Things your mom,dad or other are trying too make you do?

[kidwithxboxlive]

My Dad always pushed me to play Squash and it was a thing i got bored of. But now, i try my hardest and devote my time to it

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

Make? Well... not quite "make", but... turn torwards.

In particular, my attractions.

If you have seen my posts before, you know what I am talking about.

You're fairly new and you've not posted all that much considering the amount of stuff that happens on this board. I and many, many others have never heard of you before and we would be much obliged if you didn't try and make us "get to know you" by reading your post history just to find out your 'special secret'

Be that as it is - elaborate!

Last time I elaborated, I was suspended. But, I assume that was due to the way I said it.

But since you asked nicely(using the word Elaborate no less) I can tell you.

*Takes a deep breath*

I, Leumas Selaznog, am a non-offending, law abiding, Loli loving, non-childmolesting ... Pedophile.

[sub]Don't shoot me.[/sub]

EDIT: OT: Wait a burger flipping minute, OP, wouldn't that be illegal?

....

How did they do that?

OP: I can't think of any my parents have done, they don't mind for the most part as long as I'm happy. My ex on the other hand, tried to persuade me to do whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted and pay for everything. Part of the reason I dumped her.

You should have played:
The offspring - Why don't you get a job?

 

[teutonicman]

My folks are pretty cool in general. They're supportive in my decisions(as long as they're thought out). I have a very good life.

 

[Xcelsior]

My mum and dad keep trying to making me do religious stuff, problem is I have no interest in religion. I haven't the balls to tell them I don't believe in it as I'll be honour killed and I like living. Well not killed but probably get kicked out of my house and I have nowhere to go, so I'm biding my time till I finish my studies and am financially able to support myself to get a place of my own.

 

[DanielBrown]

My mom has never cared about my decisions and she's never tried to make me do anything I didn't want. The only thing that might be relateable is that every time I've discussed future jobs with her she's always been negative(about the job). It's probably why I don't have any future plans, am unemployed and have no motivation to do something about it either.

 

[Brandon237]

My mother is friends with the mothers of a large group of rather dodgy people my age. My mother gets really irritated when I don't socialise with said dodgy people...

Oh yes, and she has been trying to make me clean my cupboard for weeks... if not months

 

[Rascarin]

My dad wants me to go into therapy so I can cure my lesbianism.

How does one 'cure' lesbianism? It's more just convincing you it's a bad thing and telling you how to like men. Which I wholly disapprove of, I might add.

OT: My parents never really become involved unless I ask them to.

He thinks I'm gay because I was bullied at school. He believes if I get counselling, I'll be able to get over whatever issues he thinks I have, and go "back" to liking men.

I really don't see how that works....

 

[LarenzoAOG]

My parents and friends keep trying to make me get a job.

In all seriousness though my parents are pretty cool about not trying to force things on me.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

My parents want me to get a girlfriend. I don't want a girlfriend. Maybe in the future, but not right now. Right now, I want all the time that I can have to myself. That, and I'm way too anxious and awkward in social situations to just ask someone out. And my standards are very specific...

 

[steeple]

I'm not on speaking terms with my mom, my dad's been dead for 25 years, and I'm single so there's no "other" in my life.

Next question.

a train leaves the station at 8:30 am, at the speed of 100 mph. another train leaves another station at exactly 9:15 at the speed of 125 mph. the length of the rails connecting the two is exactly 1300 miles. how long will it take for you to realise this question is totally worthless, and then walk off to the kitchen to make a sandwich?

sorry... I realy dont know whats the matter with me today...

oh, and the answer was pi... yes, the answer to the amount of time taken to go make a sandwich was pie

 

[SimuLord]

I'm not on speaking terms with my mom, my dad's been dead for 25 years, and I'm single so there's no "other" in my life.

Next question.

a train leaves the station at 8:30 am, at the speed of 100 mph. another train leaves another station at exactly 9:15 at the speed of 125 mph. the length of the rails connecting the two is exactly 1300 miles. how long will it take for you to realise this question is totally worthless, and then walk off to the kitchen to make a sandwich?

sorry... I realy dont know whats the matter with me today...

oh, and the answer was pi... yes, the answer to the amount of time taken to go make a sandwich was pie

What I want to know is how many fatalities will there be when two trains collide head-on at high speed like that?

 

[steeple]

snip

they dont.... I never said that they were going the same direction, nevertheless on the same track...

the answer is 5,042,129 dead.... these were some big-ass train ya know...

hidden messages are fun

 

[fates_puppet13]

My dad wants me to go into therapy so I can cure my lesbianism. ._.

But other than that, not really - I no longer live with my parents so I am out of most of their influence. Thank god.

owch
at least you no longer live with him

OT: my mum keeps trying to make me get a job and pick out a university to go to im 17
but other than that i tend not to get told to do anything