Throw Something Else!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It does not get near me.

I throw a fist full of sand at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

My eyes! I'm blind.

I throw a guide dog at the next poster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I give it to a blind person.

I throw a very ugly cat at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

Damn, this cat's ugly!
I shall name it "Azraellod".

I throw an english essay at the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

I grade it a U, because you insulted me.
[sup]Not that I didn't see that coming...[/sup]

I throw a rubber stamp at the next poster.

 

[wolfy098]

I grab it and stamp you all over

A throw a bucket of multicoloured homing ink at the next poster

 

[orangebandguy]

I block the attack with an artist's canvas, and sell the splat of ink as modern art and make millions.

I then condense some of the money into a money brick and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Sassafrass]

It cracks me in the side of the head. I'm now slightly richer, but dying from blunt force trauma. Win?

I throw my blood at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I consume it and become a Wendigo.

I throw some of my "Wendigo Claws" at the next poster.

 

[GodofDisaster]

The slice me to pieces.

I throw my remains at the next poster. (Don't ask me how I did it.)

 

[Timotei]

I use Decartes' philosophical principle of "I think, therefor I am" and then think of myself as able to pass through matter. Your remains do not effect me.

I throw the a tank driven by sharks at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

Since the sharks can't drive, they chrash into the next few houses before I throw a grenade into the tank, blowing them up into shark pieces

I throw some shark bits at the next poster

 

[Sam G]

I make them into soup.

I throw a condom filled with the soup at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I get hit with the soup-filled condom and get grossed out by the condom. The soup is really good, though.

I throw the Sims symbol (the green triangle thing) at the next poster

 

[Sam G]

It spears me in the eye, and I rush off to the nearest surgery.

In my pain-induced rage, I steal the doctor's lab-coat and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I put it on and pretend to be a doctor. While in the lab-coat, I take you, say I'm going to treat you, then stab you multiple times.

I throw Darth Vader at the next poster

 

[Azraellod]

He chokes me to death with the force.

I throw a severed head at the next poster.

 

[Sam G]

I teach some young orphans how to play football.

I throw an orphan at the next poster.

 

[paasi]

I recite Buddha's teachings! The orphan feeds himself to a starving tiger.

I throw sutras at the next poster.

 

[Lambi]

I slap away your sutras and... sit quietly for the rest of the evening.

I throw my silence at the next poster