Three word story

[Conqueror Kenny]

His shiny new....

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Jesus Phone. Eventually,

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

everything got a....

 

[Rabid Toilet]

major plot twist,

 

[Tiut]

the cake being

 

[BillBarilko]

a lie constructed

 

[shatnershaman]

by the creators

 

[Lord Krunk]

of Beverly Hillbillies...

 

[shatnershaman]

that founded Disney

 

[Lord Krunk]

and a billion...

 

[shatnershaman]

oil rigs that

 

[Lord Krunk]

wear paper hats

 

[shatnershaman]

that caboose ate

 

[Lord Krunk]

when he was...

 

[shatnershaman]

seeing some ceilings

 

[BillBarilko]

he puked buckshot

 

[snowpenguin55]

at Church who

 

[BillBarilko]

was high on

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...LSD and Helicopters...