Surely you are aware that EVERYONE goes through dull periods during the day. Those 15 minutes before the end of that movie and the time that episode of Dr. House finishes downloading, or the 30 minute ride to and from work. Some people read, some people play on their handhelds (lucky bastards, I nearly exploded with envy when I was sitting on the train and I could hear, right behind me: "pata pata pata PON!"), but we all, invariably, end up thinking about random subjects, and get lost in our trains of thought.
Well, perhaps not all of us, but it has certainly happened to me a lot of times. I'd like to share some of my crazy (sometimes even funny and everything) thoughts, and I'd also love to hear what crazinesses (?) other Escapists have thought of.
Alright, here goes nothing:
Why is it that everytime some crazy person claims that they heard a voice in his head, it's always something like "you must go to the market and shoot down everyone" or "burn down the entire house". I think it'd be a great step forward if the voices in their heads could say something like "You must go to the market... and buy your girlfriend some flowers, and then give your mum a call"
Things one should avoid when robbing a bank:
-Having your wife shout out at you from the car: "Did you turn off the lights before leaving the house?"
-When the clerk gives you the money, you shouldn't set the money aside and count it to make sure it's all there.
-Asking the clerk to give you half of the money in 100's, and the other half in small bills.
-Make the most out of your time in the bank, and pay your credit card bills before robbing.
Why is it that old people CANNOT be passed on the street. Really, you should try it. Walk behind a man or woman over 60 and try to pass him. You can't! Old people have this aura of power that makes them impossible to pass. This applies to cars as well.
I have more, but I can't remember them right now.
I don't know if such a post is frowned upon in The Escapist, but I see nothing to indicate that it is.
Please, if you have other strange, funny, curious or interesting thoughts, post them here, I'd love to read them.
Well, perhaps not all of us, but it has certainly happened to me a lot of times. I'd like to share some of my crazy (sometimes even funny and everything) thoughts, and I'd also love to hear what crazinesses (?) other Escapists have thought of.
Alright, here goes nothing:
Why is it that everytime some crazy person claims that they heard a voice in his head, it's always something like "you must go to the market and shoot down everyone" or "burn down the entire house". I think it'd be a great step forward if the voices in their heads could say something like "You must go to the market... and buy your girlfriend some flowers, and then give your mum a call"
Things one should avoid when robbing a bank:
-Having your wife shout out at you from the car: "Did you turn off the lights before leaving the house?"
-When the clerk gives you the money, you shouldn't set the money aside and count it to make sure it's all there.
-Asking the clerk to give you half of the money in 100's, and the other half in small bills.
-Make the most out of your time in the bank, and pay your credit card bills before robbing.
Why is it that old people CANNOT be passed on the street. Really, you should try it. Walk behind a man or woman over 60 and try to pass him. You can't! Old people have this aura of power that makes them impossible to pass. This applies to cars as well.
I have more, but I can't remember them right now.
I don't know if such a post is frowned upon in The Escapist, but I see nothing to indicate that it is.
Please, if you have other strange, funny, curious or interesting thoughts, post them here, I'd love to read them.
