Thoughts you get when bored

[skitzo van]

Recently I was with my mother at the shoe store, and she was at the register for around fifteen minutes, and a smörgåsbord of thoughts rushed me during my little boredom trip.
Spoilered for the little children

Spoiler

my favorite thought was putting a sketcher on my dong and run around turkey-slappin' people

So what kind of thoughts does the escapist get when they're bored?

 

[hittite]

I remember that all of my ideas that I get when bored are pure and utter genius, if only I could remember them for more than 5 minutes.

On a different note, how did you get the umlaut?

 

[Mechsoap]

if you combine a chainsaw with computer...are you savvy?

yeah i get alot of weird thoughts on this one, more then i care to remember

 

[icame]

if you combine a chainsaw with computer...are you savvy?

yeah i get alot of weird thoughts on this one, more then i care to remember

Maybe you could try that in Dead rising 2

OT: Is the Cake really a lie?

 

[unicornninja]

One time I was at a Festival in Alabama (i dont live in the state) and me, my dad and my sister were walking around and I saw a baby in a stroller and it wasn't crying but I had a thought to light the baby on fire. Other times I get thoughts to like dress up as the Joker and act like him all day (I REALLY want to do that).

 

[Dango]

If I get REALLY bored I'll usually think "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" but that's only when I get very, very bored.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Yesterday, I thought about how freaking cool it would be if my penis ejaculated lightening.

 

[_Janny_]

Whenever I'm bored in class I usually imagine I'm destroying the room with a chainsaw. It's awfully cathartic.

 

[Distorted Stu]

My most recent bordom thought (while i was in the shower, i showered because i was bored and had nothign else to do to pass the time.. anyway) was how boring and hard the world would be if we never had the internet.

 

[Deathkingo]

"Man, I'm bored" seems to be a reoccurring one.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

When I'm bored at work I imagine hitting my boss over the head with the phone.

 

[tomtom94]

_>

When I'm bored, I usually eat crap.

This may catch up with me later in life.

I usually THINK about the dealings of my previous day, or overanalyzing whatever's on my mind at that particular moment.

 

[dawdarsd]

i get thoughts like if i live does that mean i have hidden powers and shit and i do i need to save the world?then i also think if i could beat the shit out of several people when they least expect it,i also thought how freaking awesome it would be if i could make an explosion by snapping my fingers anytime i want, it was after i watched some full metal alchemist

 

[skitzo van]

I remember that all of my ideas that I get when bored are pure and utter genius, if only I could remember them for more than 5 minutes.

On a different note, how did you get the umlaut?

After I typed in the word, my spell checker called me out, I clicked on it, and that was one of the options.
Another weird thought I've had, have you ever typed something in word, and the spell checker says its wrong, but it doesn't have any suggestions? I always imagined word to be a stereotypical punk kid calling me out on something he didn't know.

 

[Keava]

Usually, when i have nothing better to do, like when im on the bus, standing in queue or waiting i'll just observe the people around, pick a few and create some weird fictional stories about them.
It's always a good exercise.

 

[skitzo van]

Yesterday, I thought about how freaking cool it would be if my penis ejaculated lightening.

"Baby, you are gonna be shocked!"
I just couldn't resist...

 

[PureChaos]

could in replace one of my hands with Samus' Power Beam?