This game SUCKS! The complainer complains about minor mistakes in great games.
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While nothing is perfect your complaints about Left 4 Dead seem off the mark. When you criticize a game imagine what would happen if the developers took you seriously.
Example:
Bill (the old guy) can't run as fast as the other members. In online play who ever gets randomly assigned to Bill would rage quit because every one else has an unfair advantage.
Weapons that Jam, do you want to be living out your zombie apocalypse fantasy when your entire team suffers random weapon jam and gets eaten for no reason other than the random timer decided they should die now?
Boomer bile attracting zombies after the initial explosion. Do you want to pause the team for an arbitrary amount of time just because some one shot a boomer in a choke point?
My point is Valve designers are pretty smart people. While some of their choices you might see as flaws, if you stop to think about the alternatives, there are much greater flaws to be had.
Example:
Bill (the old guy) can't run as fast as the other members. In online play who ever gets randomly assigned to Bill would rage quit because every one else has an unfair advantage.
Weapons that Jam, do you want to be living out your zombie apocalypse fantasy when your entire team suffers random weapon jam and gets eaten for no reason other than the random timer decided they should die now?
Boomer bile attracting zombies after the initial explosion. Do you want to pause the team for an arbitrary amount of time just because some one shot a boomer in a choke point?
My point is Valve designers are pretty smart people. While some of their choices you might see as flaws, if you stop to think about the alternatives, there are much greater flaws to be had.
You know, i found myself annoyed at DISSIDIA because during the replay editing you can change camera angles, but you can only have 200 camera angles (200 regardless of being static or motion angles) AND you can't rewind. At this point of complaining of such a petty thing, i hit myself for being such a idiot. Its a near perfect game and im picking at such minor things? Shame on me.
You're questioning the logic of the game instead of the gameplay, graphics, or online play? This isn't nit picking. This is bullshitting.Cliff_m85 said:
Would you like you're guns to jam? Would you prefer no stockpiles of ammo? Would it be better if boomers alerted the horde ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL every time you blow them up? And would you honestly appreciate if the hunter clawed your eyes out so you couldn't see for the rest of the mission?
Plus you're paragraph on the characters made no sense whatsoever.
I don't know what it was like on the Xbox but on the pc it was a circular remake of old atari classic "frog."Icehearted said:
Since then I have been using cheats to mess with the game. I found the the game rewards you more experience if you take down something bigger than you.
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It was a bit like the old Simon Says game, only rather than memorizing patters you had to push what you saw as soon as you'd seen it like a rhythm game.SomeUnregPunk said:
The pc version annoyed the heck out of me that I just paid to get past it since the controls were iffy. How was the control like in that minigame?Icehearted said:
Why do people like Dissida? To beat that game all you got to do is circle strafe the target, use one attack till your brave is maxed out and then use your attack button for the kill. rinse and repeat. I found guilty gear and tekken harder than that game.
I still fail to see how Nintendo have not noticed that having only one save file in Pokemon doesn't strike them as failing to evolve.
I personally find it shocking that I have to post my intention to parody or mock in a thread which clearly states that this is its entire reason for existing. What, do these same people get all offended about the portrayal of alcoholics in Cheers or something?MaxTheReaper said:
For a horrible half-second, I understand how Yahtzee feels.
Personally, I think this was a great thread idea and I wish more people could get into the spirit of things.
Strangely, he has not been punished in the slightest for behaving like an eight-year old on Xbox Live. No offense to Xbox Live-using 8-year olds intended.
You would.
And I fear the Banhammer. [small]It's always watching me.[/small]
Heh. See, that's why my vampires don't sparkle. And the main two vampire characters are both girls, and the guy is the human.Thunderhorse94 said:Yeah sure go for it, I have a hunch that you will make a lot of money and will have a massive fan-base. But there's a couple catches:Cliff_m85 said:May I make one about a zombie who has been undead for 100+ years and rather than eat humans he eats animals. He could also be in love with a teenager and sparkle out in the sunlight.Curtmiester said:
Everyone not in the fanbase will hate you with a passion that burns like a raging fire.
You have to hand in all dignity before you start.
Enjoy!
[small]Please don't kill me...[/small]
To be completely honest, after reading your post I am worried that you will end up (at the least) suspended for a while, after all, I've seen people get suspended for much less. And if that happens it will definitely be a shame, regardless of whether you say you don't fear the banhammer or not, because the guy you quoted (lol-whatever-the-hell-his-name-was) was the idiot there and was the one in the wrong. He's probably spamming the report button now, so just watch out. Personally, I agreed completely with your post, though I'd have phrased it all differently that's only because I really want to be Neo... But I think you pretty much summed up the thoughts of an entire thread (or at least me, you and Samurai) in the way we'd all post if we weren't scared of the mods...MaxTheReaper said:
First, learn to spell. You say you're 14, and yet I'm guessing most 14 year-olds can spell much better then you and being new at the website is not a justification, as you can simply look at the way other people post.In my opinion Max was justified in the fact that you were telling "Your Mom" jokes/insults and that you missed the point of the thread completely, which unfortunately happened to a lot of other people. You're somewhat justified in the not knowing how to use the quote button though.lolcatize said: