Three word story

[Johnn Johnston]

...who had said...

 

[jthm]

Ow, my head!

 

[T.H.O.R]

The quantum laser

 

[DJTricky]

fired at the...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...forum's General Moderator...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

who had a...

 

[Fineldar]

...huge ban hammer...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...which collided with...

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

the trolls account...

 

[GenHellspawn]

splatering green slime

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

all over the...

 

[pkailes]

a massive yet

 

[LewsTherin]

totally epic fail

 

[SargentToughie]

yet somehow it...

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Was not seen...

 

[shatnershaman]

by master chief

 

[yeah826]

who was sleeping

 

[Nozer]

with a cabbage

 

[yeah826]

one drunken night