Throw Something Else!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I put it in my living room, clean it, and use it.

I throw a dead mattress at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I sleep on it, relishing the fact that it doesn't chatter stupidly at me all the time like Zem used to.

I throw an electric toothbrush at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

It proceeds to chrush me.

I throw a sleep attack at the next poster

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I panic and think the devil tired to rape me.

I throw an electric guitar at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I strum it once, and all the strings break.
[sup]guitars hate me[/sup]

I throw a convenient distraction at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I sidestep it and see it crush a car.

I throw a crushed car with the letter p at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I sell the crushed car to a scrapyard owner, and throw the letter p off a cliff.

I throw a snowball at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get hit in the face.

I throw a snowball filled with rocks at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I get tired of it and throw it away.

I throw £40,000 in pennies at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I burn it.

I throw an empty glass jar at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

It smashes on my back before I see what's going on.

I throw me Lucky Charms at the next poster

 

[Azraellod]

I refuse to read it.

I throw an icicle spear at the next poster.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

It hits me in the crotch and i look embarassed.

I throw Rick Astley at the next poster.

[small]Is your avatar the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING thing?[/small]

 

[Pm0n3y]

I punch him for making that damned song.

I throw something at the next poster. What it is, however, is up to you.