Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Nimcha]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

Good for you, the faster girls start dating guys shorter then them the easier it is for my offspring to have a chance at gals.

Sorry to disappoint you, I'm not a dude

Meh, oh well, guess I'll go back to sobbing at the injustice.

Cheer up, there's probably plenty girls out there who are even shorter!

 

[warprincenataku]

It always seems to me like the second poster in these sort of posts always takes the serious road and avoids the question or makes a generic copout. This happens a LOT here, just answer the bloody question and get on with it.

As far as my girlfriend/soon-to-be-wife goes, the one thing she does that upsets me is take shit from her friends and family. So called friends mind you. These are some of the most degrading individuals I've ever met, but because they are your superiors (in most cases) you listen to what they have to say.

She was told by two senior members of her temple that she should get a nose job. This upset her to no end, but made no effort at a retort. The second time this was mentioned to her I was there and they asked my opinion on the subject. I suggested she get a nose job right after she (older lady) got a tummy tuck. That didn't go over well with a few of the other member, but it made her feel better.

Stand up for yourself, just because they are older does not make them wiser.

Temple? What is she? A Zelda boss?

But seriously, that is an awesome and pretty ballsy ting to say to the people she respects.
I probably wouldn't have had the guts to do it. I'm kind of a coward.

Ahaha, yes she's the final boss of the dreaded water temple.

Actually, I was referring to a Buddhist temple. Usually before ceremonies the old ladies are sitting around gossiping, which doesn't seem very Buddhist to me. The funny thing is I can remember the same thing happening at my grandma's church when I was little. I guess gossip is a universal language. lol

 

[Normalgamer]

The only other thing that pisses me off is when she points out she's much taller than me.

Good for you, the faster girls start dating guys shorter then them the easier it is for my offspring to have a chance at gals.

Sorry to disappoint you, I'm not a dude

Meh, oh well, guess I'll go back to sobbing at the injustice.

Cheer up, there's probably plenty girls out there who are even shorter!

Haha, I'm the not the short one. But thanks for that.

 

[spartan1077]

My damn significant other pisses me off when they arn't my significant other >:| ...

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

Yes. Tell me about it. Let's converse about this sometime.

 

[Azdron]

Chalk another one up for the "no girlfriend to complain about" post pile. Ill just go sit in the corner of loneliness with everyone else and get my honk sob on.

To keep it on topic, I find it irritating when My friends GF's try and be friends with me. Thats annoying as hell. I mean I don't want to sound like a sociopath (I am a sociopath) but I know that there's a good chance they will be long gone in three months time. My group of friends are all early twenties/late teens and Ive been around long enough to know shit rarely lasts. so no, I don't want to be your new best buddy I don't care if you and Jesse are gonna be together forever and everything will be super special awesome. I don't want to really even know your name, your Jesse's GF, good for you but leave me out of it.

Buuuuut no. Their incessant drive for social networking never ends, and my friends get mad when I try to avoid their gf's. They get all up in my grill like "hey man, she's an important part of my life now, and she doesn't like your attitude.. rar rar rar ect ect.." never mind the fact youll hate her guts in three months time anyway. screwed if ya do screwed if ya dont.

 

[Deguasser]

She doesn't eat meat.

HA! I get it...

OT: I don't have a girlfriend, so I guess that answers your question.

Also, I'm surprised at the number of people who are dissatisfied with their girlfriends on here...

she's a vegetarian, and I love to eat beef and chicken.

 

[Ham_authority95]

She doesn't eat meat.

HA! I get it...

OT: I don't have a girlfriend, so I guess that answers your question.

Also, I'm surprised at the number of people who are dissatisfied with their girlfriends on here...

she's a vegetarian, and I love to eat beef and chicken.

Oh, whoops. I thought you were making a cock-sucking joke...

 

[Shadows Inc.]

I beg the differ, there was once a time when I "Smooth-talked" (smooth-talked being the layman's way of saying that I said a bunch of things she couldn't quite get a grasp on) a girl into the sack. I didn't talk about the implication and generation of nuclear fusion cores, I just used larger and rather more unused, words to convey a standard and valid point. Before you go on about how, "Girls don't get "jiggy" with that talk in one night!" (or however the hell you might say it) first off... You're right, it didn't take the magical one-nighter, I just acquired her phone number, called 2 days later, had a 3 dates, had sex, then "figured out" that we're just not meant for each other. Which wasn't too much of a problem, since I wasn't looking for a relationship anyway. Overall, it took about a week, but I didn't mind. Mindless beast sex, largely integrated into our society by large "Frat" individuals, isn't quite the saucer of Sake that I like. I like to look my "lover" in the eye, knowing their interests and dreams during intercourse, even though it is inevitably useless. Of coarse I'm not really the one sex - one girl type of guy anyway. I do enjoy relationships.

That wasn't so much of a statement, as me pointing out that in that case, you certainly weren't getting anywhere with that woman because of your logic.

What I was trying to say (sorry my point hadn't become quite clear), was that in the conversation that I had with her, I had used bits of logic. I can't quite remember what the conversation was about, it was a while back, but I remember that it was kind of fun in a way.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Maybe that's because girls typically have these things called 'breasts'

Yes. I did notice

That tend to bounce around uncomfortably and attract a whole crap-ton of unwanted attention when they move at any speed greater than a brisk walk? And even then the jiggling caused by walking briskly that can be extremely noticeable if she's wearing a low-cut top.

Thats why sports bras were invented

Not to mention if she's the kind that doesn't wear a bra.

Alright you got me there but only cause I have a wild imagination.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Maybe that's because girls typically have these things called 'breasts'

Yes. I did notice

That tend to bounce around uncomfortably and attract a whole crap-ton of unwanted attention when they move at any speed greater than a brisk walk? And even then the jiggling caused by walking briskly that can be extremely noticeable if she's wearing a low-cut top.

Thats why sports bras were invented

Not to mention if she's the kind that doesn't wear a bra.

Alright you got me there but only cause I have a wild imagination.

...
I don't like large breasts...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Maybe that's because girls typically have these things called 'breasts'

Yes. I did notice

That tend to bounce around uncomfortably and attract a whole crap-ton of unwanted attention when they move at any speed greater than a brisk walk? And even then the jiggling caused by walking briskly that can be extremely noticeable if she's wearing a low-cut top.

Thats why sports bras were invented

Not to mention if she's the kind that doesn't wear a bra.

Alright you got me there but only cause I have a wild imagination.

...
I don't like large breasts...

Niether do I. But I dislike bras less.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Maybe that's because girls typically have these things called 'breasts'

Yes. I did notice

That tend to bounce around uncomfortably and attract a whole crap-ton of unwanted attention when they move at any speed greater than a brisk walk? And even then the jiggling caused by walking briskly that can be extremely noticeable if she's wearing a low-cut top.

Thats why sports bras were invented

Not to mention if she's the kind that doesn't wear a bra.

Alright you got me there but only cause I have a wild imagination.

...
I don't like large breasts...

Niether do I. But I dislike bras less.

That's kind of a double negative, you just said that you like bras more... so do like or dislike bras?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Uhh..well I guess I dislike them...

Me fail Unglish

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Uhh..well I guess I dislike them...

Me fail Unglish

Why do you hate bras? They serve only good...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Uhh..well I guess I dislike them...

Me fail Unglish

Why do you hate bras? They serve only good...

Cause I'm terrible with bra clasps there I said it.

 

[Shadows Inc.]

Uhh..well I guess I dislike them...

Me fail Unglish

Why do you hate bras? They serve only good...

Cause I'm terrible with bra clasps there I said it.

hmmm... they're not hard, and besides, you don't have to get the ones with the clasps.

 

[Fumbl3s]

Dude.

That girl is a twat.

Alright, I'm a tad spoiled too, my boyfriend willingly went to the store and bought a six-pack of coke and chocolate with a cough(that freaked me out, because coughing sounds scary) in ice cold weather while I stayed at his place and cuddled with Psycho(one of his familys 3 cats) wearing one of his cuddliest sweaters.
That is insanely kind in my opinion - the fact that he walks to the store for me and spends cash on me is amazing enough, especially since he has some financial constrains(me too, but still).

I should give him more things...

I wonder if I do something to piss him off.

Hm.

Glad to be raising awareness

 

[Fumbl3s]

Different demographic?... hmmmm.... Yiff?

Close. Except not at all. But on the plus side, I DID learn a new word today