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THE STORY SO FAR...
1. The stupid dog was eating my big and sharp special edition action figurine of Hugh Heffner's mansion complete with all the curvy turns and pretty flowers in the Hexoric galaxy with pies on the top of the man's head, which caused a sudden shock to his cybernetic legs which are really ugly. Though quite functional, they were made of solid oxygen and cardboard crusts which smell like a fish market whilst it is not the worst at misquoting. But my avatar's coolio was on fire, and covered in ugly and dirty packs of rats who were so fluorescent pink that the universe ended...and it was totally not awesome.
2. It began anew and everything was priced half off which was quite useful in terms of kitties and dimes which were superfluous to the plot of Halo 2 unfortunately for you, it wasn't real and you melted with a torch all of a sudden which, though sad, was incredibly funny and kinda smelly with rocky horror doing the mambo under a banana.
3. Not suspecting the knife-wielding tobogganists of such foul-play, I leant upon the off button which disabled the neurotic pink dinosaur that ended the reign of the great, cruel king of the pixies. Then I learned about my larynx's sticky phlegm membrane on my face which spontaneously combusted due to the intensely hot cattle-prod which I found in the cow who had said, 'Ow, my head!'
4. The quantum laser fired at the forum's General Moderator who had a huge ban hammer, which collided with the trolls' account splattering green slime all over the world-wide interweb, causing a massive yet totally epic fail, yet somehow it was not seen by Master Chief, who was sleeping with a cabbage one drunken night under Da Sea. Chuck Norris pitied da fool who messes with a robot's gigantic rusty yellow penis which disturbed me, but hypnotized me to some extent.
5. While I sat on pudding cups that were full of green jelly that winked at the smelly drunk, whose breath smelt of rotten underarm but he said, 'Spare some change?' 'The man lied, for it was half past two and not three and the clock was ticking fast,' said Crap Pun, muttering to himself.
6. But over yonder hills and dales, a small seal shouted out 'Arf!' and clapped for the clown tiger, with his magic disappearing rabbit trick. The rabbit thought the tiger was a vampire cat who ate souls and spat them towards the moon which was full, and a wolf decided to bite Ben Yahtzee's hat which rocks my socks off to my sock draw.
7. Stairway to Heaven is worse than absolutely nothing, because Led Zepplins sink into the darkness created by your scarily purple car. When its speed drops below thirty, it will explode, or it won't.
8. 'Your move, Hotshot!' is screamed from a large potato named Drew Carey. Mr. Carey loquaciously lactates a lot of grape juice because he's on fire. The burning potato was really hot, yet he still ate it all, which gave him AIDS, but not diarrhea, which killed all the children in the small, laptop-computer-owned shop that was kinda funny, except for Japan which, coincidentally, was kind of sad because it had dreams in which all the leaves are dying and become flaming tentacles, that are purple and have kittens which attract cute purple mitten-wearing children that play soccer, that are getting eaten by a nasty little leper gnome who died because he was stabbed in the buttock by a Rhino with rabies. It is very hard to find a non-rabid Rhino because they're dead now.
9. But nobody cares about yellow snow; just make sure to wash your face from evil, because it burns of hot lava when evil pimples get out of control and escape. All those who sap mah sentry are assholes, who kick kittens and eat very flammable liquid causing them to explode violently with lots of hippy goodness and the absurd smell of wet dogs.
10. When the large pen is writing, its ink spills and forms some shallow deposits of pale blue ink that almost resembles my dog's face, if it were not so unhappy, or blue, or bemused and befuddled. Unfortunately I have stumbled across some...
I split that up into 10 chapters to make it easier to read, and added some punctuation (commas and the like).
1. The stupid dog was eating my big and sharp special edition action figurine of Hugh Heffner's mansion complete with all the curvy turns and pretty flowers in the Hexoric galaxy with pies on the top of the man's head, which caused a sudden shock to his cybernetic legs which are really ugly. Though quite functional, they were made of solid oxygen and cardboard crusts which smell like a fish market whilst it is not the worst at misquoting. But my avatar's coolio was on fire, and covered in ugly and dirty packs of rats who were so fluorescent pink that the universe ended...and it was totally not awesome.
2. It began anew and everything was priced half off which was quite useful in terms of kitties and dimes which were superfluous to the plot of Halo 2 unfortunately for you, it wasn't real and you melted with a torch all of a sudden which, though sad, was incredibly funny and kinda smelly with rocky horror doing the mambo under a banana.
3. Not suspecting the knife-wielding tobogganists of such foul-play, I leant upon the off button which disabled the neurotic pink dinosaur that ended the reign of the great, cruel king of the pixies. Then I learned about my larynx's sticky phlegm membrane on my face which spontaneously combusted due to the intensely hot cattle-prod which I found in the cow who had said, 'Ow, my head!'
4. The quantum laser fired at the forum's General Moderator who had a huge ban hammer, which collided with the trolls' account splattering green slime all over the world-wide interweb, causing a massive yet totally epic fail, yet somehow it was not seen by Master Chief, who was sleeping with a cabbage one drunken night under Da Sea. Chuck Norris pitied da fool who messes with a robot's gigantic rusty yellow penis which disturbed me, but hypnotized me to some extent.
5. While I sat on pudding cups that were full of green jelly that winked at the smelly drunk, whose breath smelt of rotten underarm but he said, 'Spare some change?' 'The man lied, for it was half past two and not three and the clock was ticking fast,' said Crap Pun, muttering to himself.
6. But over yonder hills and dales, a small seal shouted out 'Arf!' and clapped for the clown tiger, with his magic disappearing rabbit trick. The rabbit thought the tiger was a vampire cat who ate souls and spat them towards the moon which was full, and a wolf decided to bite Ben Yahtzee's hat which rocks my socks off to my sock draw.
7. Stairway to Heaven is worse than absolutely nothing, because Led Zepplins sink into the darkness created by your scarily purple car. When its speed drops below thirty, it will explode, or it won't.
8. 'Your move, Hotshot!' is screamed from a large potato named Drew Carey. Mr. Carey loquaciously lactates a lot of grape juice because he's on fire. The burning potato was really hot, yet he still ate it all, which gave him AIDS, but not diarrhea, which killed all the children in the small, laptop-computer-owned shop that was kinda funny, except for Japan which, coincidentally, was kind of sad because it had dreams in which all the leaves are dying and become flaming tentacles, that are purple and have kittens which attract cute purple mitten-wearing children that play soccer, that are getting eaten by a nasty little leper gnome who died because he was stabbed in the buttock by a Rhino with rabies. It is very hard to find a non-rabid Rhino because they're dead now.
9. But nobody cares about yellow snow; just make sure to wash your face from evil, because it burns of hot lava when evil pimples get out of control and escape. All those who sap mah sentry are assholes, who kick kittens and eat very flammable liquid causing them to explode violently with lots of hippy goodness and the absurd smell of wet dogs.
10. When the large pen is writing, its ink spills and forms some shallow deposits of pale blue ink that almost resembles my dog's face, if it were not so unhappy, or blue, or bemused and befuddled. Unfortunately I have stumbled across some...
I split that up into 10 chapters to make it easier to read, and added some punctuation (commas and the like).
