Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[OneOfTheMichael's]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

I wouldn't have be able to keep my cool I don't think, what did you do?

Called up some friends and got blackout drunk.

Thats what you do in a situation like that.
Sorry to hear that my friend, Women can be caring, cute and beautiful sometimes but other times they can be total whores or bitches.
Pardon my language but to put it like that, you have to put it like that........

 

[RobCoxxy]

Won't talk to me. Ever.
Can't be arsed to make an effort to come see me (it's up to me to go visit her at her uni).
We've been going out for 11 months and the only family member I've been introduced to is her sister.


Seriously, her friends pay more more attention to me than she does.

 

[Keepitclean]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

I wouldn't have be able to keep my cool I don't think, what did you do?

Called up some friends and got blackout drunk.

I would have sent it to her father...

 

[InsipidMadness]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

Could be worse.

You could've gone to visit your family over the Christmas holiday, and during New Years she cheats on your with her ex. How you find out about said cheating is that a couple weeks later, after getting back and having some, "I miss you," intimacy, you notice something worth seeing the doctor about and he breaks the news to you that you have type-two *insert STD*.

The kicker being despite wearing protection, you had a nick at the base of your manhood (uncoverable) because you were cleaning yourself for said, "miss you intimacy," and the ex that she cheated on you with went around sleeping with gutter filth after originally losing her thus resulting in your infection.

TL;DR
Sure the video thing is just awful, but you just drank it away. At least you didn't get screwed for life.

OT: Although thinking about it, the type of person that ends up doing that anyways (the video), I figure you wouldn't want to be with.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

I don't have a girl friend currently (mostly because i'm not looking for a relationship at the moment. (and because WoW cataclysm is coming out soon) ). But the thing that annoys me at my school is that the girls are such divas and always talk like: "OMG are you actually talking to me?! Wow you're such a loser, I think i'm the most beautiful and talented and popular ***** in this whole frick'in school just because i take dance as a option.
God like half the population of my school are like that...Even the guys.

 

[Thyunda]

I don't have a girl friend currently (mostly because i'm not looking for a relationship at the moment. (and because WoW cataclysm is coming out soon) ). But the thing that annoys me at my school is that the girls are such divas and always talk like: "OMG are you actually talking to me?! Wow you're such a loser, I think i'm the most beautiful and talented and popular ***** in this whole frick'in school just because i take dance as a option.
God like half the population of my school are like that...Even the guys.

Bro, I know exactly what you mean by that second point. And for some reason girls get annoyed with me for not talking to them first. I point out what you said there, they mutter something about bitches and then all is well and good.

As for what my girlfriend does to annoy me...well, she treats me like an idiot, put simply. My opinion will be the last she ever relies on. Despite the fact I've proved time and time again that I can fix any situation, she'll dismiss my advice and cry to people about how she doesn't know what to do.
It's the only thing about her that really irks me. I swear, she must be perfect in every other way - if only she'd stop patronising me.

Well, she is sometimes too quick to throw away dignity and beg me to do things. Not like that. I mean, if she wants me to help her with something or go somewhere and I really, really don't want to, she'll resort to begging awful quickly.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

On average though, women are more attractive than men; And I know a lot of women that would agree to that as well. I will admit, that there is some significance to your argument, although be it minute, there have been occasions where there are men who seem attractive, but you must think of it this way, you said that there are a lot of girls who seem to be "fake". The muscles of Hollywood actors and body builders, are virtually the same, setting a none-reachable standard for the masses. Then you have the more "pretty-boys" who seem to be flooding the gates lately. Let me just tell you right now that the only reason either a woman or a man would think that they are attractive, is because they take a "Final Fantasy" body type of "what is it?" giving female characteristics to a male figure. (All of this is purely on a physical standpoint of coarse)

I'll give you the point that women are more attractive on average, but I still say the difference is not nearly as large as you make it seem. The muscles of Hollywood actors and body builders are the same idea, but that idea doesn't actually pan out in the same way. I see fewer guys who are trying to be roided out than women who are trying way too hard to fit the female Hollywood stereotypes, resulting in the fake appearance. I live about 45 minutes from Hollywood so my pool of women may be poorer for it.

But you see, that is exactly the problem. Good on you if you like the natural appeal (I do too), but at least women are making some type of attempt, the guys on the other hand seem to have stopped caring entirely and look like curdled milk because of it. You can argue that this is "All Natural" all you want with me, but it doesn't make them attractive. The fact that you live in Southern California near Hollywood makes for a poor sample size in of itself. (and yes I do know what I'm talking about, I lived near there for a while too) Of coarse people are going to seem "beautiful". I live in Washington near the Seattle region, and I can adequately tell you that my sample size of what you may call "natural beauty", is a lot larger. To be honest, there aren't that many good looking people in the world, and I've traveled enough to know the differences and comparisons of each sex.

 

[Sedrine]

I'm pretty sure I do much more annoying things than my boyfriend... like accidently clobbering him in the face when I (enthusiastically) go to give him a hug. Man, I am so accident-prone it's ridiculous :-|

 

[Slash Dementia]

We will argue about something, then a few days later she will try to initiate the same argument in the exact same way.

After four or five times i just stopped arguing altogether. The only way to win is to not play at all, pretty much.

Or to just agree. I try to not do that, but sometimes arguments are pointless and I just want to get away from them.
When I start to get annoyed, I just tell her that I love her and change the subject, but only if it's a pointless argument.

There really aren't things that "piss" me off, but there's one thing that does annoy me a little more, but I find cute at the same time. We pretty much talk all day, and sometimes I want to do something (e.g. play a game, read, anything else), but she just whines and tells me not to go. It's annoying, but I like it... I don't know, I guess I like having a really clingy girlfriend.

 

[Caligulove]

It really grinds my gears when I'm enthusiastic or say a lot in a text to her and she gives a simple response that doesn't match the tone of my own text, just seems weird, like somethings wrong but she's being passive aggressive. Mentioned it to her and thats not the case, but it still irks me when the context seems like my text/etc is boring, when it most certainly is not

ex.
Caligulove: "hey baby! So I got off work early, so lets go out and do whateevvvveerr you want, how's that sound?? "
GF: "Ok"

 

[lettucethesallad]

In the space of about 4 months, I did the following:
(1) Got her flowers twice. For no reason other than that I wanted to surprise her.
(2) Spent $300 on a romantic dinner involving me turning my kitchen into a 5-star restaurant and cooking a gourmet meal.
(3) Drove her to school every morning, despite not having to get up that early for anything and her knowing I have a really hard time doing that.
(4) Gave her foot rubs on average three times a week.
(5) About once every other week I'd leave a random note of appreciation somewhere that she would find it.
(6) Helped her with house cleaning and dishes on a regular basis (we weren't living together).
(7) Dipped into $1000 of my savings on a whim to help pay for a root canal that she needed but could not afford.
(8) Watched her favorite TV shows with her (to this day she doesn't know that I HATED them).
(9) Spontaneously set up and sent her on a scavenger hunt to places that were significant to our relationship (she LOVED stuff like that!). Again, no special occasion. I did it just because I could.
(10) Remembered her birthday.
(11) Remembered her bff's birthday.

Just before we broke up, she accused me of NEVER SHOWING HER LOVE OR APPRECIATION. Instantly angry, I reminded her of all these things (and more, but it's been a while and I don't remember EVERYthing) and turned it back on her, accusing HER of never showing ME love or appreciation. Her response? Here's what she's done for me:

(1) I bought you a camera for your birthday (NOTE: with MY money, even though she had more than enough at the time and we were financially independent of each other).
(2) I let you kiss me.
(3) ... ... (silence)

Like Tristan and Victoria on Stardust.

Fumbl3r, you sound awesome. Marry me.

 

[Dedtoo]

I don't realy have any big problems with my gf.
She has sex with me, plays games with me and fits me perfectly.
Only problem is that she is my hand >_>

 

[cWg | Konka]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

if you didnt upthis up on the internet for revenge the is something wrong with you

 

[Mr. Socky]

How about the fact that she doesn't let me call her my girlfriend, doesn't behave like my girlfriend, and probably isn't my girlfriend. Excuse me while I go cry in a corner.

 

[Digikid]

I had an Ex-Girlfriend that would do nothing and could not keep a job no matter what.

We agreed that she would look after the place while I was at work. I would come home and it would be on the computer at a fan fiction site. Once in a while that would be fine....but this happened every night. So I disconnected the Modem with a new password......she would go to the library. I talked to her and she said that she was bored. I asked her again if she would PLEASE take care of the place and she said that it was not a problem.

I work hard all day....it is not much to ask for the other half to keep the place clean....but she was addicted to that damn site and would not do ANYTHING other than that.

Finally I realized that she needed to grow up more so I let her go. I will not tolerate lazy women.

TO this day we are still friends.

 

[Slash Dementia]

My girlfriend can easily start liking other people, and although it doesn't get really lovey and such, it gets close to it, and that bothers me somewhat. Then again, I've always been paranoid and very protective of her, so that'll probably be the end of us X_X. Well. She does like this other guy right now, but if I know her as well as I do, she won't do anything too much...mostly kisses him and such...but she loves me too much to go far with someone else, as I do her...

Wait-Wait-Wait. You're paranoid and protective of her...but it's fine that she kisses other guys because she loves you...The logic there if baffling. Seriously, deserve better, or is this a 'wearer of horns' scenario?

Well, it's really complicated and quite hard to explain, and honestly, it makes her look bad, I...*sighs* I don't know what I'm really saying...'wearer of horns' though, what is that exactly? Anyways, we love each other, and we don't get to see each other much (like....very, very little, it'll be a few years till we can move closer to each other) so as long as she doesn't take it far and I'm first, I'm okay...
...Doesn't mean I want her to or don't get jealous...

I love my girlfriend more than anything, and I get jealous, like you, because I'm scared of losing her because she's far away. I get paranoid when she hangs out with any guy, solely because of that. Why? Because the first thing that she told me when we started being together was that she doesn't know how long her feelings will stay the same.

If she did anything at all with anyone else, like kiss them, I'd break up with her in an instant, even though it would hurt so badly to do so. I've given more than a lot to our relationship, and to her. I'd hate to lose her, but I'm not going to be walked over like that--not even a little.

But it's your choice, and if you're good like that, then good for you.

 

[Macgyvercas]

What my girlfriend does to piss me off is not exist.

Yeah, I'm single.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

She is always late, and not by 10 minutes, sometimes for 1 hour or 2. I love her despite that.

 

[Fortunefaded]

My partner's unwillingness to eat meat.

Take it anyway you want, she certainly doesn't.