think up a awsome but impractical thing

[Jedamethis]

A Bear Chainsaw. It has bears instead of blades.

-Snip

Needs more teeth and claws.

Your bearchainsaw as ordered!

Sir, that is in the top 5 most awesome things I have ever seen. I tip my hat to you!

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

A grenade launcher that shoots black holes, filled with the sexiest women in the universe to lure you into it, when it's all over and done with and all humans are absorbed and killed within, the earth gets crushed like a grape. The black hole keeps growing until it eats the entire universe, then God looks at the giant fish tank on his mantle once filled with the universe and asks "what the hell?". The devil is in the kitchen making tea with a pink apron on, once he asks god how much sugar he wants you wake up in your bed, safe and sound.

 

[Theo Rob]

Bear Shark

a gun that shoots knives

A knife that shoots guns.

Freddie! [http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m315/MagnusReaper/Freddie.jpg]

Anime Freddie Mercury. Wat. What anime is that? I must know!

cromraite high school
its a cool kind of crazy

 

[Super Toast]

A solar powered flash light.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

A GOOD politician lol

the rape bomb
lazer tacos

 

[shadyh8er]

(On behalf of my brother): A superhero whose weapon of choice is bear traps.

Awesome, but how the hell would he carry the traps?

 

[shadyh8er]

A car with an engine that runs on blood that has been infected with HIV and an outer body made of moon rocks and wheels made of plutonium. You turn it on by reciting yo mama jokes in Latin and it gets a speed boost from rockets that shoot out shoop da whoop lazers. Oh and the gear shift is a deer antler and the pedals are captain hero sandwiches.

O_O

You win.

 

[mazeut]

I read a story once where someone strapped bombs to bats and trained them to go roost in enemy territory. The Bat Bomb.

 

[vanthebaron]

a pistol that shoots nucular warheads

 

[Nieroshai]

a tank made with treads of diamonds, a cannon made of the skin of orphans and armour made of live tigers!

Sir, the only way your entry isn't winning is that it doesn't have a bacon ray and breasts for the steering wheel!

 

[Nieroshai]

A girlfriend with an understandable logic.

If I have one of those, can I get a refund?
LOL jk, I haven't found one of those

 

[Theo Rob]

alcohol powered laptops

not my idea btw

 

[Nieroshai]

I read a story once where someone strapped bombs to bats and trained them to go roost in enemy territory. The Bat Bomb.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread88600/pg1

 

[supermariner]

Jet-propelled Fish fingers

 

[huh-radio]

Cheesy Cheese (with extra cheese)

Or squeezy cheesy cheese (with extra cheese).

squeezy cheezy peas?

 

[Harkonnen64]

A gun that shoots shuriken and lightning!

Oh, wait...

 

[Lieju]

Zombie ostriches. WOuld be awesome to ride, except for the rotting smell.

Also exploding cakes.

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

Since everybody's read the comics or gone to see the movies or watched the cartoons, they'll know his secret identity.

 

[cainstwin]

Some sort of program, built into most software and websites, that will correct a person's spelling, or at the very least somehow tell them that they've misspelled a word.

Something obvious. Perhaps a squiggly line underneath the offending word. It should be really easy to spot as well, they should make it bright red or something, so only an idiot could miss it.

Such a thing could change the internet as we know it

You could always use google chrome, that
has a spell check in it. I've just been told that google isn't a word by it...