This is a Public Service Announcement... please...

[fanklok]

yay more fun games it starts off with an announcement then what the people hearing it should do
example

poster one: this is public service announcement, the roof is on fire

poster two: please run around in circles screaming
this is a public service announcement...

you get the idea? good let us begin with

this is a public service announcement, the beatles have arisen as zombies

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

..quick get anything that they can sign for more money from eBay

This is a public service announcement aliens have landed in Iowa

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Quick tear down the corn fields. They will be pissed that there art work is gone.


This a public service announcement. There a bomb in the building.

 

[dalek sec]

Please set off the counter bomb to defeat the bomb in the building.

This is a public service announcement. The Cylons look like us now.

 

[Berethond]

So please, point out the attractive ones.

This is a public service announcement -- It's the end of the world as we know it.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

So please go out and buy as many R.E.M Albums as you can. There sublimal instructions will help you out.

This is a public service announcement. Twilight fans have actually become vampires.

 

[Neonbob]

So please, get out your crossbows and some holy water. It's gonna be a fun night.

This is a public service announcement, hordes of large moths have come down upon the city.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

So please divert your power to this extremly large lightbulb that is conviently placed next to this giant can of bug spray.

This is a public service announcement, Chuck Norris has decided that the human race should not live.

 

[Neonbob]

So please, just go to his house with a shotgun, and line up. This will be over shortly.

This is a public service announcement, the buses of the nation have gained sentience, and have refused to take "you stinky, smelly, worthless pieces of flesh," anywhere.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

So please ride a bike.

This is a public service announcement, Multiple Robots are in disguised.

 

[F17]

So please, move to a different town if your local costume supply shop is out of stock.

This is a public service announcement - Tuesday is international hit-your-neighbour-with-a-cricket-bat day.

 

[Neonbob]

So please, don't put any "special" fillers in the cricket bats.

This is a public service announcement: the sun has announced that it intends to expand and envelop the planet in just three days.

 

[terribleyetfun]

quick appease the sun with sacrifices of small children

This is a public service announcement- your hair looks stupid.

 

[Neonbob]

So get to a damned barber shop. Save us the hassle of tracking you down with hedge clippers.

This is a public service announcement: The air you are breathing has been shown to cause cancer.

 

[dalek sec]

Please switch over to bottled air.

This is a public service announcement: The dead have returned to life to attack the living.

 

[Insanum]

Please standby.

This is a public service announcement: Please be aware of unattended packages.

 

[Neonbob]

So please live out your lifelong dreams of bashing the heads of zombies with reckless abandon.
Booby trap any luggage you suspect to belong to the 'wrong kind of person.'

This is a public service announcement: a nuclear warhead has been found in your sphincter.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

So please go to a remote area,blindfold yourself, and please countdown your final seconds

This is a public service announcement,M rated games are now banned.

 

[Souplex]

So please sneak as much sex and violence into E rated games.

This is a public service announcement; ugly people have ugly children.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

So please stop killing the children and kill the source.

This is a public service announcement,The bird is the word.