"This is gonna suck" gaming moments
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Fallout 3. Just as you leave the vault for the first time. You have an entire "world" to explore! First thing I do: Go exploring! Unfortunately... The first place I go to is a campground with a Deathclaw. I'm only level 3, and this thing INSTANTLY turns around and chases me down. I turn to run, and a Yao Guai is right behind me mauling my face off. Three words ran through ym head at that point: "God... Damn... It...."
Silent Hill 4: The Room
You just turn a corner, and see about sixteen - that's SIXTEEN - of the double headed child ghosts. All pointing and laughing. And you realize that Eileen still has a cast on, and can barely mobilize and you're kinda low on health replenishment items.
"Oh... damn. Uhhhhh... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
You just turn a corner, and see about sixteen - that's SIXTEEN - of the double headed child ghosts. All pointing and laughing. And you realize that Eileen still has a cast on, and can barely mobilize and you're kinda low on health replenishment items.
"Oh... damn. Uhhhhh... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
I was playing Supreme Commander Forged Alliance. Certain parties had gone all out and made several of the Seraphim's Experimental Tech Nuke Launchers. The ones that require two interceptor missiles to shoot down.
Now my strategy is a heavy turtling. Class 3 shield generators and stationary defenses. I more or less had the nut that couldn't be cracked without waves and waves of high tech boys.
Anyway, at this point in time, I was unaware of the fact that it would take two interceptors to shoot down incoming missiles and had only some (relatively) light anti-missile systems online. So I hear the "Nuclear Launch Detected" and go "Pfft, I've got interceptors". Horror of horrors when my entire forward fire base is wiped out.
"Nuclear Launch Detected. Nuclear Launch Detected. Nuclear Launch Detected."
BALLS!
Now my strategy is a heavy turtling. Class 3 shield generators and stationary defenses. I more or less had the nut that couldn't be cracked without waves and waves of high tech boys.
Anyway, at this point in time, I was unaware of the fact that it would take two interceptors to shoot down incoming missiles and had only some (relatively) light anti-missile systems online. So I hear the "Nuclear Launch Detected" and go "Pfft, I've got interceptors". Horror of horrors when my entire forward fire base is wiped out.
"Nuclear Launch Detected. Nuclear Launch Detected. Nuclear Launch Detected."
BALLS!
Age of Empires 2: the Conquerors
4v4 Team islands
(2 large islands next to each other surrounded by water.)
One ally makes a navy, clears out the seas between the islands and puts up blockades
I make a force of cavalry and Trebs.
another ally makes 150 elite LONGBOWMEN.
Take our combined forces to other teams island
start ANNIHILATING EVERYTHING.
Everything went better than expected.. wait whats that on the minimap
The Entire Other Team. sneaked around the edge of the map. and entrenched themselves on the southern end of our island.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(we managed to hold them off and destroy them after another HOUR. closest match I have EVER played.)
4v4 Team islands
(2 large islands next to each other surrounded by water.)
One ally makes a navy, clears out the seas between the islands and puts up blockades
I make a force of cavalry and Trebs.
another ally makes 150 elite LONGBOWMEN.
Take our combined forces to other teams island
start ANNIHILATING EVERYTHING.
Everything went better than expected.. wait whats that on the minimap
The Entire Other Team. sneaked around the edge of the map. and entrenched themselves on the southern end of our island.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(we managed to hold them off and destroy them after another HOUR. closest match I have EVER played.)
It's halfway between my 6 Tank Finale on Swamp Fever: Plantation or my 10 Witch Hard Rain: Sugar Mill on Left 4 Dead 2...I recorded the 10 Witches, too...
I also get really tired whenever I play Far Cry 2, because there is no possible way to use stealth in that game...killed a guy with the machete before he could say a word, the next thing you know the whole village of Mokumba instantly knows where I am at all moments...
I also get really tired whenever I play Far Cry 2, because there is no possible way to use stealth in that game...killed a guy with the machete before he could say a word, the next thing you know the whole village of Mokumba instantly knows where I am at all moments...
In tetris when i have a line of blocks stacked on others leaving one block gaps all across the closest bar to the top and all it keeps giving me are those GOD DAMN RED SQUARES. No but seriously in farcry 2 when im being surrounded by trucks with those fucking grenade launcher mounted guns, and my helper is off picking his nose with an ak47 or the first time you fight sephiroth in kingdom hearts 2
Kingdom Hearts 2, when you get screwed over by Anti Form when you're using something that will usually use up all your drive points.
"Come on, Master Form Master Form Master Form SONOFA-!"
"Come on, Master Form Master Form Master Form SONOFA-!"
Okay prototype:
Alex first meet the Hunter. He led him to a military base filled to the brim with a shitload of soldiers. Now the Hunter was hard enough, what with the claws powerup during bascailly nothing but scracthing the ugly son of a *****, but now we have over twenty guards shooting at us. So after a while, I killed him.
Then moar showed up, and moar till the game just said 'Fuck it, blow this shit up.'
Alex first meet the Hunter. He led him to a military base filled to the brim with a shitload of soldiers. Now the Hunter was hard enough, what with the claws powerup during bascailly nothing but scracthing the ugly son of a *****, but now we have over twenty guards shooting at us. So after a while, I killed him.
Then moar showed up, and moar till the game just said 'Fuck it, blow this shit up.'
