her to or don't get jealous...

Dude, I dunno. Kissing releases all sorts of different neuro-chemicals, that she will associate with the person she kisses. Not to mention the rush and thrill of kissing someone new.

I dunno, man. Seems a bit dodge-y to me.

 

[MrAkuma201]

Well my ex now but she use too talk to me as if i was a baby and then my friends saw this and then they started talking to as if i was a baby IM FUCKEN 19 IM NOT A BABY ............. so ya thats it.

 

[Charley]

Well my ex now but she use too talk to me as if i was a baby and then my friends saw this and then they started talking to as if i was a baby IM FUCKEN 19 IM NOT A BABY ............. so ya thats it.

Ooh, I know people who did that. It's unsettling, especially when they both play along :-\

 

[keyoga]

i had an ex who always hated my clothes, damn near everything i wore. but when i said, nicely, why dont you and i go *shudders* shopping and you can help me pick something out. she said i dont really want to go shopping today. she loved to shop, and i mean LOVED TO SHOP, where the hell did this mood come from and how the hell do i get it to stay

Shopping for you is a lot of girlfriends' least favourite pastime. Sister-in-laws/brothers' girlfriends have tons of opinions though. Be warned.

ok i can understand the part of them not wanting to shop for the bf. but i guess i didnt go into enough detail, when she DRAGGED me along when she went shopping she would DRAG me into the mens department and say o this would look good on you, then put it back and DRAG me away. the only time i ever had a girl go shopping for me was when she asked me if the lungerai(its 5 in teh morning and ive been up for 24 hours and i worked for 12 of those, i cant spell right now) was sexy. she slapped me when i said id rather just see her naked

 

[Shadows Inc.]

The number one thing that annoys me when I've had a girlfriend is the way they see my female friends as a threat to our relationship. Some of my very best friends are women, and they have always been a friend. Nothing more, and I cannot imagine seeing them as anything more. It's just... wrong. But no, any time I have any contact with one of said friends, the whole mood changes between my partner at the time, and I'm put on trial. It's insane and hugely frustrating.

my BOYfriend used to do this shit every now and again. I'm friends with a lot of girls (the gay best friend is an immensely sought-after accessory) and he knows I have no attraction to them, or any girls at all, but until a month ago he used to get really defensive when I went out with the gals, even though nothing was ever doing to happen.

Jealousy or feeling threatened by an individual (in that sense) is not even close to being defined by a gender. In fact in males, it's primal instinct to be protective of they're mate, due to the fact that it is a competition. In females, it's instinct to stick with what they have in order to provide correctly for an upcoming family. On the womens' part, this is why early and late marriages don't work. Too young and they're not even subconsciously thinking of a family, and too late... well, it's too late. The ones that do work are usually subject to the "Well, I just got to make this work for a while" thought process.

makes sense. i just find it funny that my boyfriend used to think it was possible that, despite me being 100% upfront about my sexuality the first time I met him, I was gonna leave him for a GIRL. if i was hanging out with other guys it might have been cause for his alarm, but girls...there's no chance of that.

Here's the funny part (though most likely, completely irrelevant), I have had quite a few lesbian friends, and had female friends that had lesbian friends too (mostly nice people by the way). I've come to find out that being gay is not a choice, but being a lesbian is. The female body is a beautiful, artfully crafted, wondrous thing that has been depicted as the model of beauty in artwork for thousands of years. Men on the other hand, are quite the mess. Through our rough hairy exterior and the mess of what looks to be inside-out organs with mange in out pants, dirty habits, and insensitivity unless to impress someone, there's no way that a straight guy would look at that in any point of they're life and say, "huh... I could probably get up on that." While there have been women who have done exactly that to other women, and for good reason. I could even get into the history of lesbians and Los Lesbos, but I don't think you would probably care that much.

That doesn't surprise me in any way. Even I can notice that females have much greater potential for beauty than males. If I wasn't gay I wouldn't be able to find any redeeming quality in guy's looks. Hell even now I struggle quite often, with a large ammount of men just making me think "who would ever wanna get on that?"

And there you go.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

i had an ex who always hated my clothes, damn near everything i wore. but when i said, nicely, why dont you and i go *shudders* shopping and you can help me pick something out. she said i dont really want to go shopping today. she loved to shop, and i mean LOVED TO SHOP, where the hell did this mood come from and how the hell do i get it to stay

Shopping for you is a lot of girlfriends' least favourite pastime. Sister-in-laws/brothers' girlfriends have tons of opinions though. Be warned.

ok i can understand the part of them not wanting to shop for the bf. but i guess i didnt go into enough detail, when she DRAGGED me along when she went shopping she would DRAG me into the mens department and say o this would look good on you, then put it back and DRAG me away. the only time i ever had a girl go shopping for me was when she asked me if the lungerai(its 5 in teh morning and ive been up for 24 hours and i worked for 12 of those, i cant spell right now) was sexy. she slapped me when i said id rather just see her naked

I think we're in the same timezone.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Well my ex now but she use too talk to me as if i was a baby and then my friends saw this and then they started talking to as if i was a baby IM FUCKEN 19 IM NOT A BABY ............. so ya thats it.

Awwwww...

 

[x0ny]

My GF's a little naggy, always telling me how important it is to keep the toilet seat back down after use.

 

[Justank]

That doesn't surprise me in any way. Even I can notice that females have much greater potential for beauty than males. If I wasn't gay I wouldn't be able to find any redeeming quality in guy's looks. Hell even now I struggle quite often, with a large ammount of men just making me think "who would ever wanna get on that?"

I feel like we're on the wrong sides of this argument but I disagree, there are plenty of fantastic examples of male form and horrible examples of female form. I personally find the female form much more attractive, but in regards to potential beauty they're equivalent in my mind.

 

[Charley]

ok i can understand the part of them not wanting to shop for the bf. but i guess i didnt go into enough detail, when she DRAGGED me along when she went shopping she would DRAG me into the mens department and say o this would look good on you, then put it back and DRAG me away. the only time i ever had a girl go shopping for me was when she asked me if the lungerai(its 5 in teh morning and ive been up for 24 hours and i worked for 12 of those, i cant spell right now) was sexy. she slapped me when i said id rather just see her naked

Just cos it took me a while to work out, he means "lingerie".

I think the solution to all these horror stories (I consider slapping at naked jokes a horror story. A frown is fine, that doesn't mark) is that people make awful decisions in who to date for a very, very long time :-\

 

[huigho1215]

She's smarter than me, and she knows she smarter than me.

but it's when she makes me feel stupid or inferior to her, mostly by accident, is what really chaps my bum. but I can't be mad at her cause she usually doesn't mean it or doesn't realize she's doing it.