Throw Something Else!

[Disaster Button]

I wipe the dirt off onto a small child.

I throw that small, dirty child at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

It bypasses me and i go on about my business

I throw my school at the next poster

 

[Disaster Button]

I smack it away with my baseball bat
home run!

I throw fire at the next poster.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

OW! DAMMIT, IT BURNS!

I throw my burning clothes at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I tie them around my head, and become GOD OF THE FLAMES!!!

I throw a Dr. Mario pill at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

i swallow it and it kills a virus.

I throw some Powerthirst at the next poster

 

[Sam G]

It quenches my powerful thirst.

I throw a hammer at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

It strikes me on the head, and I die. Thanks for that.

I throw a stuffed alligator at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I wrestle with it to impress my friends. Unfortunately, I lose. Badly.

I throw my kidney at the next poster.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I catch it with a Ziploc bag, and put it in a cooler. Off to the black market!

I throw some snot at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

...you are gross. Seriously. I'm going to shower now.

I throw some soap at the next poster.

 

[likalaruku]

I concider catching it, but don't feel like washing my hands, so I step aside & let it hit someone.

I throw a half gallon of chunky old milk at the next poster.

 

[KC_spot]

I sell it as cottage cheese... and get 20 bucks! (sweet!)

I throw Yahtzee at the next poster. (YES THE PERSON, NOT THE GAME!)

 

[Sam G]

I catch him, sit him down, agree with him a lot, then blindside him with a teapot for his SSBB review. Other than that, we get along swimmingly.

I throw the fourth wall at the next poster.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

I blast it in half.

I throw a faceroller at the
next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I... get my face crushed?

I throw a wad of counterfeit money at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I spend it on a counterfeit sandwich.

I throw some timber at the next poster.

 

[KC_spot]

I build a tree house and name it Fort Spot!

I throw THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I have THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM!

I throw a hatchet at the next poster to prevent them from taking THE LAST CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM.

 

[Azraellod]

I catch it and start carving a path through this forest.

I throw a boa constrictor at the next poster.