think up a awsome but impractical thing

[snappydog]

If bears were currency... also, replace transport with a single lemon.

 

[Rett Silvari]

Inc: Lightsaber, teleportation, etc.

OT: Giant flying squirrels. Find/make them. Tame/train them, harness them, fly them. Everyone gets 1, and it will be their best friend till death.

Edit: I know flying squirrels glide, but these are giant ones they can fly and glide.

Voice activated parachutes for said squirrels.

 

[Gardenia]

Bear launcher.

 

[Skorpyo]

A dink-fountain that produces rocket-propelled grenades full of live bees with AIDS.

I kinda combined other posts I saw.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Any weapon involving a chainsaw. Chain-swords, chain axes, even the Lancer assault rifle from Gears of War. Are the practical? No. Are they safe. Absolutely not. It is awesome none the less? Totally.

 

[thermo1]

Bear launcher.

Chuck Norris Launcher?

 

[Theo Rob]

a gun that shoots knives

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Nuclear Wepons?
An army comprised entirerly out of deathclaws

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

A mounted turret that shoots tigers.

A cow fart-propelled space shuttle.

Toothpaste made out of toxic waste.

Panda-shaped nuclear missile.

A house made of candy.

 

[Theo Rob]

yep its there

 

[Theo Rob]

 

[MikailCaboose]

Arguably better than an anti-matter-powered one.At least you're not running the risk of blowing up an entire city when you light up.

The Monster Hunter Greatsword. Swing it and you'll go flying with it!

 

[Azure-Supernova]

A class that teaches decent Grammar.

 

[Theo Rob]

Arguably better than an anti-matter-powered one.At least you're not running the risk of blowing up an entire city when you light up.

The Monster Hunter Greatsword. Swing it and you'll go flying with it!

what about the gunlance?

 

[Elemental]

The skill to fight with a katana... But using my feet!

 

[MikailCaboose]

Arguably better than an anti-matter-powered one.At least you're not running the risk of blowing up an entire city when you light up.

The Monster Hunter Greatsword. Swing it and you'll go flying with it!

what about the gunlance?

...Okay so about half of the weapons fit that category, but GS came to mind first.

 

[superbatranger]

A cannon that shoots fuzzy spiked cannonballs. When they hit, sweet candy is injected into the wound. Your enemies can now die happy.

 

[Da Joz]

A ride on woodchipper.