Throw Something Else!

[Pm0n3y]

I become a street performer an con a bunch of people.

I throw Linkin Park at the next poster

 

[Pimppeter2]

I go play on the swings

(See what I did there?)

I throw a coffee at the next poster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I see it spill all over yourself and laugh.

I throw a bottle of water, currently inhabited by curious cockroaches at the next poster.

 

[SteakHeart]

I tame the roaches and teach them to do tricks for the circus.

I throw my circus troupe of roaches at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

Roaches creep me out. I put them all in a glass container, and place that outside your house, because I don't want them.
[sup]What, did you think I'd just stamp on them? I value arthropod life above human life, for no real reason.[/sup]

I throw a glass laptop at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It shatters near my foot. I say "wtf."

I throw a loaded shotgun at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I drop it, and it shoots off my foot.

I throw something shiny at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It flies past me and I do not notice.

I throw a shuriken at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

Trying to use my own weapon against me, eh?

I catch the shuriken and throw it at ultraspeed at the next poster

 

[Baby Eater]

i get hit and throw a slightly chewed up infant at the next poster

 

[Lambi]

I catch the slightly chewed up infant, go EWWWWWWWW GET IT OFF GET IT OFF, then toss it aside.

I throw the next poster at the next poster! HAHA!

 

[Baby Eater]

falls in a paradox of throwing.
throws myself at the next poster

 

[Pm0n3y]

You cause another time paradox

I throw the space-time continuum at the next poster

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

I pass through this hypothetical dimensional plane in a worm hole traveling at approximately 300,000 km/sec.
[small]"The" space-time continuum? Who says that there's only one?[/small]

I throw a particle accelerator at the next poster.

 

[Timotei]

Counters with Positron Uprising.

I divide the next poster by zero.

 

[Ocelot GT]

within seconds I sell said gold DSi on ebay and make mega profitz, then throw bags of money at the next poster.