Those stupid shirts you see people wear

[Dr Pussymagnet]

So I don't about any of you guys but in my school I'm constantly seeing people wear T-shirts that have stupid things written on them to try and make the reader laugh. Now I will admit that there are some funny ones that make me chuckle a little, but most of them are just absolutely ridiculous.

So I'd like to know, what's the stupidest T-shirt you've ever seen, and whats the funniest?

Example: Stupidest- Probably the pink ones that say "Tough guys wear pink." Now I have no problem with guys who wear pink shirts, but when they have to announce it on their shirts it's just annoying.

Funniest- I'm not sure if their is one I think is funny, but if I had to choose, It'd probably be the one that says "How do you keep an idiot busy? (see back of shirt). Then when you look on the back it says the exact same thing only instead it'll say (see front of shirt)

So what about you guys?

 

[the monopoly guy]

Worst? Tought guys wear pink on a black shirt with pink text. Now, I realise that some guys are being ironic with this but the person wearing it wasn't.


Funniest? I don't find these shirts funny. I like Threadless.

 

[x434343]

1. Hate the "Free Chorizo" plus arrow pointing at crotch shirt. Fucking sex puns belong out of shcool.

2. I hate shirts trying to foray humor. If I could, I'd buy a pants-on-head retarded shirt. People would laugh at the obvious, but the real reason...

 

[a big stupid idiot]

Stupidest - "If you can read this, the ***** fell off" and its cousin "I'm the ***** that fell off"

Funniest - "Its all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack" only because its one I wear.

 

[PhatmasterJ]

Lame - The "I'm with" arrow shirts.

Cool - A Detroit Homicide shirt that said, "Our day starts when your's ends".

 

[Chasington]

Funniest - The shirt simply reads "Shirt!" Also, one that reads "Awesome Opossum"

Stupidest - Stupid stuff, as if you're trying to look like a badass such as "I can only please one person per day, today is not your day"

But really, I hate most of them that are trying to be funny.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

one of the funniest was a fat guy wearing a shirt saying "i beat anorexia"

as for stupid shirts, it's more the ppl wearing them and that's the jackasses wearing tapout and affliction shirts and think they are bad asses cause of it

as for the "tough guys wear pink" i think that comes from Bret Hart if i'm not wrong, cause he would wear pink to the ring

 

[Kahuna-Kurt]

Go to jinx and you'll find my favorite funny ones. Oh and the shirt! shirt is funny aswell.

The stupidest one I have seen is that one that says something like 'blah blah i like to play dah gamez' not the original text though it's pretty generic and holding no purpose

 

[Kahuna-Kurt]

one of the funniest was a fat guy wearing a shirt saying "i beat anorexia"

as for stupid shirts, it's more the ppl wearing them and that's the jackasses wearing tapout and affliction shirts and think they are bad asses cause of it

as for the "tough guys wear pink" i think that comes from Bret Hart if i'm not wrong, cause he would wear pink to the ring

I thought that was because he married pink the singer

 

[Orig]

Stupidest- Those emo shirts with stuff like "I can only please one person per day. Today is NOT your day." An XKCD comic lists a few of 'em: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/t-shirts.jpg

Funniest- http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/pic5/warnabrother.jpg

 

[BentNeatly]

shirts that talk about ninjas and monkeys, and when they make it seem like the wearer is only worried about them because of a mental problem. I also hate shirts that are camoflauged and say something like "you cant see me"...

Funny - Reagan bush 84. that got a laugh

 

[BentNeatly]

Stupidest- Those emo shirts with stuff like "I can only please one person per day. Today is NOT your day." An XKCD comic lists a few of 'em: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/t-shirts.jpg

Funniest- http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/pic5/warnabrother.jpg

I hate those emo shirts. They might as well all say "lets never hang out"

 

[Orig]

A lot of the xkcd shirts are funny, too. http://store.xkcd.com/

 

[Limos]

I like the Shirt +1 shirt. Or the Shirt of Invisibility +2.

Really I think that I'm just a dork who loves things like that.

Also there was Carpe DM, seize the Dungeon Master.

 

[Epifols]

Anything that spoiled bitches wear. Like "Princess", or ones that say they are hot. Especially since most of the time they are fat anyways.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

If at first you don't succede, sky-diving is not for you.

And also a shirt with a bunch of writing lkie tihs explaining how only the first and last letters of a word need to be in place for comprehension and the ones in the middle can be in any order.

The psuedo-badass shirts are almost invariably stupid.

Wouldn't it be neat to have a shirt that said [Insert egotistic and misanthropic statement here]?

 

[cleverlymadeup]

as for the "tough guys wear pink" i think that comes from Bret Hart if i'm not wrong, cause he would wear pink to the ring

I thought that was because he married pink the singer

nope and i do believe his hockey team had a similar slogan for a while before they changed the team colours. Khell or one of the calgarians could tell you

he's not married to the pink singer

 

[D2wontdie]

funniest- the sports team from my area
*is superior to*
the sports team from your area
and
Jesus is my health insurance

worst- any shirt that has an arrow and the word stupid on it

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The worst shirts are the ones that start with words and has a picture to say a word like "I'm a bad (picture of a donkey)"

But jinx shirts are good like "Not even Norton can protect you".

EDIT: And faded clothing in general makes me angry. Why yes I will buy a pair of pants that look 20 years old for 3 times what a new pair of pants cost.