This just made my day...

[Kenbo Slice]

Since a Family Guy MMO got announced I posted it on Facebook. My friend, a former World of Warcraft player, asked me what an MMO was. Just the fact that someone who played an MMO asked me that made me laugh hysterically. So I ask you, what are some stupid/silly questions your friends have asked you?

 

[Phlakes]

"AIDS isn't contagious, is it?"

Yeah, she was never too quick to catch on. Cute, though.

I can't believe I just said that.

EDIT: That makes it sound like I had sex with her. I didn't. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext]

 

[shrekfan246]

Hm..not a friend, but showing my nerdiness a bit here, in a max-level instance in WoW one time a person playing a damage-dealing class asked what DPS (Damage-Per-Second for anyone who actually may not understand the term) was.
That's all I can really think of at the moment.

 

[LobsterFeng]

A friend who claims to be a gamer asked me a couple of days ago, what Portal was. He honestly never heard of it. My reaction:

 

[Dawns Gate]

My friend and I were playing a friendly 750pt 40k battle like we always have every wednesday for the past 4 years

My Friend: "Dude, its a D6 because its a dice with six sides, thats sweet, I never knew that!!"

Me: 'face-palm'

 

[Hexenwolf]

"AIDS isn't contagious, is it?"

Yeah, she was never too quick to catch on. Cute, though.

I can't believe I just said that.

EDIT: That makes it sound like I had sex with her. I didn't. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext]

I hate you. I have 9+ tabs of tvtropes open right now...

 

[DrStupid87]

Just browsing "Damn you autocorrect" makes my day. Just as it has the past year.

 

[Colour Scientist]

A few years ago a few friends and I went on a trip to Paris and one of them asked me, and I quote, "so, is an eggplant, like, an egg or a plant?" while she was eating a dish with eggplant in it.
I still tease her about it.

 

[Brandon237]

"AIDS isn't contagious, is it?"

Yeah, she was never too quick to catch on. Cute, though.

I can't believe I just said that.

EDIT: That makes it sound like I had sex with her. I didn't. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext]

Lol, your post is the second post to make my day. Seriously, why is the Escapist so awesome when I should be studying?

 

[Kathinka]

"AIDS isn't contagious, is it?"

Yeah, she was never too quick to catch on. Cute, though.

I can't believe I just said that.

EDIT: That makes it sound like I had sex with her. I didn't. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext]

I hate you. I have 9+ tabs of tvtropes open right now...

damn tvtropes does this to me every time^^

on toppic: back in highschool there was this dude sitting in front of me, and he was...well let's just say he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. so in law class, the teacher is talking law stuff, and says something that if in disagreement with a court ruling, everyman has the right to take the case to a higher instance of the court system. so he slightly turns arround and asks, in all seriousnes: "hey...who's this everyman guy?" i WISH i was making this up.

unrelated to the toppic, but funny: same dude, different class. history to be precise.

teacher asks him: "who ruled germany before the third reich?"
he: "..."
me: *whisper whisper*
he: "the jew!"

xD

teacher gave me a warning not to torpedo his lessons any more, but he did so with a grin^^

 

[Thaluikhain]

unrelated to the toppic, but funny: same dude, different class. history to be precise.

teacher asks him: "who ruled germany before the third reich?"
he: "..."
me: *whisper whisper*
he: "the jew!"

xD

teacher gave me a warning not to torpedo his lessons any more, but he did so with a grin^^

I probably shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did.

 

[Sargonza]

Waaay back when I was in school, one of the girls in my physics class asked why, on a drawing of the globe with stick people on it, the man at Australia did not drift off into space.


During a different lesson she tried to clarify if photons were, in fact, the things you rested your feet on when sitting on sofas.

It was an absolute joy having her in our class! (and I mean that unironically)

 

[ChupathingyX]

My RE teacher said that 9/11 happened in 1998.
We then acted all confused and he realised he was wrong and then asked us when it did happen (he honestly didn't know).
We all just facepalmed.

Also in RE class.
Out teacher said "...the church then built a church upon the money made"
Student: So wait they built the church on the money?

 

[Cheesus333]

well let's just say he wasn't the brightest creon in the box

This did it for me. This is so incredibly perfect.

Other than that, I can't really think of anything, which is weird cause I can always remember my reactions to such things. They usually consist of me rolling on the floor making a sound like the victim of a very recent impromptu tracheaotomy.

 

[Mandaru]

Just browsing "Damn you autocorrect" makes my day. Just as it has the past year.

Same here!

 

[DrStupid87]

Just browsing "Damn you autocorrect" makes my day. Just as it has the past year.

Same here!

It's one of those funnies that always makes your sides hurt. Not one of those quick laughs you'll forget about later (like most stand up comedians unfortunatley).

 

[ReservoirAngel]

In the school library, a friend of mine was browsing random bookshelves.

Friend: Hey, look at this!
*shows me copy of "Oliver Twist"*
Me: What about it?
Friend: I never knew someone made a book out of that musical.

I facepalmed hard, I really did.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

Friend "I hate briars."
*Friend runs into a field of briars for whatever reason not 2 minutes later.*
Facepalm to the moon.