Things you've said in public you probably shouldn't have said in public.

[shadyh8er]

*Injures oneslef*

"N*gger"

But no one heard,s o everthing was fine.

Heh, reminds me of the time I muttered "fuck" in a temple when a kids foot passed over mine in such a way that it caught one of my toenails and bent it FAR back.

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

I was once asked to comment on all the dumb masses (see what I did thar?) who said the disasters in Japan were some kind of divine punishment for Pearl Harbor. To which I said this:

"That's bullshit. If anything, it was a punishment for adapting Gantz into two live-action movies!"

No one laughed...

Also, when I was a kid and had just learned the word "shit," I would say it anywhere and everywhere.

In all seriousness Princess Princess D balanced out the evil Gantz live action movies.

 

[Dango]

"You dick!"

In line for a roller coaster at Six Flags.

 

[Pirate1019]

"Look at me trying to impress the internet by showing off how inappropriate I am in public."

 

[Kielgasten]

Put it like this, not everyone thinks that adopting the political system from Starship Troopers is a great idea..

Also:
Hitler was right!!


(I most certainly does not think that Hitler was right.)

 

[imnot]

At a volume of approximately 97 decibels:
"OI, brown-skinned guy"
I swear to god, I didn't know his name and I was far too young to understand the concept of racism. I did, however, understand the meaning of the looks I got from other people.

Oh lord, my friend once yelled "Wow look a chocolate man!"
On a schooltrip in a quite museum.
That was fun.

I once yelled HAIL HITLER and did a nazi salute.
It was in context but I cant remember how >..<

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

Well I probably shouldn't have (jokingly) claimed to one of my female classmates that it was unfair for women to wear any thing that reveals their boobs in the slightest because men are never allowed reveal their sexual organs in public.

 

[probunk]

I yelled "Shut that ****'s mouth or I'll come over there are fuckstart her head" once. I was working and a couple girls at a table were being disruptive, and threatening another group. One called another a something unrepeatable in pleasant company and I fucking lost it on her.

The phrase is from Way of the Gun, and unfortunately, I didn't make it up.

 

[stefanbertramlee]

"N*gger"

Let me get this straight:

You're okay with saying it loudly in a public place, but not okay with typing the actual word in anonymity on the internet?

Nope.

Just didn't want to get warned again.

 

[stefanbertramlee]

Well I probably shouldn't have (jokingly) claimed to one of my female classmates that it was unfair for women to wear any thing that reveals their boobs in the slightest because men are never allowed reveal their sexual organs in public.

Breasts arn't sexual organs.

 

[DoveAlexa]

It elementary school during gym class we were doing timed runs, and one of my fat friends came in at a time that just made me say "Wow, that's slow!" just loud enough that eeeeveryone could hear. Even the class bullies gave me 'the look'.
I apologized but badly.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I was out with two friends when a horde of ridiculously attractive women walked past. Completely oblivious to the fact that my friends wanted to look cool, I said:

"The most difficult choice I've ever had to make in a game is which fucking Pokemon to pick."

The girls looked at us like we were nerdy bastards, and my friends were arseholes to me for the rest of the night. Good times.

 

[necromanzer52]

I really don't say anything when in public that I shouldn't but my grandpa was one of those people who was literally fearless. So half of my family are yankees fans (the bandwagon bitches that they are) and a few years ago we were in new york going to a yankees game and on the way the windows are down and were passing the ghetto when my grandpa says very loudly "Look at all these fucking porch monkeys" needless to say the windows were closed after that and I was literally scared for my life at that point.

That's an actual racist slur? I thought, Kevin Smith made it up.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I was out with two friends when a horde of ridiculously attractive women walked past. Completely oblivious to the fact that my friends wanted to look cool, I said:

"The most difficult choice I've ever had to make in a game is which fucking Pokemon to pick."

The girls looked at us like we were nerdy bastards, and my friends were arseholes to me for the rest of the night. Good times.

hahaha i love those moments, i do them sometimes just to get a few friends ragin, but then i do have friends who do it on occasion who have NO IDEA what they are doing..that's when it becomes facepalm worthy, when they don't even realize how much of a weird jackass they are looking like at the moment.


OT:

please, you name it i have probably said it in public take in some complete wrong way. amongst friends we say some of the weirdest shit that could be taken out of context so horribly, which in class it's happened many times (when everyone randomly gets quite and you happen to say "Fucking ******" or "what a *****" the second everyone gets quiet) to the point that i just am used to it now.

Hell i have a friend who is the most fearless/open person on the planet, we'll be in the car, pull up next to someone at a light and he'll roll down his window, knock on their window, and say "DAMN, YOU GOT SUM HOT ASSSSSS, CAN I GET A HANDFUL OF THAT?!?" with a dead serious face right to them...it's hilarious but embarrassing as heck.

 

[Petter Johan]

*Injures oneslef*

"N*gger"

But no one heard,s o everthing was fine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdUNjOfwGo8

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

"The IRA aren't as bad as you think".

That opened quite the can of worms

 

[emeraldrafael]

I was once people watching with a friend, and he pointed to a slightly older woman and said would you? So I said yeah, sure shes pretty hot in that tight outfit.

Now normally thats not something bad to say, or at least if yu do, its not exactly unusally and never really serious. However, a mother overheard me, and her daughter (she was like... maybe 12) had the same kinda outift on as the woman (same shirt and pants, so I tihnk the woman we were originally talking about just shops in the teens section), and thought i was talking abotu her daughter.

That was a rather awkward conversation when the mother decided to march over to me and tell me about how sick I was becuase GOD FORBID her assumptions of the situation which she had just ease dropped on be wrong.

 

[staika]

I really don't say anything when in public that I shouldn't but my grandpa was one of those people who was literally fearless. So half of my family are yankees fans (the bandwagon bitches that they are) and a few years ago we were in new york going to a yankees game and on the way the windows are down and were passing the ghetto when my grandpa says very loudly "Look at all these fucking porch monkeys" needless to say the windows were closed after that and I was literally scared for my life at that point.

That's an actual racist slur? I thought, Kevin Smith made it up.

I don't know if it's actually a racist slur or not but my grandpa said it and all the people in that area looked at us funny so I'm assuming they found it insulting in some way.

 

[Les Awesome]

1st day of school
"Jesus, the first years are ugly this year!"

 

[Bigsmith]

So, a friend of mine and myself where say on bench in the middle of the main high street at lunch time, so it was really busy, discussing fetishes.

Yeah. I don't want to go into strictly what we discussed, but I'll just say that an old women sat down on the bench with us and, well, didn't stay long.

I REGRET NOTHING! :3