Things you've never done.

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Kagim

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I've never used recreational drugs.

I've never been to Disneyland.... I'm the only person i know who hasn't gone.... All the hill kids have been to Disneyland and all the valley kids have never worn non hand-me-down clothes.

Bastards.... *shakes fist o rage at his childhood*
 

Gardenclaw

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This thread made me think of this... Cookie if anyone else has a clue what it is..
No I never was in vietnam
I never once dove into an empty swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out from under me
I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer or a customer service representative
I never took the pulse of a dying duck
Or gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a horsefly
In a way I spose you could say my experience is quite limited
For example,
I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing
Matilda
I never sawed a television in half
Although I once saw Wendy O'Williams saw a guitar
I never played a decent game of jacks
I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his
teeth with a bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my
shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving
vomiting, chirping and sea shanties
I never bought a lamp
Wait I did buy a lamp once
But I never bought a lantern or a lambskin profolactic
I never bought lima beans or lime pudding
I never bought a lion or a Lionel Richie album
I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L"
Except lollipops, lightbulbs and lettuce ... and the lamp
I never layed down for a nap and found the Everly brotehrs in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take out the garbage
I'm sorry I stole the radio
I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry
 

unoleian

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I've never climbed a mountain, and I live in a state where it sometimes feels like a requirement for citizenship.

Maybe someday...
 

Generator

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I've never seen Forrest Gump,The Godfather, Titanic, or any number of other popular, Oscar winning movies (off the top of my head, I can only think of two that I've seen).

EDIT: Even after looking at the list, I've only seen four of them.
 

GnomeThief

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I've never smoked, had sex, driven a car, gone to a school dance or sports game, or gone camping.
 

Wolf-AUS

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I've never been diving in a shark cage off the great barrier reef. I really need to get around to that.

Anyone interested?
 

natster43

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I've never had sex, or a girlfriend for that matter.
I've never gotten the Nuke in MW 2.
I've never beaten a Final Fantasy game.
I've never broken a bone.
I've never done any illegal drugs.
I've never been any place south of Pennsylvania.
I've never left North America.
Those are the ones I can think of right now.
 

Ham_authority95

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I have never.....

Had sex
Played on a sports team.
Taken any drugs.
Kissed anyone.
Had/been to a huge house party.
Seriously danced at a club/party.
Attended any kind of religious service besides marriages and funerals.
Laid eyes on a super-hero comic.
Been in a fight that lasted more than a few punches.
Been south of the equator.
Broken a bone.


I'll try to think of more....
 

Wolf-AUS

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Ham_authority95 said:
Seriously danced at a club/party.
Mate, out of everything on your list, this is easily the one you HAVE to do. Just get out on the floor and go nuts, some people may think you're having some sort of fit, I'm sure people do when I'm out there, actually, I've even been asked if I was ok...That's besides the point, it is easily one the most awesome things to do.
 

ThrobbingEgo

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Guitarmasterx7 said:
So today a few of my friends where talking about their favorite comics as kids, and basically the conversation shifted to unwarranted shock and awe when I said I've never read a comic book.
If you're interested, I can heartily recommend anything Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, or Frank Miller have ever done. I've just (pretty much) finished the Gaiman's Sandman series. (Only The Wake, Dream Hunters, and the Death books to go.) I'm also getting into Transmetropolitan.

It's not campy Adam West/Silver Age Batman stuff. Or ultra-violence for the sake at looking at things bleed. These guys tell sophisticated stories. (Sandman, in particular, enjoys taking the campy silver age heroes and villains out of their contexts - makes them warped or tragic figures. Er, I guess Alan Moore made Watchmen revolve around that one.)

Comics aren't all men in tights who can't resist puns.

I've never played a pen and paper RPG. I want to, and I have a World of Darkness sourcebook and a copy of MAGE, it's just never happened.
 

BlindMessiah94

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Never smoked pot, never will.

Never had a girlfriend, never will (jk).

Never eaten shark, but will.
 

ThrobbingEgo

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Generator said:
I've never seen Forrest Gump,The Godfather, Titanic, or any number of other popular, Oscar winning movies (off the top of my head, I can only think of two that I've seen).

EDIT: Even after looking at the list, I've only seen four of them.
What movies have you seen?

o______0
 

MrNickster

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Smoked
Drunk
Done Drugs

Now that all the 'don't do em cause their bad' things are out of the way;

Been in a proper fist fight
Believed conspiracy theorists
Had sex (I'm a 16 year old nerd! Gimme a break!)
Fired a gun
Parkour (I intend to start though)
Ninjutsu
Blown something up