Thread Derail

[King of the Sandbox]

Suddenly, Cheese.

Also, I think the best derailments in threads are the funniest ones. I don't mind those so much.

 

[Sassafrass]

OK t- ...Wait, frequent fondler card? Why wasn't I informed I had one?
Dammit, I could have abused that card...

Well...I was keeping tally on a card. You were 3 more "bad touches" away from a free coffee...

And by "bad touches" i mean TOUCHING THE GODDAM BASEMENT DOOR!

Goddamnkidsnowadaysneverlearningtherabblerabblerabble

I'm very sowwy...
Pwease let me have a fwee cofwee, Mr. Insanum? Pwease? *Puppy dog eyes*

[sup]God, that hurt me to type like that...[/sup]

NEVER. And dont type like that...Goat'll think your flirting.

Stuff and things were before this.
SHIT THAT WAS ALSO CLASSIFIED!

GODDAMMIT!
Don't make me send you to Swollen Goat as punishment!

But thats cruel, Unusual...And i love it[/I].

Aye, I know you do, you sexy beast, you.
Now come here and give me a spanking hug.

 

[ethaninja]

Whaa??? Mmm that video was funny though.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I say we derail this thread by not derailing it.
Yeah, beat that idea.

Anyway, I know me and Neon recently got a thread derailed and sunk by talking about the basement. To however created that thread, I humbly apologize. And whichever Mod or staff member high 5'd me for saying Kuliani was like the Robot Devil, hell yeah!

I say we don't derail it by derailing it.

It makes no sense.

Ive never really derailed a thread before. I'm usually in, say what I have to say and then leave.

 

[skystryke]

But, sucking cock is what I'm good at. It's what I do and who I am! You can't tell me what to do!

Wow, buddy. You should keep that to yourself.

Wow, how incredibly inappropriate and disturbing. What is up with today, this is the second time I've been insulted for no reason. I mean really, what the hell.

Random acts of rudeness?

And Ralph Nader

Indeed. This happened earlier.

Wow...that makes the least sense of anything I've read in weeks.

I think he thought you were making a hindenburg joke. Or he's a bastard, I'm

 

[skystryke]

Double Post.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Well, to derail a thread I usually start going on tangents that nobody can follow because they end up turning into walls of text that go on forever without the slightest hint of punctuation because that is for suckers and prostitutes who eat cornflakes with syrup and maple leaf toronto players because everyone knows that the maple leafs suck compared to the senators who lost to pittsburg who are penguins who surf and icicles and are voiced by jeff bridges who was the bad guy in Iron Man where he got the giant robot suit that looked like it came out of the starship troopers novel because they started the trend of power armoured spess mahreens who haf failed teh Emprah cause they were led by a man who couldn't speak good english sorta like yoda who talks backwards and and jumps around like a little video game character and was also a muppet like fozzy and kermit who were the best muppets who rode dinosaurs against the robots from terminator and did I have a point to this rant guess not anyone who is still following this is most likely going to suffer some eye strain because I still need to talk longer and look at the little bird eating the spider in the window where I keep my fossil collection that would make stephen hawking cry because he doesn't get one for being stuck in a chair and getting to talk with a really cool voice and has a jetpack that is tall as the sun where combines were fighting john freeman get the reference there people I know some of you who are still following this are but I'm getting tired now so Ima go to sleep in a bit after watching tim burton movies and blowing my brains out with a bullet before anyone can make me talk about where the buried treasure is!

Phew.... everybody got that?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

But, sucking cock is what I'm good at. It's what I do and who I am! You can't tell me what to do!

Wow, buddy. You should keep that to yourself.

Wow, how incredibly inappropriate and disturbing. What is up with today, this is the second time I've been insulted for no reason. I mean really, what the hell.

Random acts of rudeness?

And Ralph Nader

Indeed. This happened earlier.

Wow...that makes the least sense of anything I've read in weeks.

And the very next thread I post on is this one. With your comment.

I think he thought you were making a Hindenburg joke. Or he's a bastard, I'm not sure which.

He said something about the polish government crashing.

 

[skystryke]

He said something about the polish government crashing.

Oh, I only read the one where he was put on probation and he mentioned a disaster after you mentioned european airships, so I just thought he was referencing the Hindenburg but didn't see his later post, where he mentioned a different more recent disaster. Out of curiousity what were you actually talking about?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

He said something about the polish government crashing.

Oh, I only read the one where he was put on probation and he mentioned a disaster after you mentioned european airships, so I just thought he was referencing the Hindenburg but didn't see his later post. Out of curiousity what were you actually talking about?

Exactly what I say. I like European fantasy, especially if there are airships. Preferably FF style flying galleons, but zeppelins are just as cool.

 

[skystryke]

He said something about the polish government crashing.

Oh, I only read the one where he was put on probation and he mentioned a disaster after you mentioned european airships, so I just thought he was referencing the Hindenburg but didn't see his later post. Out of curiousity what were you actually talking about?

Exactly what I say. I like European fantasy, especially if there are airships. Preferably FF style flying galleons, but zeppelins are just as cool.

Oh he read way to far into that then.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

He said something about the polish government crashing.

Oh, I only read the one where he was put on probation and he mentioned a disaster after you mentioned european airships, so I just thought he was referencing the Hindenburg but didn't see his later post. Out of curiousity what were you actually talking about?

Exactly what I say. I like European fantasy, especially if there are airships. Preferably FF style flying galleons, but zeppelins are just as cool.

Oh he read way to far into that then.

Yes. Yes he did. To teh lulz of all.

 

[TimeLord]

big snip

Yes, yes I did

 

[Klarinette]

Hey you know what is fun? Sleeping while being covered in peanut butter and barbeque sauce.

What? No! D: I live in a basement, and am therefore susceptible to attacks from ants, centipedes and spiders. This seems like a terrible idea. Plus, sticky! I hate being sticky [insert sex joke]. There has to be something more fun...

Suddenly, Cheese.

For some reason, I saw that and laughed my ass off.

 

[Lunar Templar]

o.0 ?!?! weird group ...
* trys breaking into this basment door with a credit card, Frank Sinatras greatest hits, a bowl of jello, a monkey,a dwarf,a donkey, 5 cans of whipped cream, a Selby GT Cobra Mustang (take that)a flock of sheep that can only crab walk, and the BEST of Marty Ingles

o.o
0.0
@.@

hope i'm still on topic XD

 

[FalloutJack]

My friends, thread derail is not something to be taken lightly.

For every thread that you derail, this happens: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356393

This is a thread where you talk about the most out of proportion thread derails

OR

Derail the thread in the most out of proportion way.

EDIT: Maybe this should be move to forum games and RP :/

Suffice to say, I have beaten you to it by having an off-topic topic in the Off-Topic forum, which went off-topic many times and created paradoxes...plus other people were inspired to do similar things. And then they made me king.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

well, damn, a thread about derailment that got derailed! =D

Shame this thread ain't too long yet, as this is a great idea so far, being as completely random as it is! Hopefully, more derailment shall be had! =D

 

[Distorted Stu]

Spoiler: Look at this camel. LOOK!

 

[Urgh76]

Yeah, the hookshot was my favorite weapon, but i'd like to have the spinner in real life

 

[Aeshi]

I LIKE KITTENS AND ICE CREAM AND DORITOS AND RTSes AND...