This game SUCKS! The complainer complains about minor mistakes in great games.

[badgersprite]

Batman Arkham Asylum. Why didn't I ever get to see The Riddler?! Also, there was no Catwoman. Forget the fact that it has fluid gameplay and a nearly flawless presentation, those sins make it irredeemable. 1/10 Riddler Trophies collected for this area.

Abe's Oddyssey. The response to my gamespeak commands on the keyboard is a little slow, and the lack of quicksaves makes save scumming impossible which is too much of a penalty for hamhanded players who want to get 100% completion and the perfect ending. One of my favourite games of all time? Pssh. Liked it better on PlayStation. 1/100 Employees Escaped. 99 Casualties.

MediEvil. Sir Fortesque has horrible voice acting. I can't understand a word he's saying. Kills the immersion. Chalice of Life at 10%.

 

[captaincabbage]

Every Pokemon game on a Gameboy.

Only one save file. Fuck off.

Alright, I think we need a really fucking epic high five right here.

OT: FINAL FANTASY XIII, or more accurately, "TEEN ANGST XIII: THE ANGSTENING."

Fuck that game. I can't stand it's level of uber-retardation. Here's an idea for you, Square Enix, how about you try not showing off all the cool shit your character can do in the cutscenes and then specifically make it so that, not only can you not do that shit in the game, but you do the EXACT OPPOSITE. Running down a corridor with invisible walls and icicles blocking any temptation of breaking linearity is NOT the same as flying through the air on a super-mega-flying-jet-gun-bike whist watching fireworks.
And why is EVERY game character in JRPGs heavily angst ridden? Whole characters revolve around angst in certain games and bring nothing to the table as far as interesting dialogue and character development are concerned.

This pretty much sums up EVERY Final Fantasy game.

 

[Eumersian]

I hated Dead Rising.

Yes, you could say that it was because I wasn't good at it. But why I wasn't good at it was because I thought Capcom handled the whole zombie outbreak a little stupidly.

They made them infinitely respawning. I have no problem with infinite enemies, but why did I not see them enter through the doors or grates separating the parts of the mall when I was at those locations, but as soon as I slaughtered a whole bunch of zombies and turned around and would see another horde flocking towards me? Where did they come from? Are they too shy to open doors when I'm looking at them? Did a wizard do it? The should have been infinite, don't get me wrong. It would be pretty boring to walk through an empty mall by the end of the game. However, it became needlessly tedious to have to fight an infinitely respawning horde just to get from one end of the food court to the other.

Speaking of respawning, how the hell can the convicts respawn? They're aren't faceless zombies. They are unique enemies that I shouldn't have to kill every time I want to cross the courtyard.

On a lesser complaint, the targeting could have been a little more user-friendly.

That's all I've got.

 

[Cliff_m85]

And lo, the thread rose from the grave near Halloween.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

ummm... if your going to go all out angry on a game, don't do the fake angry. I never found that any funny, at all.

 

[Eumersian]

I would probly end up righting a block of text so il just say ..... MW ....

I want to see your block of text. I personally found the game to be underwhelming. Just a light diversion between releases of good titles.

 

[Semudara]

ummm... if your going to go all out angry on a game, don't do the fake angry. I never found that any funny, at all.

Uhhh...then you're on the wrong thread, my friend.

 

[=HCFS=Discoman]

what I like is the part about 'zombies do this' when there is now way a zombie apocalypse could happen.
first off, dead bodies rot. secondly, they freeze in cold areas, and rot quickly in hot areas. less than a week and it would be over.

 

[Timmehexas]

Probably been mentioned several times but have to say it anyway, your "interpretation" of what a "real" zombie is as about as legitimate as the next persons. Ideas change and grow all the time, zombies in fact started out as a voodoo concept where it was merely the act of a voodoo priest controlling someone else's mind. If you don't like fast paced zombies, that's fine just don't go around saying they aren't "real" zombies.

 

[Kadoodle]

Assassin's Creed 2 had a lame HUD...at least in comparison with AC1

 

[Legion IV]

Oh. An angry reviewer. How original. *cough Zero Punctuation cough*

Let me just say. If you're going to be an overly technical reviewer, don't put a score at the end. It just makes you seem like the world's worst critic.

oh man that food your feeding him is just so tasty. What is this premuim troll food? Now if i could only find that pic of the two trolls high fiving.

OP: Good stuff i enjoy all the rage coming from everyone from your cleary satirical reveiw. Its hilarious if you changed the name of the game you reveiwed to FFXIII and changed some key tearms you'd be getting praise. The majority of people here are a baised bunch.