This years funniest joke!

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El Poncho

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The Infamous Scamola said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I feel like if I were more British, I'd have gotten more of those jokes - as it is, the ones referencing people were lost on me.

Also, they weren't terribly funny.
I belive there is a possibility that the funny was lost in translation.

Oh wait...

I believe you could change the title from "Funniest jokes of the year" to "Proof that foreigners are right about English humor" and it really wouldn't make a difference.
Well tbh i'm British and I don't like these jokes.
 

Stoic raptor

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here is a good joke
Three couples wanted to join the baptist church, and old couple, a middle age couple, and a newly wed couple. The priest said they had to abstain from sex for a 2 weeks before they could join the church.

After 2 weeks, the couples came back. the priest first asked the old couple if they abstained from sex. "Not a problem", they said.

Then he asked the middle aged couple. "The 1st week was ok. The 2nd week was hard, but we made it."

Lastly, he asked the newly wed couple. "No, we did not abstain from sex. When my wife bent down to pick up a light bulb, i couldnt help myself, and we had sex right there on the floor".
"Im sorry", said the priest."You are not welcome to the church".
"Thats ok", said the couple, "were not allowed at the grocery store either".
 

Woodsey

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Starbucks was the best, the winner was shit, should have been in the worst jokes section.
 

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Voodoopigs said:
I think they were bad examples of English humour. We have some very funny comedians, e.g Jimmy Carr, Sean Locke, Michael Macintyre, Johnny Vegas, Franky Boyle and Rufus Hound. All British people should agree with me that all of these people are funnier than everybody else on that list.
Yes. These are a terrible regresentation of our humor.
I would put some of Frankie's stuff up, but the copyright restrictions only allow the UK to view them.
 

G1eet

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The Infamous Scamola said:
Let's just say that I have differing views from the BBC when it comes to what constitutes "funny".
I do as well. But <spoiler=this>"Michael Jackson only invented the moonwalk so he could sneak up on children." gave me a chuckle.
 

Caliostro

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Voodoopigs said:
I think they were bad examples of English humour. We have some very funny comedians, e.g Jimmy Carr, Sean Locke, Michael Macintyre, Johnny Vegas, Franky Boyle and Rufus Hound. All British people should agree with me that all of these people are funnier than everybody else on that list.
How did you not mention Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran...?

Also, number 5 was easily the best.