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brunothepig

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Daystar Clarion said:
I dunno what happened :D

I usually have more control over that sort of thing. Oh well, all back to normal now though!

Also, racist!
Calling everyone in this thread racist? Racist!

Now, because I feel bad for posting twice and not contributing, I offer this.
It veers dangerously close to being off topic, it is a parody. But whatever, it's a Daystar thread. ;D I feel like I should have more terribly racist things...
 

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http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3908011_460s.jpg

Sometimes you just get put in a bad situation.
 

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Binnsyboy said:
I can't help but think Frankie Boyle has huge relevance to this thread, but for the life of me, I can't find his bit about Obama's election speech. I'll just paraphrase:

Did you see Obama's election speech? He did it from behind bulletproof glass. That's a bit racist, isn't it? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody!

At least there's this:


KFC is racist!
Ok that made me laugh so hard I cried. It's so damn random and I love it.
 

The Funslinger

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Sectan said:
Binnsyboy said:
I can't help but think Frankie Boyle has huge relevance to this thread, but for the life of me, I can't find his bit about Obama's election speech. I'll just paraphrase:

Did you see Obama's election speech? He did it from behind bulletproof glass. That's a bit racist, isn't it? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody!

At least there's this:


KFC is racist!
Ok that made me laugh so hard I cried. It's so damn random and I love it.
I think that if you watch that entire video from start to finish, KFC should be legally obligated to give you a free bucket of chicken.
 

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Part of me wants to think this video wasn't staged, and yet another larger part of me hopes that it was. Relevant none the less.
 

SEXTON HALE

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This thread reminds me of someting my colour blind electrician grand father once said to me...
If I remember correctly it was 'pass me that ****** beating screw driver right there'
this was his way of asking to be handed a particuarly big screw driver that was close by to me.
Well anyway I found this so hilarious that I hit my head off a shelf and had to get five stitches.
 

Relish in Chaos

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Just type in ?Militant Black Guy on Balls of Steel? in YouTube. It?s hilarious. As is WeeklyTubeShow?s parody of Piccolo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo5rQsVK98M&feature=plcp

In terms of racism, I think the only real kind that actively pisses me off is when, in 2012, you still get TV programmes of The Fresh Prince or The Cleveland Show mentality, where they just so happen to pair minorities up with each other, even if they?re living in an area of majority. So it?s, like, a comedy or something where a bunch of guys, one of which being the token black, are going to a bar, and then there?s a group of girls, one of which being their token black. And then they each get paired off and the two black people are matched with each other.

That kind of shit grinds on my ass because it?s basically subconscious racism that most people wouldn?t bat an eyelid at, but it?s as if TV hasn?t caught up with the idea of interracial relationships actually being, you know, a thing that people nowadays don?t give a crap about. Also, I?m black, I?m not attracted to black girls (not racist, their features just do nothing for me?maybe they just remind me too much of my sister and mother. Yeah, that sounds pretty racist, doesn?t it?), and I?m afraid that white girls won?t want to go out with me because I?m black and black people don?t fit into the media (and, thus, society)?s ideal of beauty. I mean, just look at the advertisements and magazines, and then look at how much it influences, well, everyone subconsciously. And then that feeds into subconscious racism. It?s probably paranoia exacerbated by my own insecurities, low self-esteem and loathing, and my friends have said that no-one gives a shit about what the telly shows and there are plenty of girls who actually have a preference for black guys, but it?s still a nagging worry at the back of my head that I have some strange feeling it might be the reason why most of my friends have actually gotten somewhere with girls and I?m the one who?s left out.

Anyway, where were we? Oh, there's something called "coon cheese".