This shit has to stop.

[Scytail]

Rant incoming.

This. http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/mankinis-murses-and-man-bags-a-glossary-of-mens-fashion-terms-2550341#photoViewer=6

This has to stop.

And not just with the "mirts," or "mankini," and the dreaded "man-bag" but the retarted combination of words. Like "staycation." Its not a stay at home vacation. It means your fuckin broke. That garbage is worse than everything having to be "PC" (politically correct for those of you who might not know)

Ill give you a run down of the worst for those that dont feel like rotting their brain by clicking on the link.

And feel free to post your own most hated word combinations.

Mandals = Man sandals
Murse = Man purse
Mewlery = Man jewlery
Meggings = Man leggins
Marfists = Man scarfs
Mantyhose = Man pantyhose
Manties = Man panties
Mirts = Man skirts
Meels = Man heels

 

[Tiger Sora]

You know what you must do. You must nuke LA right off the map. This is where these terms came from. Now destroy it and become one with the darker dark side.

 

[Scytail]

You know what you must do. You must nuke LA right off the map. This is where these terms came from. Now destroy it and become one with the darker dark side.

Are their cookies more tasty than the regular darkside?

 

[Tonythion]

LMAO

ohhh dear lord.
My eyes burn.
I know flamboyant gay men that wouldn't wear that crap.
I' sorry but no self respecting man would ever wear that.

 

[Slaanesh]

Out of that entire list, the only thing I have ever heard of was a Murse. And even then I thought that was just a male nurse.

 

[InfiniteSingularity]

MAKE IT STOP!!

 

[emeraldrafael]

What!!! Someone dares to enjoy a fashion sense that I expressive hate being stuck in a 19 century view on gender roles and the way they should dress!? Clearly this shit must stop, because how dare men choose to dress different!

OT: all joking aside, I dont see anything wrong iwth it. I personally cant get into sandels, but I dont have the feet for them. Plus I've never found a good pair that I could run it like I have tennis shoes.

and also, a murse is a male nurse. A man purse is called a napsack or a satchel.

 

[DasDestroyer]

Don't forget moobs!

Wait... man panties???
Imagine me embedding the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" image as I am too lazy to find it.

 

[Scytail]

What!!! Someone dares to enjoy a fashion sense that I expressive hate being stuck in a 19 century view on gender roles and the way they should dress!? Clearly this shit must stop, because how dare men choose to dress different!

OT: all joking aside, I dont see anything wrong iwth it. I personally cant get into sandels, but I dont have the feet for them. Plus I've never found a good pair that I could run it like I have tennis shoes.

and also, a murse is a male nurse. A man purse is called a napsack or a satchel.

Not any more. According to that link a "murse" is no longer a male nurse. Napsacks or satchels worn by men now fall under the "man-bag" section.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

You know what you must do. You must nuke LA right off the map. This is where these terms came from. Now destroy it and become one with the darker dark side.

I'd rather the fault line would swallow LA, leaving a beautiful Arizona Bay.

At least this way, Mother Nature would have to say "This shit is enough!".

 

[Scytail]

Don't forget moobs!

Wait... man panties???
Imagine me embedding the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" image as I am too lazy to find it.

If you think that is bad, go to page 11 of that link and look at a "mankini."

 

[FrequentFlyer]

Oh, you saw it too huh... I don't know. I'm really digging those mantyhose or man tights or whatever they're called. I chuckled and guffawed at the way they mentioned it, like it's some new male accessory.

Like men in the 16th, 17th, 18th, and 19th century weren't wearing tights or anything.

God I hate yahoo.

Yeah, those 'mandels'? They're sandals, people. A man just happens to be wearing them.

Idiocy = All of Yahoo

Also, I live in LA. I assure you, this bull didn't come from us.

Blame New York and their pointless Fashion Week crap.

 

[Jodah]

You know what you must do. You must nuke LA right off the map. This is where these terms came from. Now destroy it and become one with the darker dark side.

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure

Like this?

OT: Personally I don't care. Whenever someone uses one of those words their value to me goes down one point. Everyone starts with 100. When they reach zero I kill them...with my brain.

 

[The Gray Train]

gaaaah, my head if full of fuck!

 

[Dark Claw13]

Man-sandals are simply sandals to me.

As for manties, I'm wearing them now. It's called underwear.

Putting the word "Man" in front of something does not make it more manly. Call the clothing what it really is.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I have never, ever heard any of those. Since I live in southern California, that means I therefore don't believe it's anything significant enough to hate.

 

[AdeptaSororitas]

Oi -.- I don't give a care in the 'verse what people do or don't wear, I'm an incredibly accepting person. Just DON'T. MAKE. UP. STUPID. SOUNDING. WORDS!!!! The language center of my brain is BURNING! AAAH! *Dies painfully*

 

[Drakmeire]

I was going to be all defensive and say "I hate the norm and appreciative anything original" but that's only if it looks good, this does not look good and seems to all be worn by egomaniacs with entitlement issues.
Wanna look different? at least look GOOD when you do.
EDIT: also, these are experimental ideas from the darkest depths of the shallowest fashion designers, they won't catch on.
I'll stick to my pierced fedora (earrings on the sides and pins covering the rest), giant scarf, chain covered pants, platform boots, and white trenchcoat thank you.