This is a Public Service Announcement... please...

[F17]

So please, help to spread the word far and wide.

This is a public service announcement - beware of snowboarding penguins in the winter months.

 

[MasterSqueak]

So please, carry firearms with you when leaving secured sectors.

This is a public service announcement, welcome, to City 17.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Drink the water.

This is a public service announcement, mutant tyrannosaurs are loose in aisle 4.

 

[mikecoulter]

Close aisle 4.

This is a public service announcement, Michael Jackson faked his death.

 

[ravensshade]

please hide all your little boys.

this is a public service announcement, china has created a large army and declared war on the world

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye

this is a public service announcement, hells froze over

 

[Azraellod]

please donate as much petrol as possible to the nearest drop off point, so we can once again get hell lit up, and the damned can continue their suffering.

this is a public service announcement, a new species of sentient onion has just been discovered.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Now all the emo kids have a reason to cry.

This is a public service announcement, womens boobs everywhere are falling off!

 

[fanklok]

please report to the nearest plastic surgeon

this is a public service announcement bears are evil

 

[Neonbob]

So please ready your traps. If you have no bear traps, landmines will do in a pinch. If you have neither of those, it sucks to be you.

This is a public service announcement: If you have green eyes, it is likely that you will burst into flames in the next five minutes.

 

[jackanderson]

So please, start reading out that awful joke from Fantastic 4 film when you see anyone whilst you're on fire.

This is a public service announcement: Lady GaGa is coming to YOUR TOWN/CITY!

 

[Neonbob]

So please ready your firebombs and earplugs. It's on, people.

This is a public service announcement: we have been tracking you all by using microchips implanted in your brains as babies. Just thought we'd tell you now.

 

[War Penguin]

So please, say the most uninteresting things so we can bore the people spying on us.

This is a public service announcement: Your computer will explode in three, two, one...

 

[ravensshade]

so please run away before you see that this is a joke

this is a public service announcement underpants gnomes are coming to steal your underpants

 

[hopeneverdies]

Quick lock your dressers

This is a public service announcement, the three bears are coming to your neighborhood armed with paintball guns.

 

[Berethond]

So please form your teams now.

This is a PSA: The cake is being delivered tomorrow.

 

[hopeneverdies]

Then stick a nail file in it on the way to the prison

This is a PSA: All money will become worthless in a week

 

[Berethond]

So please, stock up on bottle caps.

This is a Purblic Service Announcement: This is madness.

 

[hopeneverdies]

No, you're in Sparta, madness is that way.

This is a PSA: Groundhogs no longer cast shadows.

 

[Nemorov]

so kill that famous one in Pennsylvania and use him for a hat.

This is a Public Service announcement: closet monsters are real