Three word story

[Conqueror Kenny]

and spat them...

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Twords the moon.

 

[bermyduck]

which was full..

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...and a wolf...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

decided to bite...

 

[fat american]

...Ben Yahtzee's hat...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...which rocks my...

 

[Stammer]

...socks off to...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

my sock draw. (new sentence)

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Stairway to Heaven...

 

[bermyduck]

is worse than..

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...absolutely nothing, because...

 

[fat american]

...Led Zepplins sink...

(yes I know what a Zepplin is I just couldn't think of another word that would apply to an airship)

 

[Dante_Alucard]

into the darkness

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...created by your...

 

[chimmers]

...scarily purple car...

 

[bermyduck]

when it speeds...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

drops below thirty...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...it will explode...

 

[bermyduck]

or it won't..