Those stupid shirts you see people wear
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Damn those stupuid shirts I see on Grade 8s, 9s and 10s like "Sarcasm [some kind of witty comment]", "Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? See Back/Front of Shirt", And umpteen hundreds of vile slander towards young girls. It sickens me almost beond hope.
I hate any clothes that say things like "*****" or "juicy" or whatever, because they're always being worn by middle-aged women and children. Also, they're just annoying.
I sort of like those ones that have "what are you looking at?" in really tiny writting.
Sometimes you'll get a good one, but most of the time the humor is mediocre. I only like "funny" shirts if they're actualy funny.
I sort of like those ones that have "what are you looking at?" in really tiny writting.
Sometimes you'll get a good one, but most of the time the humor is mediocre. I only like "funny" shirts if they're actualy funny.
1) There's no accounting for taste, or for "teh funny".
2) Art, and humor, most likely consists of anything that pleases me and pisses you off.
3) I'm more annoyed by the stupid faces I see people wearing than any particular article of clothing they might sport.
See, THAT'S how to behave like a miscreant.
2) Art, and humor, most likely consists of anything that pleases me and pisses you off.
3) I'm more annoyed by the stupid faces I see people wearing than any particular article of clothing they might sport.
See, THAT'S how to behave like a miscreant.
the only shirt that springs to mind right now is
'rays from this shirt are traveling at 299 792 458 m / s'
in the style of a warning lable.
'rays from this shirt are traveling at 299 792 458 m / s'
in the style of a warning lable.
They're not jokes on these shirts, they're meant to be humourous statements. that's why they're not funny. To make me laugh you need a hook, line and punchline, even if it's in one sentence. Joke shirts don't give that.
Stupid shirts? I got one I want to bring up and crucify.
Half the white people in my school listen up!(Not many I might add.)
If you wear shirts atlest know what the fuck they have on them, When I do a test and ask you what the symbol on your shirt is(Anarchy Symbol.) you should instantly tell me, Not I don't know.
Seriously those people should be thrown into a pit, Then beaten half to death with feathers and then told they can't leave, And then leave.
Half the white people in my school listen up!(Not many I might add.)
If you wear shirts atlest know what the fuck they have on them, When I do a test and ask you what the symbol on your shirt is(Anarchy Symbol.) you should instantly tell me, Not I don't know.
Seriously those people should be thrown into a pit, Then beaten half to death with feathers and then told they can't leave, And then leave.
Stupidest-I *heart* Naruto(Varios Anime freaks in my school)
Funniest-Trees,the real cause of forest fires.
Funniest-Trees,the real cause of forest fires.
I just thought of something that could go on a joke shirt (I do this often).
(In "The Matrix" text) teh Interwebz has u!!!!1
(In "The Matrix" text) teh Interwebz has u!!!!1
Oh god, stupid clothes. Where to begin...
Well, today at the shops I saw someone with one of those "Cheer up Emo Kid" shirts. ANYTHING like that is crap. Then there are ironic shirts, that say stuff like "I can only please one person a day, Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either". It's as if you're trying to be a tosser.
Generally anything with a slogan, or way too many words is automatically crap, with the occasional exception [http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/pah070071.html] .
A good shirt will just be a graphic, or a graphic and a few carefully selected words. You can appreciate the joke a lot more when you have to think about it a little, like this [http://threadless.com/product/878/Swiss_Army#zoom].
Well, today at the shops I saw someone with one of those "Cheer up Emo Kid" shirts. ANYTHING like that is crap. Then there are ironic shirts, that say stuff like "I can only please one person a day, Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either". It's as if you're trying to be a tosser.
Generally anything with a slogan, or way too many words is automatically crap, with the occasional exception [http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/pah070071.html] .
A good shirt will just be a graphic, or a graphic and a few carefully selected words. You can appreciate the joke a lot more when you have to think about it a little, like this [http://threadless.com/product/878/Swiss_Army#zoom].
My favorite: I have a shirt with a picture of Satan with the words God's busy, Can I help?
I wore this to a catholic school, good times
Worst: anything with "HOT" or "JUICY" on them. Hate those.
I wore this to a catholic school, good times
Worst: anything with "HOT" or "JUICY" on them. Hate those.
Those retarded so-called "funny shirts" that say moronic phrases such as "Don't blame me, blame my parents!" and "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
Worst shirt I've ever seen: a shirt worn by some frat boy that said "Vagina Friendly." It gets worse. He wore in a class about women authors (most of the class was female, of course), a class, I might add, he slept through half the time.
The funniest shirt I have consists of a long paragraph:
"I saw this shirt in the young men's section at the clothing store. I started to read what it said, and when I got about half-way through the message printed on the front, I realized it didn't say anything. I felt stupid. Then I thought, "If I buy this shirt and wear it, then other people will stand there and read it and they'll feel stupid too." So I bought it and now you're standing there reading. You must feel really stupid."
The funniest shirt I have consists of a long paragraph:
"I saw this shirt in the young men's section at the clothing store. I started to read what it said, and when I got about half-way through the message printed on the front, I realized it didn't say anything. I felt stupid. Then I thought, "If I buy this shirt and wear it, then other people will stand there and read it and they'll feel stupid too." So I bought it and now you're standing there reading. You must feel really stupid."
I want a ton of shirts from those sides, and I'm enough of an asshole to wear most of them.Khell_Sennet post=18.70398.691616 said:
I also love Torso Pants (Another t-shirt website) for their very dry brand of humor, some of my favorites:
"Words On A Shirt" - Written on a black shirt in the same text as the logo for "Snakes On A Plane"
"I <3 Transitive Pictograph Verbalizations" - Written on a white shirt in the "I <3 New York" style
"I stole this shirt from a homeless guy, why he had a shirt that says this, I'll never know."
A few examples of shirts I hate:
"I'm with..." - Hate these, they're not original anymore, they're not funny, just let them die.
"Che Guevara Shirts" - I have no problem with these shirts themselves, it's people who wear them and have no idea who Che was or what he did for his people, only wearing them because they're fashionable.
Hollister/A&F/American Eagle etc etc. - I hate all these preppy styles, and every time I go to the mall I see hundreds of kids in them, looking like fucking mindless clones. Have some individuality.
Best : But really bad taste, anything on T Shirt Hell, and I'm NOT linking it.
Worst : 'I love my attitude problem' or anyone who wears a MILF T-shirt.
Worst : 'I love my attitude problem' or anyone who wears a MILF T-shirt.