Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Lerxst]

Wait, do you have about a week of free time? I've been with the same female for 12 years (married) so this list is endless. Maybe I'll just narrow it down to 5.

1. Wants to know "what am I thinking?" at all the wrong times. And replying, "I need to be online in two hours for a raid" doesn't win you any points.

2. Wants to have "us" time. And watching a "Band of Brothers" marathon doesn't count.

3. Wants to eat healthier. We're already vegan, I think we eat pretty damn healthy... but I'm a guy so I don't know anything apparently.

4. Wants to do things together 24/7, or so it seems when you're trying to dodge and counterattack in your 5 month long game of Tribal Wars.

5. Doesn't understand why I play all those violent video games. And do not attempt to answer this one when you see a a snapshot of that Sniper who got you from across the map get blow to bloody bits with their head rolling down the bridge in 2 Fort.

 

[warprincenataku]

It always seems to me like the second poster in these sort of posts always takes the serious road and avoids the question or makes a generic copout. This happens a LOT here, just answer the bloody question and get on with it.

As far as my girlfriend/soon-to-be-wife goes, the one thing she does that upsets me is take shit from her friends and family. So called friends mind you. These are some of the most degrading individuals I've ever met, but because they are your superiors (in most cases) you listen to what they have to say.

She was told by two senior members of her temple that she should get a nose job. This upset her to no end, but made no effort at a retort. The second time this was mentioned to her I was there and they asked my opinion on the subject. I suggested she get a nose job right after she (older lady) got a tummy tuck. That didn't go over well with a few of the other member, but it made her feel better.

Stand up for yourself, just because they are older does not make them wiser.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

Just so I can get this straight in my head...are we talking 2 different tapes of 2 different guys? Or is this one tape of 2 guys at the same time?

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

Uhhggg, pretty much everything my girlfriend does annoys me, we have been dating for 2 and a half years, but I love her to much to break it off, I remind her that every day...

*Im not the best boyfriend either obviously*

I'm not very romantic or *loving*...but I talk alot, where shes very quiet..
We don't make the best match I guess.

Opposites attract...?

OT: I think the only thing my ex-girlfriend did that annoyed me was scream really loud during sex. Made it really hard to have a quicky while my cousin or my cousin's parents were around...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

My boyfriend can be a hostile twat at random times. If he's had a long day at Uni, then trying to be overtly friendly to him for about half an hour after he gets home will result in him snapping at you. This can get kind of annoying.

Plus, and this is a personal one, he almost never bottoms. Don't get me wrong, I like bottoming but...once in a while I'd like to try it the other way. Maybe this is just me whining too much...

 

[The Long Road]

I absolutely LOVE getting blamed for things I do in her dreams. Every so often my then-girlfriend would start avoiding me and stop returning calls and texts. When I finally found her, she would tell me what horrible thing I did in her dream. No amount of comforting and reassurance that it wasn't real would help. I got so fed up with it that I pointed out to her that it just shows how little she trusts me if she thinks that I'd do these things in real life, or that she would have dreams about them in the first place. She had a fit, saying I was projecting my "distrust" onto her, regardless of the fact that I had proven my trust many a time over the course of our relationship.

I guess she just doesn't trust men in general, because once she went to college, she started hooking up with girls, joined the school GSA and several feminist groups, and wrote an article in the university paper condemning the Boy Scouts for not letting girls join.

 

[Canid117]

I had an ex-girlfriend that decided the best way to break up with me would be to have sex with 2 guys, videotape and then send it to me. That really pissed me off.

I wouldn't have be able to keep my cool I don't think, what did you do?

Called up some friends and got blackout drunk.

I like your style.

If you have a sex tape or naked pictures I suggest emailing them to her mother or posting them on her facebook.

or not seeing as how that'llbe likely to get you some nice prison time

What draconian horror of a law forbids you from sending a sex tape to the mother of one of its stars?

 

[natster43]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

That is what I was going to say.

 

[ChicagoTed]

Ever since we got together she hasn't stopped naging at me to get a facebook account i've had to put up with that shit for over a year now and she just doesn't give up. We text and call each other everyday not to mention we have the same circle of friends so I don't get why the fuck it matters >=(

 

[Ledan]

When she doesn't admit her good qualities,when she is really indecisive, and sometimes when she forces me to make all the choices,

 

[instantbenz]

My lady will get home and as soon as the door is closed she'll drop all of her things right in the doorway. There are clothes hangers for a reason damn it! Also, when cooking (which she does very well ... I'm talking like the pinnacle of 1950's housewife diligence on cooking) she will leave any food package wrappers laying about with no plan to trash them. I guess that's my end of the bargain? I thought I just had to do the dishes???

Anyway that's about all the beef I have. She's got a psych degree so I don't have to deal with all the girly emotional bullshit as she knows better.

 

[Cheesebob]

She never starts existing damn her!

I have to make my sandwitches myself!

 

[Julianking93]

There there, Fargo. It's okay *hugs*

[sup][sup][sup][sup]You know all of your problems would be solved if you just admit your feelings for me, right? ^-^[/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup]

*hugs back*

But you see Julian, if I were to admit my feelings to you that wouldn't solve the problem of the non-existent girlfriend.

Who's to say I'm not a girl? Hm?? ^-^

 

[quiet_samurai]

Heh....

I see her acting all mad or irritated

Me: Hey what's wrong?

Her: Nothing.

Me: Okay.

Her: *Begins yelling/crying/makes exasperated sigh/ etc:*

Me: What?

Her: Nothing!

 

[Julianking93]

You, I'm fairly sure

Not that I have a problem with that mind, but the OP decided to stick to the fairer sex. If he hadn't, then yes I'm sure the problem could easily be solved ;P

Damn OP... messing up my plan and whatnot >>

 

[Edorf]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

Thank you for ninjaing my on the first page, so that I didnt have to go through 7 pages just to make sure it wasnt already said!