This ad will ruin your childhood...

[DustyDrB]

Wow...Crash really wants some crystal. I'll give him Walter White's contact info...

 

[Ready2Go]

1:20, thats when it suddenly went black.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Dude, I think that's pretty old. And nothing fucked my childhood over more than this:

 

[PlasmaFrog]

That's what happens when you stretch a 30 second commercial into 3 and a half minutes. Only Billy Mays could have pull that off.

HI! Billy Mays here with this fantastic new product!

Have you ever seen one of those intensively gruesome moments where you've seen something that you couldn't unsee? Never again! Presenting are new, fantastic product - Eye Bleach! Never again go through the hassle of trying to wash away those bad visions!

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I don't even like Crash Bandicoot and that was really disheartening, its like they told the script writer and the only random Australian guy that would do voice work for free to try to be as lack luster as possible.

 

[loc978]

Having no real frame of reference, this was pretty much what I expected. The first game came out when I was fifteen... and that ad is pretty much what I figured it was like at the time.

 

[electric_warrior]

13 seconds was too much for me

That shit was worse than two girls one cup

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

That's what happens when you stretch a 30 second commercial into 3 and a half minutes. Only Billy Mays could have pull that off.

HI! Billy Mays here with this fantastic new product!

Have you ever seen one of those intensively gruesome moments where you've seen something that you couldn't unsee? Never again! Presenting are new, fantastic product - Eye Bleach! Never again go through the hassle of trying to wash away those bad visions!

WINNER WINNER COCAINE DINNER!

Sorry, that was in bad taste.

I'l now allow Billy Mays to descend from the heavens and slap my shit.

For intermission, and anti-rage for the Fairly Oddparents:

 

[jhlip]

Well damn. Now I know why people always say bad things about Crash.

 

[Techsmart07]

I think the thread should be changed from This ad will ruin your childhood... to How long can you watch this before wanting to pummel someone? I got 16 seconds (excluding prior impulses).
As for the fairly oddparents... no...

 

[charlest92]

I made it to the end................. I am deeply ashamed of myself now.

 

[BanicRhys]

Watched it all, it was pretty bad (where the hell would they have played that, I've never seen a 3+ minute ad before) but my childhood was not destroyed, mostly because I never really played Crash all that much.

 

[Javarock]

Dude, I think that's pretty old. And nothing fucked my childhood over more than this:

Same, Good god the first time I saw it my childhood fell apart...

Also

I Guess we just learned how to slaughter a fan base in less then Four minutes...

 

[aDuck]

I made it to the end................. I am deeply ashamed of myself now.

This... Sadly.

 

[SammiYin]

If I had seen this trailer when I was a boy I would have cried myself to sleep every night, knowing I owned this game.

 

[Sprinal]

I managed to watch the whole thing but.... The sadest thing is about this is that they are serious. If it was a joke that would have been fine but this is worse than the Dead Space 2 ad campeign.

 

[Griffolion]

I am speechless, so I will let Professor Farnsworth do my talking for me:

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Funny, I played this game when I was about 6, but never saw this ad.

I made it through, and actually managed to chuckle a bit at some of the dialogue, but the rest was just...no.

 

[Theo Rob]

Dude, I think that's pretty old. And nothing fucked my childhood over more than this:

Well...allow me to post my reaction in the form of a video:

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nuff said