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Theo Rob

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a gun that removes cancer and randomly genarates it in some other evil person's BRAIN
 

smearyllama

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I know there are already a few chainsaw related posts, but, nonetheless, here I go:

Chainsaw Hat.
 

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Burger - All the scrapings of meat from the bottom of the machine and all the orifice's of the cow blended together and put in a bun!

Chocolate flavoured cannabis (two birds with one stone).
 

EeveeElectro

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A chocolate teapot. You could make a cuppa and all the chocolate will melt, and it's soooooo nice. But the tea will be all over your lap...
 

rockera

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Theo Rob said:
a missle known as the "hothead" a chemacial warhead that sets peoples heads on non-leathal fire for 4 weeks of inconviance
hmmm...that could make sex really awkward...

haha hey Dan why's your dick on fire...well :)

OP: nuclear power cigarette but it has to be plugged in to a nuclear reactor and it instantly kills and when the cigarette goes out it detonates the reactor, and the cigarette is in the shape of a triangle.
 

Wintermoot

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a fire word its a sword that,s onfire EVERY PART OF IT! or Sword Chucks (cookie for reference) its a nunchuck with swords instead of sticks making it dangerous for the user
 

Gentleman_Reptile

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Yeah plenty of things.

.A decent Dragonball Z movie, or series of movies. One movie for the Saiyan Saga, then the Frieza Saga, then the Androids, then Cell, Then a Buu trilogy, thats how I see it.

.A free roaming Pokemon game on PS3, Xbox 360, or PC, encompasing at least the first two generations.

.A giant swimming pool filled not with water, but with red jelly.

.A breakdancing Godzilla
 

tahrey

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Rocket/jet-powered everything.

Started off thinking of a jet powered bike, because it would be fast, and batman-like, but hard to control, noisy, would drink fuel and burn the paint off other vehicles and any pedestrians that got too close (and probably your own leathers), which isn't good.

But... why not everything?
Cars, of course, which can be awesome in a variety of ways but are always non-starters in reality, from the batmobile to the turbine car prototypes of the 60s.

Chainsaws. Hoo boy. Can you imagine the stuff you could cut through when every tooth on the chain alternates with a link that has an integrated rocket motor?

Washing machines. Ponder that a moment. ROCKET POWERED WASHING MACHINE. Your clothes have never been more cleaner. Or stretched. Or on fire.

Hamsters. As if the little buggers aren't fast enough already, now they do 300mph and have the power of flight. But maybe they can be trained to go shopping for you, bringing each apple back one at a time, but superquick?

Shoes. Aw yeah. ROCKET BOOTS. Click your heels together, and suddenly you're flying. Can you feel that? Can you feel each of your legs being pulled in opposite directions with a few hundred pounds of thrust each? Or your whole body starting to spin at a thousand rpm?

Televisions. I'm not even sure how that works, but it's definitely awesome. Jet powered TV. I'm not talking about in-flight movies either.

Aeroplanes. They go real fast and can carry lots of stuff, but they need super long runways miles from anywhere.
...oh, wait, that one's real. Moving on.
 

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henritje said:
a fire word its a sword that,s onfire EVERY PART OF IT! or Sword Chucks (cookie for reference) its a nunchuck with swords instead of sticks making it dangerous for the user
I like swords!

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