Think of an absolutely loathsome movie....

[lacktheknack]

Attack of the killer Tomatoes...it's actually a movie...I actually had to watch it(shudder) I feel used.

"Feeling used" is a good thing? Or did you just not read the OP?

 

[wolffy4]

Step up:...It wasn't long...yeah that's all I got for that

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

The Barbie Movie.

I win this thread.

I only watched it because my much younger sisters borrowed it from the local video store.

And the best thing I can say about it is that... is that it made my younger sisters happy and taught them a new language. Skanky American.

 

[MetaMop]

Never Back Down - Gave me satisfying contempt for those who forced me to watch it.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

The Care Bears in the Land of Jokealot

It kept the kids I was babysitting busy long enough for me to get some homework done.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The Blair Witch Project

...

It is to the film industry what the song Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit is to the music industry in that it probably breaks records for the number of times they use the word 'fuck'.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

"17 Again"

Matthew Perry clearly hates being in the movie the entire time, meaning he probably hates Zac Effron as well, which is comforting.

 

[Novokane]

tim burton's planet of the apes


...... it made me re-watch the original...

 

[CptJackRabbit]

Ishtar

I doubt anyone here has seen it.

Somemthing nice... there was like a split second boob shot??? I dunno....

 

[Ldude893]

My younger sister had the DVD. It was an abomination.

 

[ScarecrowAlone]

BloodRayne

I believe that Uwe Boll has connections to either the Mafia or the devil(probably both). While the mob went about threatening Terminal Reality into letting Boll anywhere near their franchise, Satan conjured him dopplegangers of the good actors (Michelle Rodriguez & Michael Madsen) so he could give them crap roles.

The one positive point in that movie was that those actors' careers weren't ruined by the movie.

 

[templargunman]

Zombie strippers... It had strippers... and zombies... and the first 20 minutes was bad funny at least.

 

[koether]

'The Cavern' had a cave in it. Caves are pretty cool. And then they shit all over it, but the location was nice to start with.

 

[CptJackRabbit]

Zombie strippers... It had strippers... and zombies... and the first 20 minutes was bad funny at least.

And Robert Englund was in it.

 

[SimuLord]

The Animal. Because when my friend rented it, it gave my girlfriend and me an excuse to slip off into the bedroom while he and his girl took the couch.

Now THAT is what I call a movie night.

 

[onewheeled]

Gremlins 2.

Uh, I guess the talking gremlin was kinda cool at first...

 

[Death God]

Two movies I have hated since the opening scenes but I will try.

Eragon: It.... got the characters names right. And the effects weren't all that bad.
Twilight: Ashley Greene is hot! You have to admit that it is legit.

Spoiler: See!

 

[XzarTheMad]

Sherlock Holmes. It was a decent action flick, I guess?

...it was a complete shit Sherlock Holmes interpretation, though. More like "Tony Stark is a little ***** who can't get over his butt-buddy has a girlfriend, and how did we accidentally the whole Irene Adler?"

Robert Downey Jr. wishes he was Jeremy Brett.

 

[likalaruku]

At least one annoying person dies & the techno song at the end wasn't that bad.