This is just amazing....

[Jamash]

I love these little gems from the Halo & Bully Reviews.

Halo
When a player kills another player, he goes to the corpse and does something called "tea bagging". I'm not going to describe this since it's gross, but, according to Skeet, it's something that homosexuals do to each other. Why would they do this in a game!?

Bully
I had to try every boy in town just to find the ones that would kiss me. It was gross! After one of the boys asked me if I wanted to play "shirts and skins", I quickly turned off the Playstation because I didn't want to see what that was (Pastor Skeet later told me it's homosexual slang).

I find the idea that he's asking Pastor Skeet to explain what these things are, is hilarious, yet also more than just a little bit sinister.

"Pastor Skeet, what is tea-bagging?"
"Well Kyle, it's when one 'evil sodomite' lies on the floor with his mouth wide open, and then another 'travesty in the eyes of God', squats above him, naked, & puts his balls into his mouth, much like how you and I would make a cup of tea."
"Ewww gross! But..but how do you know this, Pastor Skeet?"
"Well my my, you're curious today aren't you Kyle. Lock the door & I'll explain..."

This has to be satirical right? I mean nobody actually really thinks like this, or gets advice on homosexual slang & techniques from their Pastor?

The undertones remind me of an old Rowan Atkinson sketch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4t03uBWYCw] about a priest talking about fellatio.

Not to mention that the picture of Pastor Skeet looks like Ned Flanders. It has to be a joke, right?

If this isn't satire & is for real, then I think the fact that when playing Bully he

had to try every boy in town just to find the ones that would kiss me.

suggests he's so far in the closet he's entered Narnia.

 

[Limos]

I want to red it, but I'm getting 503 service error, probably all the people on this site ate up all the bandwith.

 

[white_salad]

"In it you play Nick, an immigrant recently arrived to Liberty City" This is truly the best part. I love playing as nick, in GTAVI.

 

[crazy-j]

lol as yatzee puts it the internet truly is a piss stained swamp land

 

[Me Am Greatest Warrior]

Go Lambuel! [/quote]
Oh no! Ice cream is a sin! Be damned Ben & Jerry! Be damned!


T-Rexs were herbivores? Really? Jee, I didn't know those steak knives in their mouths were for eating veggies.[/quote]

Actually, they ate entire trees, that's why their teeth are so big and sharp.

 

[Whobajube]

LMAO, that site is a joke for sure.