Things you've never done.

[Lambi]

I've never:

Had sex
Drank any kind of alcohol
Taken any drugs
Had a car or a license
Had a good relationship. I've had two long distance ones... >.>
Read a comic book
Visited Canada (the one country besides the UK I want to visit)

 

[molester jester]

Been wrong, i don't know how but it has never happened to me

 

[Supernatural Girl]

I have never been stoned/ finished a whole curry/ eaten a complete McDonald's burger. There's definitely more, but I can't remember them all.

I was like, 'never finished a hamburger? what are you a girl?!' *checks username* why yes, yes she is. lol

I'm sorry, I just don't like eating cardboard tasting food.

 

[rddj623]

I've never owned my own video game console, they've always been my father, or brother's. One day though...

 

[MetalDooley]

I've never fathered a child........I think

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I've never beat up a helpless child! Or played a Duke Nukem game.

 

[The Anhk24]

hmm i have never had a girlfriend for longer than 8 days hahaha

 

[Shpongled]

i've never done acid. considering all the drugs i have done this i actually preatty surprising.

Best drug, ever.

On a related note, I've never eaten shrooms, god knows why.

 

[Blue Musician]

I've never kissed a girl or been on a date with one.
I've never seen a starwars movie
I've never read a comic book
I've never seen any star trek episodes.
I've never beaten an RPG

I second most of that, except the SW movies. I did saw them.
Also I've never drink beer, haven't buy a gun, have never failed at school, and some more that I cannot remember. Oh well, still, life is like that.

 

[blankedboy]

This thread made me think of this... Cookie if anyone else has a clue what it is..

Spoiler

No I never was in vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
In a way I spose you could say my experience is quite limited
For example,
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing
Matilda
I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his
teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my
shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving
vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
I never bought a lamp
Wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brotehrs in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
I'm sorry I stole the radio
I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry

That poem is really weird... although it's pretty damn good O.O
What is it? Google returns an obscure, unrelated PDF.

 

[Shpongled]

This thread made me think of this... Cookie if anyone else has a clue what it is..

Spoiler

No I never was in vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
In a way I spose you could say my experience is quite limited
For example,
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing
Matilda
I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his
teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my
shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving
vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
I never bought a lamp
Wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brotehrs in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
I'm sorry I stole the radio
I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry

That poem is really weird... although it's pretty damn good O.O
What is it? Google returns an obscure, unrelated PDF.

I'm Sorry - King Missile.

 

[superbatranger]

Off the top of my head

Never had sex
Never been in a relationship
Never gotten drunk
Never smoked
Never been to a party
Never snuck out the house

 

[Gardenclaw]

This thread made me think of this... Cookie if anyone else has a clue what it is..

Spoiler

No I never was in vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
In a way I spose you could say my experience is quite limited
For example,
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing
Matilda
I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his
teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my
shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving
vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
I never bought a lamp
Wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brotehrs in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
I'm sorry I stole the radio
I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry

That poem is really weird... although it's pretty damn good O.O
What is it? Google returns an obscure, unrelated PDF.

It's a song called I'm sorry by King Missile It's from their happy hour album. It always used to make me laugh as they are a sort of jazz/rock type band with these brilliant spoken word lyrics.

 

[Shawshanker]

I've never had a Sunny-D.

...

People were actualy shocked by this.

 

[II2]

Worked for a living / held a job.

 

[Kud]

I once saw a guy masturbating behind a bus stop.

I am not sure why I just said that, but on that note, I, AshPox, have never masturbated behind a bus stop.

 

[xDarc]

I never watched that stupid Blair Witch movie. Everyone my age did, it was a prerequisite to graduating from high school.

 

[Veleste]

Never done drugs, never thrown up when drunk, never broken a bone, never been in a physical fight (That didn't involve hair pulling and teenage girls in a playground), never been to a strip club and never been to Amsterdam (I am actually the only person in my group of friends who hasn't been for some reason)

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

i have never posted in this topic before...

hmm, guess i can cross that off my list