Three word story

[Samirat]

of such foul-play

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...I leant upon...

 

[bermyduck]

the off button...

 

[LewsTherin]

which disabled the

 

[Fronken]

neurotic pink dinosaur

 

[Slash12]

that ended the

 

[bermyduck]

reign of the

 

[Samirat]

great, cruel king.

 

[bermyduck]

of the pixies.

 

[Rashjun]

then i learned..

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...about my larynx's...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

OOC (Were we ever in character? Hmm. I shall contemplate that): Sorry guys, double post.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

sticky phlegm membrane

 

[orreso]

on my face

 

[Bobkat1252]

which spontaneously combusted

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

due to the

 

[Crudler]

(Bah deleted for continuity)

 

[orreso]

intensely hot cattle-prod

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...which I found...

 

[Crudler]

in the cow