Third Annual Escapist Valentine Celebrations

[PsychicTaco115]

Escapists, it's time once again to recognize the up-coming day of love with the only way we know how.

That's right, a site wide orgy.

What? We can't? Shit...

Alright, what do you guys want to do to celebrate? c:

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I'll fly back home from Ecuador, preferably unscathed by zika, and make sweet love to my girlfriend.

 

[Foolery]

Watching Deadpool that day. Most likely with my brother, if he isn't busy working. Unconditional love is an acceptable substitute for the typical romantic stuff that happens on Valentine's.

 

[MysticSlayer]

The closest I'll get to celebrating is an after-church lunch, but since we do that every week, it isn't really a Valentine's Day celebration.

Beyond that, I'll be working on school work. These websites aren't going to build themselves!

 

[King of Asgaard]

Since the 14th is a Sunday, I'll be spending it with my D&D group and our wacky hijinks. Other than that, avoiding all the usual lovey-dovey crap on various social media.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Amazingly... I'm not visiting a grave for once... the mourning finally ends. v.v

Will be gaming and my gf will be cheering... woo(!)

 

[stormtrooper9091]

same thing I do every year, absolutely bloody nothing because I hate the consumerism behind it.

 

[Fappy]

I'm planning to propose to my girlfriend that day... sorry Taco.

 

[Veldel]

I have no plans as I am single and no girl will ever like me. I also lack a car so i cant even see Deadpool

 

[FPLOON]

Deadpool, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, How To Be Single, and pizza from Dave & Buster's throughout the course of the weekend... all with friends and then some... not really in that order, per se, but I digress...

Other than that, probably masterubate watch to Boku no Pico... especially during that one scene with the only woman in the series...

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Drink myself into a coma.
Most likely alone, maybe with a friend.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Myself and a couple of friends, Matt and Maia, are goin' out for breakfast and seein' Deadpool.
I propositioned Maia for sweet lovin's, she declined.
I then propositioned Matt for sweet lovin's, he accepted.
Maia got jealous.
It's gonna be good times.

 

[LetalisK]

I will be working that day. However, my wife and I will have celebrated both Valentine's Day AND our anniversary the weekend before by getting smashed watching the Super Bowl. She's turned into such a huge Broncos fan. God forbid if there is ever a Packers vs Broncos Super Bowl again, she'd have a brain aneurysm.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well I was going to plan to watch Deadpool with my best mate (we're friend and it's not a Valentine celebration by watching the film). However since he ditched me once again (at this point, I think I'm going to give up trying to meet up with him ever again) I going to the local ice cream palour cos they are reopen on that day (close during November). No I'm not going be there to drown my sorrow.
As for Deadpool, I probably going to watched it on Friday instead.

 

[Fallow]

I'm getting naughty with my new gf.
I have gathered everything I need for a night of romance. I have 69 roses, I have a fresh salmon, I have 6 pounds of lube, I have a signed picture of the pope, I have 2 boxes of smelly tofu, I have a lifesized lovedoll of Kenny Loggins, I have brand new aviators, I have a red manbra made of sheepskin, I have red satin bedsheets, I have a dildo with a picture of Michael J Fox on the tip, and finally, I have hired two dwarves and a small llama. I am good to go.

EDIT: The gimp finally confirmed! It's go-time!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I'm really not gonna do anything other than apologize to my doggy for being gone so much.

There will be doggy cuddles.

Besides, it's a Sunday, so I will be working and trying not to pass out later in the day when I'm back home. So much working...

Then there will be beer.

 

[dalek sec]

Drink Battlestar Galactica style and play games!

Honestly, I think I pawned my dance card when the Necron codex came out a while ago.

 

[Souplex]

Unfortunately, one of my friends' birthday is on VDay, and my mum's birthday is on the 13th, so I'm stuck spending it with people I platonically care about.
If I were allowed to spend it how I wanted, I would dress in the fanciest suit possible, go to the fanciest restaurant possible, order the fanciest steak possible, and loudly proclaim how great it is that as a single man I get to spend all of my money on myself.

 

[Souplex]

I'll fly back home from Ecuador, preferably unscathed by zika, and make sweet love to my girlfriend.

They're looking into the possibility that zika can be transmitted sexually, take precautions please.