Three word story

[Lazzi]

the presidental canadits...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

because everybody knows...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...that the old...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

lady who lives...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

in a shoe.... (Now who did not see this coming?)

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...who had so...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

many tiny little...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

feet, that she....

 

[BillBarilko]

...turned tricks for...

 

[Specialist1924]

...cash to pay...

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

For owed money.

 

[Necromancist]

'twas quite flabbergasting...

 

[BaldingSteve]

. . until getting googled. . .

 

[SpikedDeception]

... by over hundreds ...

 

[BillBarilko]

...of thousands of...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...foolish, puny mortals...

 

[snowpenguin55]

who just wanted

 

[BillBarilko]

a glimpse of

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

a very good... (NO sick little bastards hopefully)

 

[The_Heretic]

piece of pie...