This ad will ruin your childhood...

[MorphingDragon]

So I assume most of us were Crash Bandicoot fans before the PS2 games started getting made. Well I've stumbled across a promo for Crash 2 so bad that it really does make you cringe and withe in pain.

 

[Seieko Pherdo]

How many drugs were taken before they filmed this?

 

[Auninteligentname]

WTF? I stopped at 0:19. I couldn't take the fact that Crash Bandicoot just talked... In a real voice which you could understand...

 

[LilRock1976]

Wow horrible script, bad voice work, just atrocious.

 

[Kalith]

Uhh.. I am deeply insulted. I sound nothing like that!

D:

 

[l3o2828]

....Well, it did ruin my childhood, i hope you are happy.

 

[Galaxy Roll]

This is a work of art. If there were a museum dedicated to horrible trailers, this would the main exhibit every day of the week.

 

[teqrevisited]

I was warned. 16 seconds was all I could take.

 

[enzilewulf]

Watched it all. Crash was the first game I ever played on the PS1. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Crash was never supposed to talk! I remember the last game I ever played of this series the only character that talked was CoCo and her only line was watch out Crash.

And it looks as if they made the trailer in fucking Garrys mod.

 

[crudus]

I watched the whole thing, and I hate myself. Why is Crash talking? Better question: why won't he shut the fuck up?

 

[Bagged Milk]

I made it through. It was baaaad. although one line was pretty funny "why don't you take a 12 step program off a 10 step pier!" I thought it was funny.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Well...allow me to post my reaction in the form of a video:

Stopped at 7 seconds.

 

[Moraki]

I remenber waking in tears at night after i saw that and dremt about it....not jokeing

 

[Tonythion]

I literally started crying.

I hope your happy.

Again I'm not lying, I'm actually crying....

CB was the first game I've ever played. Crash was my all time favorite character until I was like 15...NOOOOOOOO

 

[Lullabye]

"But what I really want is Crystals. We need Crystals more than ever before because-*sniff* *sniff*"
.....Have we been collecting crack cocaine for Crash all this time?

 

[Pibb Omega]

That physically hurt, you bastard.

 

[viranimus]

Well... uh, my childhood is firmly in tact.

Its just a bad video game commercial, that has earned its place in the pantheon of bad video game commercials.

Only thing this did is make me feel old considering I was prolly about early to mid 20s when this was out. So yeah, no real effect on my childhood and my early adulthood could give two shits about a crash game.

 

[Tax_Document]

Why...?

WHHHHYYY...?

 

[theultimateend]

Still a great game.

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

That's what happens when you stretch a 30 second commercial into 3 and a half minutes. Only Billy Mays could have pull that off.