This Is Not What it Looks Like!

[zombiejoe]

Let's say you are happily married to a lovley wife and/or huspand, have a nice young child, and a great home. You then wake up to find a gun in your hand and blood all over your body. You killed your lover. Suddenly you see your child has seen the whole thing. WHAT DO YOU DO!? Do you tell your child a big lie, do you take your life and your childs. Do you tell him or her you don't no what happend and accept your fate? WHAT DO YOU DO?!

 

[Booze Zombie]

I say "fuck, this is stupid" and wake up.

 

[ae86gamer]

Wow.. that's one really messed up situation.

I'd probably start hyperventilating and cry. Yeah, I'd cry a lot.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I tell you that this should be in forum games.

This should be in forum games.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Blame video games.

 

[zombiejoe]

I tell you that this should be in forum games.

This should be in forum games.

um...what?
Why

 

[That One Six]

I'd blink a few times and just stare about, wondering how the hell it had happened. Also, I don't like childerkin.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I tell you that this should be in forum games.

This should be in forum games.

um...what?
Why

Because it's a game?

 

[zombiejoe]

Wow.. that's one really messed up situation.

I'd probably start hyperventilating and cry. Yeah, I'd cry a lot.

Didn't you also say you would cry in my 5 minutes to live thread? Or was that someone else.

 

[zombiejoe]

I tell you that this should be in forum games.

This should be in forum games.

um...what?
Why

Because it's a game?

No, no it is not. This is an off topic

 

[BonsaiK]

Let's say you are happily married to a lovley wife and/or huspand, have a nice young child, and a great home. You then wake up to find a gun in your hand and blood all over your body. You killed your lover. Suddenly you see your child has seen the whole thing. WHAT DO YOU DO!? Do you tell your child a big lie, do you take your life and your childs. Do you tell him or her you don't no what happend and accept your fate? WHAT DO YOU DO?!

I wake up. I'm obviously dreaming because I'll never be in this type of nuclear family scenario in real life.

 

[ae86gamer]

Wow.. that's one really messed up situation.

I'd probably start hyperventilating and cry. Yeah, I'd cry a lot.

Didn't you also say you would cry in my 5 minutes to live thread? Or was that someone else.

Probably. But I think its reasonable. If I know I'm going to die then I'm going to cry.

 

[jimmy509]

Shoot him, you don't need any witnesses.

 

[captainkrunch]

well if im insane enough to kill my "lover" then im obviously insane enough to kill my child and cleverly hide it as a cold war action performed by the russians in order to hide their real plan to blow up the great wall of china and let in the mongolians so that the mexicans can summon cthulu

 

[zombiejoe]

well if im insane enough to kill my "lover" then im obviously insane enough to kill my child and cleverly hide it as a cold war action performed by the russians in order to hide their real plan to blow up the great wall of china and let in the mongolians so that the mexicans can summon cthulu

best...idea...evar

 

[iggyus]

well if im insane enough to kill my "lover" then im obviously insane enough to kill my child and cleverly hide it as a cold war action performed by the russians in order to hide their real plan to blow up the great wall of china and let in the mongolians so that the mexicans can summon cthulu

This pretty much. All hail the Great Old Ones!

 

[mangus]

I wonder at being able to aim and fire a gun while maintaining unconsciousness. Then I cover it all up, the kid will be traumatized and probably repress the whole incident, so I don't have to worry about that.

 

[reyttm4]

Update Twitter.

"OMG just killed wife OLOLOLOLOLOLOL"