This Isn't What I Ordered...

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Daniel Cygnus

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KillerMidget said:
Everytime my family orders an Indian or a Chinese something always goes missing. Sadly enough, it's usually the thing everyone was most looking forward to.
Story of my life. It's usually Taco Bell leaving the tomatoes on my stuff. I HATE tomatoes.
 

Desert Tiger

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I purposely missed out parts of people's orders when I worked at McDonalds to keep people on their toes.

I'm doing people a favour when they ask for extra cheese and recieve none - they're only gonna get fatter.

I'm just being a decent human being when they ask me to leave the gerkin and I put three on the bun - they'll need them to get past all that heartburn.
 

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Hardcore_gamer said:
wewontdie11 said:
At this point my mate Dave totally flipped his shit, climbed out of the car, walked into the restaurant and proceeded to throw the bag at the woman behind the counter.

At first he simply informed her that they gave us the wrong order, to which she persisted in saying we had been given what we ordered, at which point he screamed "I DIDN'T ORDER A FUCKING FILET O FISH!" and tossed the receipt at her.
Screaming at the employees and throwing food at them makes him look like an asshole and a jerk. So they messed up your orders. That is still not an excuse to behave like this.
Hey I don't particularly care to be honest, it was funny as hell.
 

Hexadecimal

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Yesterday, I was at a cafe with two friends. We decided to order some desserts, so I ordered a banana split while the other two decided to share a Brownie Surprise.

When the waiter came to give us the desserts, he handed me a banana smoothie. I told him that it wasn't what I ordered, but I felt bad about throwing food (or rather, drink) down the drain for the simple reason that I didn't feel like it. I ended up drinking a banana smoothie and feeling extremely unsatisfied.

Yeah, I know I'm a total pushover.
 

A random person

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Whenever I go to Wendy's I check my burger before leaving. There's a history of them screwing up my order.

Also, not necessarily screwing up my order, but once when I ordered a deep-dish pizza at Little Caesars they forgot to put tomato sauce in it.
 

IronDuke

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I'm so desensitised to ordering mishaps through working years in the food industry. On any given busy night I'm likely to give a couple of people the wrong meal, and when it happens to me I'll either just eat the food if it looks good or calmly ask for my ordered food.

But some people... Some people just use it as an excuse to vent all their frustrations at you, or to try and squeeze as much free food as they can while acting the outraged customer.

For those kinds of people, I reserve the right to give them a big fat "F**k... OFF!"
 

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UncleUlty said:
Three notable times: At an Arby's I order a beef n' cheddar and I get a regular roast beef so I go back up and say "I got a roast beef I wanted a beef n' cheddar" so they give me a new sandwich and it's a regular roast beef, so I go back up and the lady takes my sandwich and just glares at the guy making sandwiches and they finally get my order right.

The other one was like this: Went to a Mcdonalds and order the 'shroom and swiss burger with no mayo, get it , and go home bite into the burger, and found no mayo or 'shrooms.
First point, that's only two. Second point is about the bolded. Crap, that's embarassing, I use to work kitchen at Arby's. Making a regular roast beef is the easiest thing of all time, while making a beef n' cheddar is not far behind on the 'not that f***ing difficult' scale.
 

TheFacelessOne

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I stopped going ot McDonalds a LLOOOOOONNNGGGGGGGGGGGG time ago.

*Bites into his fried Chick Fil' A chicken sandwich, and a smile explodes from his face.*

Thats some good chicken...
 

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I ended up just being disapointed with whatever I was served at Mc Donalds. I'd look at the picture, think "All right, looks good enough", order whatever crap I desired at the time, open the box to find something with the same quality of a 4 year olds attempt at a burger in Play Doh (With the same texture I'm assuming). The thing looked so shrivled it must of been in a cupboard for a year before being dusted off, used as a mop, then served up.

Mc Donalds no longer recieves my service.
 

skitzo van

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When I was 12 I went to a place called BJ'S (hur hur hur) with my parents, (this was a very nice restaurant) we ordered pizza, appetizers came after an hour and a half, finally get our main dish... its not what we ordered. 45 mins later we get an O.K. pizza for half price.
 

Emperor Inferno

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JimmyBassatti said:
Emperor Inferno said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Wait, are you referring to Darth Mobius?
Indeed, I am, my good sir. We are best friends, and were even roommates for a brief time.
Ok. I thought you were his wife, coming back from her "crazy" stage (No offense to her, but she did go off the deep end during her final days on the Escapist).
Excuse me, what? How the hell do you confuse

[HEADING=1]EMPEROR INFERNO[/HEADING]

with

[HEADING=1]DARTH EMPYREAN[/HEADING]

and a picture of a black robed figure in flames with a picture of an urn? And, let me ask you,

[HEADING=1]HOW DO YOU THINK SHE GOT ON WHEN SHE WAS PERMABANNED?!?!?!?![/HEADING]

*pant pant, deep breath*

[HEADING=1] AND HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M A FUCKING WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/HEADING]

Jesus!
 

Snotnarok

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How about ordering 50 dollars worth of food to be handed two number 1s from a wendies, there was quite some rage since we had to drive back and they didn't want to believe us.
 

Emperor Inferno

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JimmyBassatti said:
To answer your questions in no particular order:
I don't know, she could have made a new account, maybe she wanted to be a robbed figure now, and she could of wanted to be an emperor now, to cover it up.
If you knew her from that long ago, you should know I was already Gone Gonzo long before then. Also, we act nothing alike, an any way, ever. Pay attention!

EDIT: Okay. Now that I'm done screaming in the form of large colorful text, let's get back on topic. Next person please post on topic, and everyone else after that.
 

Emperor Inferno

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JimmyBassatti said:
I didn't know her, or you, for that matter. Therefore, I was able to assume you were her, because I figured she calmed down, and was coming back.
Nope, sorry. Still impossible to think I am her. Next time, before you post with an assumption, maybe check the profile to see the gender. Hers clearly states she is a woman. Mine clearly states I am a man. That alone makes what you so baselessly and without reason or cause believed, absolutely impossible.

Oh, and I thought I asked that THE NEXT POST (and every post afterward) BE ON TOPIC. Oh, yeah, that's right, I DID. Post off topic again and I'll report you. I don't mind talking, but if you want to continue this conversation, we can do it through PM. Now seriously, GET BACK ON TOPIC NOW.
 

Necrofudge

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Yeah but never enough to complain about any of it. Just minor stuff like getting one less chicken wing than I wanted at KFC or something.