This is what happens when people have no clue what they are talking about

[xvbones]

Really? If a police officer were to pull me up in the car and accuse me of pedophilia due to a pedobear sticker on my car, I wouldn't be able to help laughing.

See, here's the problem, right here, and here's where it stops being funny.

Because our justice system is somewhat bewilderingly retarded, if you are pulled over for that sticker and this the cops have Reasonable Suspicion (tm), they can go through every byte of data on your computer in search of child pornography. Seriously dude God help you if you have any Hentai pictures anywhere that portray any characters not obviously over 18 - ie, any chick with tits under quadruple-E.

Sex Offender Registry is for life.

 

[Risingblade]

Of course! A padephile bear is the perfect disguise for a pedophile

 

[Creator002]

Really? If a police officer were to pull me up in the car and accuse me of pedophilia due to a pedobear sticker on my car, I wouldn't be able to help laughing.

See, here's the problem, right here, and here's where it stops being funny.

Because our justice system is somewhat bewilderingly retarded, if you are pulled over for that sticker and this the cops have Reasonable Suspicion (tm), they can go through every byte of data on your computer in search of child pornography. Seriously dude God help you if you have any Hentai pictures anywhere that portray any characters not obviously over 18 - ie, any chick with tits under quadruple-E.

Sex Offender Registry is for life.

Jeez. That's scary. Thank God I don't actually have a sticker and am not in America.[footnote]Not saying I actually store porn on my computer, but any totally uncleared browser history...[/footnote]

 

[Gearhead mk2]

Why is everything turning into Fox News?

 

[Truehare]

In other news, aliens are infiltrating our society without anyone noticing. They recognize each other by the enigmatic phrase "all your base are blong to us"...

Also:

I'd say that anyone that legitimately thought the people that made that news segment should be shot are far worse than the people that made the report. That's fucking ridiculous, dude, hyperbole or not.

It's just silly, uninformed people "informing" other uninformed people with uninformed news.

If people were shot for that every time, we'd be damn near out of people.

Not to mention this is FAAAAAAAAAAR from the first time this has happened to Pedobear...

I don't see how using hyperbole in this case is more ridiculous than the news itself. Besides, if people were shot for that and we ran out of people because of it, I also fail to see how it would be a bad thing: overpopulation would not be a problem anymore AND mankind's average IQ level would increase dramatically.

Of course, I am only joking. And having the need to make this clear, THAT really makes me feel ridiculous...

 

[RagTagBand]

"This is not simply dark humour, this is not a joke"

Yes it is. That is exactly what it it.

 

[thiosk]

So this video is hysterical.

HOWEVER:

How would you properly explain pedobear? I mean, "lol hes a bear that steals childrinz lol" pretty much does sum it up, but to the uninitiated that sounds horrible.

I have no idea how to explain it. Someone help.

 

[jelock]

Do some of these stations even bother researching stuff before they broadcast?

Made me think of this though (starts from 1:00 but just watch the whole clip anyway)

 

[neonsword13-ops]

My Reaction:

Man, next we'll be using the Nyan Cat as a symbol of drug abuse.

 

[ZeroMachine]

In other news, aliens are infiltrating our society without anyone noticing. They recognize each other by the enigmatic phrase "all your base are blong to us"...

Also:

I'd say that anyone that legitimately thought the people that made that news segment should be shot are far worse than the people that made the report. That's fucking ridiculous, dude, hyperbole or not.

It's just silly, uninformed people "informing" other uninformed people with uninformed news.

If people were shot for that every time, we'd be damn near out of people.

Not to mention this is FAAAAAAAAAAR from the first time this has happened to Pedobear...

I don't see how using hyperbole in this case is more ridiculous than the news itself. Besides, if people were shot for that and we ran out of people because of it, I also fail to see how it would be a bad thing: overpopulation would not be a problem anymore AND mankind's average IQ level would increase dramatically.

Of course, I am only joking. And having the need to make this clear, THAT really makes me feel ridiculous...

It's a knee-jerk reaction of mine. Joking about killing someone for being misinformed rarely makes me laugh, and usually makes me cringe. Tough for me to explain.

 

[jawakiller]

Me and spongebob agree on this one.
Bahahahahaha.

Wow. Talk about old news, people. Pedobear has been around for a really long time now. And the news just got about talking about it now? Would hate to see what would happen if there was something actually dangerous occuring.

A special news report.
"In New York, the Russians have finally attacked the United States. As Congress scrambles to reach a resolution, many people die. Please do not enter the city as we have heard the Russians are armed and dangerous. Please Stay indoors and have a good night"

Top Comment: ... That happened last year.

 

[Spy_Guy]

I have never laughed so hard. Thank ye kindly for sharing this comedy gold.

 

[Saltyk]

And people wonder why no one is properly informed on anything. If the news isn't just plan wrong (like here) then you can find someone to say what you want to hear. And that goes for everyone. Not just the side you don't like.

Of course! A padephile bear is the perfect disguise for a pedophile

My God. It's just crazy enough to work! Warn the people!

"This is not simply dark humour, this is not a joke"

Yes it is. That is exactly what it it.

That's exactly what I thought when they said that in this video.

 

[Urgh76]

Fucking embarrassing. The news station and everyone related to this piece should be shot.*



*Hyperbole.

Never took the time to watch this all the way through

Then I saw the Penn State joke made in there; and bust several of my intestines from laughter. (Around 1:38)

But this doesn't really come as much of a shock to me as my faith in humanity can't really get any lower

 

[Beautiful End]

Is that an Alburquerque news station? Oh, gods! That's close to my town!

Hey...I wonder if they've heard of the dangers of Troll Dad. Or Depression Dog. WAIT! Dating Site Murderer!

Spoiler

Mmm, yes. It appears the responsibility falls upon me.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

All I can say is...
I don't want to live on this planet anymore... I mean honestly people. can we not even have our memes anymore?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I feel the need to apologize for my state, as I've realized that this is actually my local news station.

Seriously, they mentioned the University of New Mexico? That's where I am RIGHT NOW.

Sorry, it's just a little weird is all. Anyway.

 

[JasonKaotic]

...Ha.... hahaha.... ha...
Oh, you news people.