Things you've done just to weird someone out.
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During lunch one day at my senior year of high school, I had to throw away my garbage, but decided to walk up to the trash can and do it in a dramatic slow motion. I made a sort of bet to myself to stay in slow motion until I got back to my table. On my way back, one of my friends got up and started 'fighting' me, punching me, kicking me and grabbing me. The entire time, I stayed in this slow motion trance. Falling slowly, weird, painful facial expression, hopelessly trying to 'fight' back, ect. until I managed to reach my seat. Once I sat down, I realized that half the lunch room was watching me and started applauding.
My friends and I at college have great fun acting as shifty as possible on the days when prospective students and their parents visit. We look fairly shifty anyway, so when we actually try, we're quite effective at it. I wear my black leather floor/ankle-length trench coat and chain-smoke while leaning against a wall and just staring at them. With about five of us doing that and whispering between ourselves, we've freaked out quite a few parents. It's fun.
I once emailed one of my friends a 'troll face' picture for absolutely no reason what-so-ever. Also since people apparently don't understand my acceptance of my own nerdy nature whenever someone says something like, "Dude your such a lifeless nerd." I just nod my head and agree with them. That makes them pull the most hilarious faces of confussion ever.
I was eating lunch with a friend when he told a humorous anecdote and laughed.
I stared at him straight faced for a second, then said "I'm not laughing just to make you uncomfortable"
He responded with "Who says that?" and then laughed awkwardly.
I stared at him straight faced for a second, then said "I'm not laughing just to make you uncomfortable"
He responded with "Who says that?" and then laughed awkwardly.
I have been meaning to take a pregnancy test kit and a single wire coathanger up to the checkout at my local supermarket, just to see the reaction.
My Higher Geography class standing on the top deck of an open-top Edinburgh tour bus singing the chorus of Rule Britannia at the top of our voices and saluting the Royal Yacht Britannia. Man that was awesome, completely out of the blue and the expressions on the faces of the people around us were priceless.
I'm usually rather reserved so pretty much anything weird I do out of the blue freaks people out.
I shoved a giant black dildo into my mouth.
I gave a friend a big sloppy kiss right on his mouth.
I told a female friend who was missing half an arm that we should take pictures of her naked with her stump pressed against her vagina so it looked like her arm was elbow deep inside of her. Oddly she told me later that she'd had a crush on me and I couldn't help but wonder why any woman would be into a guy that said something like that to her.
One morning before school (long time ago) I went to my friend's apartment and picked the lock to get in while he was still in the shower and turned on some loud music to make him come investigate.
I drove around in a heavily asian neighbourhood blasting Notorious MSG [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWitHlctipE]. I think I freaked out my friend who was in the car with me more than anyone else.
I shoved a giant black dildo into my mouth.
I gave a friend a big sloppy kiss right on his mouth.
I told a female friend who was missing half an arm that we should take pictures of her naked with her stump pressed against her vagina so it looked like her arm was elbow deep inside of her. Oddly she told me later that she'd had a crush on me and I couldn't help but wonder why any woman would be into a guy that said something like that to her.
One morning before school (long time ago) I went to my friend's apartment and picked the lock to get in while he was still in the shower and turned on some loud music to make him come investigate.
I drove around in a heavily asian neighbourhood blasting Notorious MSG [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWitHlctipE]. I think I freaked out my friend who was in the car with me more than anyone else.
My friend was once rambling to me about something and I was barely listening. So, to change the topic, I suddenly caressed his face. And said nothing.
Seriously, try it. Their reaction will be the funniest thing you saw all day.
Seriously, try it. Their reaction will be the funniest thing you saw all day.
i a really good trick isTonyCapa said:
go up to someone in a airport who sitting reading a paper and just stand in front of them , Don't say anything and wait till he looks up look him right in the eye and say 'Don't get on the flight' and walk off without a word
Tons of things. They always make me and the other person laugh.
I was sitting at a table with some people. Now, I only knew about two of them well, and the others were strangers to me. About five of them. So, we were talking about the homeless situation where I live. (Not a problem at all, really.) And in the middle of conversation, as things got silent for just a split second, I shouted "Hahaha, they dont have any homes!" And then looked around with a stupid smile at all the other people at the table. As they were all chocked and completely taken by surprise, no one said anything. So for a while, it was just me looking around. Then I laughed awkwardly and looked down, coughed, hrm, hrm.... Dear lord that was funny. One of the two people I knew at the table started laughing his ass off. I joined in.
Did I mention I love The Office? (The original version, mind you.)
Another fun thing to do is to hug for a bit too long, or when youre shaking hands, sightly touch the other persons wrist with a finger, and draw tiny circles.
I was sitting at a table with some people. Now, I only knew about two of them well, and the others were strangers to me. About five of them. So, we were talking about the homeless situation where I live. (Not a problem at all, really.) And in the middle of conversation, as things got silent for just a split second, I shouted "Hahaha, they dont have any homes!" And then looked around with a stupid smile at all the other people at the table. As they were all chocked and completely taken by surprise, no one said anything. So for a while, it was just me looking around. Then I laughed awkwardly and looked down, coughed, hrm, hrm.... Dear lord that was funny. One of the two people I knew at the table started laughing his ass off. I joined in.
Did I mention I love The Office? (The original version, mind you.)
Another fun thing to do is to hug for a bit too long, or when youre shaking hands, sightly touch the other persons wrist with a finger, and draw tiny circles.
greeting scientologists at work with the nanoo nanoo out of mork and mindy, and explaining my out look on spirituality to them from old episodes of monkey magic and astro boy.
EDIT-they only stopped stalking me 6 months ago when I moved. (so I advise against other people doing something similar no matter how funny it seems at the time)
EDIT-they only stopped stalking me 6 months ago when I moved. (so I advise against other people doing something similar no matter how funny it seems at the time)
i was talking to this girl and spooning came up (because i mentioned spoons...) and taught her, in depth, about forking.